friday entangling squeezed coherent pineapples

They killed the veins on the inside of my elbows with too much chemo, but the blood just finds other routes. So I always tell the vampires to use the veins in my forearm lower down. Every now and then you get one that thinks they know better and they stab me a few times to no avail before giving up and doing what i told them to. That irritates me.

Like, carbon dating?

"Fuzzy britches".

Too clever to fool you. Yep, wifey back to Uni for another degree.

Yeah, one of the nurses at the local medical centre who was telling me how she was a cancer nurse and used to do bloods day in day out admitted defeat and stuck the needle in my forearm a couple of inches above my wrist to get a sample - after having having a couple of goes in each arm higher up.

I was at a private medical centre so should have been obvious 😉