Absent Lollipop person in Shirenewton

pinno
pinno Posts: 51,329
edited November 2014 in The cake stop
It was just chaos. Cyclists trying to get to work, parents trying to get the Sebastian's and the Penelope's across the road safely. Someone shouted tw@t at a cyclist travelling at 5 mph. What is the world coming to?
No fire brigade, no police, no lollipop personnel, no army boys and no traffic wardens when you need them. I think society is breaking down and this is just the start of a free-fall into chaos and civil war.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,750
    What was needed was a T.V. crew.
    Then things would really have kicked off!
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,300
    The previous lollipop individual was killed to death when run over by a lycra clad lunatic.
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  • craigus89
    craigus89 Posts: 887
    Veronese68 wrote:
    The previous lollipop individual was killed to death when run over by a lycra clad lunatic.

    Should have been wearing a helmet, would only have had a few bruises...
  • gingaman
    gingaman Posts: 576
    Veronese68 wrote:
    The previous lollipop individual was killed to death when run over by a lycra clad lunatic.
    Can you be killed to any other state/form of existence? :)
  • metronome
    metronome Posts: 670
    coriordan wrote:
    It's spelt tw4t
    tick - tick - tick
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,098
    Veronese68 wrote:
    The previous lollipop individual was killed to death when run over by a lycra clad lunatic.

    I'd heard he'd died of diabetes due to over-consumption of stick-mounted sugary confectionery
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    gingaman wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    The previous lollipop individual was killed to death when run over by a lycra clad lunatic.
    Can you be killed to any other state/form of existence? :)
    It's cake stop so more likely 'slightly killed', if it was BB then certainly many forms of 'killing to death' have been reported
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    Were the children dressed in florescent clothing though? If not, why not? :evil:
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,750
    It would never have happened if everyone was driving cars and paying road tax.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,300
    gingaman wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    The previous lollipop individual was killed to death when run over by a lycra clad lunatic.
    Can you be killed to any other state/form of existence? :)
    If you are wearing a crash helmet and hi viz you can be slightly killed. I've often heard people telling me they "literally died" so it would appear there are degrees of death.
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  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    metronome wrote:
    coriordan wrote:
    It's spelt tw4t

    Actually it is spelt tw@! And I've told you before.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    @FishFish no reason for aiming this reply at you, other than to irritate you :D

    Round here tw@ is spelt cona :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,750
    team47b wrote:
    @FishFish no reason for aiming this reply at you, other than to irritate you :D

    Round here tw@ is spelt cona :D
    I thought it was Pina?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,329
    PBlakeney wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    @FishFish no reason for aiming this reply at you, other than to irritate you :D

    Round here tw@ is spelt cona :D
    I thought it was Pina?

    You see?! That's ^ the sort of tw@! you get when cousins marry.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,750
    pinarello001 wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    @FishFish no reason for aiming this reply at you, other than to irritate you :D

    Round here tw@ is spelt cona :D
    I thought it was Pina?

    You see?! That's ^ the sort of tw@! you get when cousins marry.
    Sorry Pina. I realise that I was wrong.

    Pina would be the male equivalent. Obviously.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,329
    PBlakeney wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    @FishFish no reason for aiming this reply at you, other than to irritate you :D

    Round here tw@ is spelt cona :D
    I thought it was Pina?

    You see?! That's ^ the sort of tw@! you get when cousins marry.
    Sorry Pina. I realise that I was wrong.

    Pina would be the male equivalent. Obviously.

    Now you're calling me a tool. Where's a bloomin mod when you need one...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,750
    t2-mod_bikes-839445_129820c.jpg
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I blame thatcher...
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,750
    Mikey23 wrote:
    I blame thatcher...
    I simply cannot imagine Maggie with a Wiggle.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • essexeagle
    essexeagle Posts: 60
    Where are the boys from the Hitler Youth when you need them?
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,750
    essexeagle wrote:
    Where are the boys from the Hitler Youth when you need them?
    Brazil?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
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