Do all road riders blow goats?
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Can someone tell me
why do MTB ers think there better than roadies?
no really, why?0 -
Probably the same reason roadies think they're better than MtBers, mechanical engineers think they're better than aerospace engineers, the army think they're better than the navy, mac users think they're better than windows users, aerospace engineers think they're better than mechanical engineers, scientists think they're better than artists, the navy think they're better than the army, windows users think they're better than mac users and artists think they're better than scientists.
Whenever you can split something into two camps, either camp will be certain that they're better than the other. Or, at the very least, a noisy minority will.0 -
what if you ride both sorts of bike?0
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Then, apparently, you think you're better than you think you are.
Which sounds far less ridiculous now I've written it down...0 -
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Absolutely brilliant george
. Colin N.
Lincolnshire is mostly flat... but the wind is mostly in your face!0 -
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Mac user, scientist and MTBer here. I'm definitely the championBig Red S wrote:Probably the same reason roadies think they're better than MtBers, mechanical engineers think they're better than aerospace engineers, the army think they're better than the navy, mac users think they're better than windows users, aerospace engineers think they're better than mechanical engineers, scientists think they're better than artists, the navy think they're better than the army, windows users think they're better than mac users and artists think they're better than scientists. 0 -
hi that video of the slapping has anyone else notised he reaches into the monitour with his right hand and somehow slaps with his left lol... watch carefully! 0
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Big Red S wrote:Probably the same reason roadies think they're better than MtBers, mechanical engineers think they're better than aerospace engineers, the army think they're better than the navy, mac users think they're better than windows users, aerospace engineers think they're better than mechanical engineers, scientists think they're better than artists, the navy think they're better than the army, windows users think they're better than mac users and artists think they're better than scientists.
Whenever you can split something into two camps, either camp will be certain that they're better than the other. Or, at the very least, a noisy minority will.
When everyone knows the Navy are miles better than the Army.... ___________________________
Bugger elephants - capabari are cuter!0 -
Regulator wrote:Big Red S wrote:Probably the same reason roadies think they're better than MtBers, mechanical engineers think they're better than aerospace engineers, the army think they're better than the navy, mac users think they're better than windows users, aerospace engineers think they're better than mechanical engineers, scientists think they're better than artists, the navy think they're better than the army, windows users think they're better than mac users and artists think they're better than scientists.
Whenever you can split something into two camps, either camp will be certain that they're better than the other. Or, at the very least, a noisy minority will.
When everyone knows the Navy are miles better than the Army....
One big band of Happy Campers :roll: :twisted: .Colin N.
Lincolnshire is mostly flat... but the wind is mostly in your face!0 -
Yes, and all roadies are superior beings. MTBs were invented for those who can't follow white lines, or cannot balance on skinny tyres. And there are a lot of you out there.0
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Judging by the wide berth I have to give you roadies when I'm in my car, most of you have trouble following white lines. As for balance? Haha, right. Anyone who has ever watched an average roadie teeter and wobble as they approach a red light (on the rare occasion they bother to stop) will know that's BS...pliptrot wrote:Yes, and all roadies are superior beings. MTBs were invented for those who can't follow white lines, or cannot balance on skinny tyres.
MTBs were invented for those who actually want a technical challenge in their riding
*runs for cover*0 -
I love intelectual arguements about sex with animals
Oh, and we know that keep a 2 wheeled bike gripped to tarmac round a bend is easier than when on a dirt surface
I should know, I used to be a roadie :shock:quote "Whyamihere"
You're one freaky fucking bastard Phil.0 -
Super Nuts4fsrT wrote:I love intelectual arguements about sex with animals
Oh, and we know that keep a 2 wheeled bike gripped to tarmac round a bend is easier than when on a dirt surface
I should know, I used to be a roadie :shock:
How on earth have you managed over 125,000 posts? :shock: :shock:0 -
Red Lemon wrote:I've said it before: he's not one person, he's a team of oompa loompas and trained chimpanzees.
