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Absent Lollipop person in Shirenewton

pinnopinno Posts: 40,780
edited November 2014 in The cake stop
It was just chaos. Cyclists trying to get to work, parents trying to get the Sebastian's and the Penelope's across the road safely. Someone shouted [email protected] at a cyclist travelling at 5 mph. What is the world coming to?
No fire brigade, no police, no lollipop personnel, no army boys and no traffic wardens when you need them. I think society is breaking down and this is just the start of a free-fall into chaos and civil war.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 14,566
    What was needed was a T.V. crew.
    Then things would really have kicked off!
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 23,739 Lives Here
    The previous lollipop individual was killed to death when run over by a lycra clad lunatic.
  • veronese68 wrote:
    The previous lollipop individual was killed to death when run over by a lycra clad lunatic.

    Should have been wearing a helmet, would only have had a few bruises...
  • gingamangingaman Posts: 576
    veronese68 wrote:
    The previous lollipop individual was killed to death when run over by a lycra clad lunatic.
    Can you be killed to any other state/form of existence? :)
  • coriordan wrote:
    It's spelt tw4t
    tick - tick - tick
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,773
    veronese68 wrote:
    The previous lollipop individual was killed to death when run over by a lycra clad lunatic.

    I'd heard he'd died of diabetes due to over-consumption of stick-mounted sugary confectionery

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • bianchimoonbianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    gingaman wrote:
    veronese68 wrote:
    The previous lollipop individual was killed to death when run over by a lycra clad lunatic.
    Can you be killed to any other state/form of existence? :)
    It's cake stop so more likely 'slightly killed', if it was BB then certainly many forms of 'killing to death' have been reported
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • PituophisPituophis Posts: 1,025
    Were the children dressed in florescent clothing though? If not, why not? :evil:
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 14,566
    It would never have happened if everyone was driving cars and paying road tax.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 23,739 Lives Here
    gingaman wrote:
    veronese68 wrote:
    The previous lollipop individual was killed to death when run over by a lycra clad lunatic.
    Can you be killed to any other state/form of existence? :)
    If you are wearing a crash helmet and hi viz you can be slightly killed. I've often heard people telling me they "literally died" so it would appear there are degrees of death.
  • FishFishFishFish Posts: 2,152
    metronome wrote:
    coriordan wrote:
    It's spelt tw4t

    Actually it is spelt [email protected]! And I've told you before.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    @FishFish no reason for aiming this reply at you, other than to irritate you :D

    Round here [email protected] is spelt cona :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 14,566
    team47b wrote:
    @FishFish no reason for aiming this reply at you, other than to irritate you :D

    Round here [email protected] is spelt cona :D
    I thought it was Pina?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 40,780
    pblakeney wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    @FishFish no reason for aiming this reply at you, other than to irritate you :D

    Round here [email protected] is spelt cona :D
    I thought it was Pina?

    You see?! That's ^ the sort of [email protected]! you get when cousins marry.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 14,566
    pblakeney wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    @FishFish no reason for aiming this reply at you, other than to irritate you :D

    Round here [email protected] is spelt cona :D
    I thought it was Pina?

    You see?! That's ^ the sort of [email protected]! you get when cousins marry.
    Sorry Pina. I realise that I was wrong.

    Pina would be the male equivalent. Obviously.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 40,780
    pblakeney wrote:
    pblakeney wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    @FishFish no reason for aiming this reply at you, other than to irritate you :D

    Round here [email protected] is spelt cona :D
    I thought it was Pina?

    You see?! That's ^ the sort of [email protected]! you get when cousins marry.
    Sorry Pina. I realise that I was wrong.

    Pina would be the male equivalent. Obviously.

    Now you're calling me a tool. Where's a bloomin mod when you need one...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 14,566
    t2-mod_bikes-839445_129820c.jpg
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I blame thatcher...
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 14,566
    Mikey23 wrote:
    I blame thatcher...
    I simply cannot imagine Maggie with a Wiggle.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Where are the boys from the Hitler Youth when you need them?
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 14,566
    essexeagle wrote:
    Where are the boys from the Hitler Youth when you need them?
    Brazil?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
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