Women

Stevo 666 wrote:

Now a thread on Scottish goalkeepers - that could be amusing

How ironic given the slating that Joe Hart is getting just now.
Anyhoo, we know we are pish.

daviesee wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Has Craig Gordon retired?

Became a free agent in May 2012 following persistent knee injuries.
Unlikely to play gain.

Was that the start of the demise for Sunderland?

No, Sunderland was fecked long before that













Oh hang on are we taking about football :P

team47b wrote:

Jim Leighton greatest ever.





Oh hang on now I am taking about football :shock:

Mrs T x

Better than Bob Wilson?

I dont understand why few women post in BB, its content rich and is the most inclusive part of the BR forum. I think what is needed is a charm offensive combined with an offer of free Chardonnay and Cup Cakes.

Ballysmate wrote:

If any women post saying they have a problem of any kind, we must under no circumstances offer any solution. We must let them drone on and on to show what good listeners we are.

Is that like when the wife is talking and I am "listening" while deliberating which would be best, the Raid Alpine or Raid Pyrenean?
And we are both happy with that.

simonhead wrote:

I dont understand why few women post in BB, its content rich and is the most inclusive part of the BR forum. I think what is needed is a charm offensive combined with an offer of free Chardonnay and Cup Cakes.

Pffffffffffffff. I just fell about the floor laughing. This lot?!?! Charm offensive, hang on while I change my underwear.





Offensive we can do, dunno about the rest. Half the incumbent bacterium of the petri dish that is BB are Scottish. Chardonnay ?!? Cup cakes ?!? It would be more like a bag o' chips and and half a can o' Irn Bru.

Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

pinarello001 wrote:

Chardonnay ?!? Cup cakes ?!? It would be more like a bag o' chips and and half a can o' Irn Bru.

Phhht!
Dont know exactly where you are but you sure spoil them.

arran77 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Mikey23 wrote:

Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

Yeah, but he's in Portugal.

Locked up in the painting studio :shock:

When t47b has finished his masterpiece, I wonder if he'll cover it with a cotton sheet and plastic tarp?

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Mikey23 wrote:

Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

Yeah, but he's in Portugal.

Locked up in the painting studio :shock:

When t47b has finished his masterpiece, I wonder if he'll cover it with a cotton sheet and plastic tarp?

No one would be stupid enough to do that would they

I look forward to finding out

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Mikey23 wrote:

Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

Yeah, but he's in Portugal.

Locked up in the painting studio :shock:

When t47b has finished his masterpiece, I wonder if he'll cover it with a cotton sheet and plastic tarp?

No one would be stupid enough to do that would they

I look forward to finding out

The thread will go along the lines of...

I finished doing this nude of Mrs t47b in oils and I knew it was going to rain so I covered her up with a tarpaulin, when I went back this morning everything has run and now Mrs t47b is after me because she says she's not that saggy, what do I do :?

What did you cover her in, baby oil? I can't believe Mr T would use crude oil on her like poor Gemma Arterton in Quantum of Solace.

seanoconn wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Mikey23 wrote:

Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

Yeah, but he's in Portugal.

Locked up in the painting studio :shock:

When t47b has finished his masterpiece, I wonder if he'll cover it with a cotton sheet and plastic tarp?

No one would be stupid enough to do that would they

I look forward to finding out

The thread will go along the lines of...

I finished doing this nude of Mrs t47b in oils and I knew it was going to rain so I covered her up with a tarpaulin, when I went back this morning everything has run and now Mrs t47b is after me because she says she's not that saggy, what do I do :?

What did you cover her in, baby oil? I can't believe Mr T would use crude oil on her like poor Gemma Arterton in Quantum of Solace.

I was thinking about Gemma Arterton covered in crude oil earlier. Spooky :shock:

That's where me and you are different. I often think about her covered in baby oil.

It's a cross I bear with fortitude.