I've often wondered if some of the C+ soapboxers had an autoposter (yes gillan, I mean you!) because even if you commented on the weather, capitalism would instantly be blamed) but 125,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Er, he's not doing life is he?
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Red Lemon wrote:No, I think he only has about 2 years left on his setence.
But the conditions he's being kept in must be inhuman. After all, both hands chained to the keyboard. :shock: :shock: Has he been granted extra links?0 -
Patrick Stevens wrote:Super Nuts4fsrT wrote:I love intelectual arguements about sex with animals
Oh, and we know that keep a 2 wheeled bike gripped to tarmac round a bend is easier than when on a dirt surface
I should know, I used to be a roadie :shock:
How on earth have you managed over 125,000 posts? :shock: :shock:
your eyesight must be failing Patrick (any idea why this would be? ) as it would appear the number of posts is 1,257,775 !!! 0 -
Noodley wrote:Patrick Stevens wrote:Super Nuts4fsrT wrote:I love intelectual arguements about sex with animals
Oh, and we know that keep a 2 wheeled bike gripped to tarmac round a bend is easier than when on a dirt surface
I should know, I used to be a roadie :shock:
How on earth have you managed over 125,000 posts? :shock: :shock:
your eyesight must be failing Patrick (any idea why this would be? ) as it would appear the number of posts is 1,257,775 !!!
Good grief, you're right. Is it really Rothbook, who's managed to avoid being banned in the more liberal regime of an MTB forum?0 -
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Noodley wrote:
Consolidated posts for all identities?If I had a stalker, I would hug it and kiss it and call it George...or Dick
http://www.crazyguyonabike.com/doc/?o=3 ... =3244&v=5K0 -
Tourist Tony wrote:Noodley wrote:
Consolidayed posts for all identities?
That would put Toomey/Bimbly well ahead of everyone. 0 -
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Peyote wrote:Red Lemon wrote:Please tell me the work was published
If the truth be told, I'm having a bit of difficulty finding a suitable journal. It's also taking quite while to peel apart my field notes...
Here you go, get submitting!
http://www.jir.com/
The Journal of Irreproducible Results!
On the subject of goat sex, one of the great Finnish rally drivers was out on a test drive. Had stopped near a herd of goats and heard what he assumed, from the noise,was his teammate's car coming, so for a bit of light amusement, dropped his kecks and simulated sex with a goat.
Around the bend comes not his teammate, but the goats' owner in some clapped-out tractor with no silencer!
As to roadies blowing goats, nope, but Welsh MTBers definately shag sheep! Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.0 -
Hahaha, awesome.
I must make more topics...0 -
OffTheBackAdam wrote:Peyote wrote:Red Lemon wrote:Please tell me the work was published
If the truth be told, I'm having a bit of difficulty finding a suitable journal. It's also taking quite while to peel apart my field notes...
Here you go, get submitting!
http://www.jir.com/
The Journal of Irreproducible Results!
On the subject of goat sex, one of the great Finnish rally drivers was out on a test drive. Had stopped near a herd of goats and heard what he assumed, from the noise,was his teammate's car coming, so for a bit of light amusement, dropped his kecks and simulated sex with a goat.
Around the bend comes not his teammate, but the goats' owner in some clapped-out tractor with no silencer!
As to roadies blowing goats, nope, but Welsh MTBers definately shag sheep!
and animal sex is Legal in Sweden as long as the Animal does not suffer any harm!"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0 -
Is that why you're there?
Suppose with your wand, you couldn't hurt anything. :roll: 0 -
just joined ... what a larf. Don't keep it up tho' - i've got work to do here!
re the guy from amsterdam, who went on about calorific content - he might just know the facts. Remember chickenboy rides for a dutch squad and was doing well on it until last nite. Is it a legal substance, or might that be what was in the alleged racing shoes?
Yes, roadies blow goats - MTBers blow each other.0
