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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Now a thread on Scottish goalkeepers - that could be amusing :lol:
    How ironic given the slating that Joe Hart is getting just now. :wink:
    Anyhoo, we know we are pish.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Has Craig Gordon retired?
    Became a free agent in May 2012 following persistent knee injuries.
    Unlikely to play gain.

    Was that the start of the demise for Sunderland?
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    daviesee wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Has Craig Gordon retired?
    Became a free agent in May 2012 following persistent knee injuries.
    Unlikely to play gain.

    Was that the start of the demise for Sunderland?

    No, Sunderland was fecked long before that :wink:













    Oh hang on are we taking about football :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Jim Leighton greatest ever.





    Oh hang on now I am taking about football :shock:

    Mrs T x
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    team47b wrote:
    Jim Leighton greatest ever.





    Oh hang on now I am taking about football :shock:

    Mrs T x

    Better than Bob Wilson?
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    team47b wrote:
    Gender, everything you need to know, you have one or you are one :D

    MrsT x

    That's a little harsh.

    You're saying that all women are pricks?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    I dont understand why few women post in BB, its content rich and is the most inclusive part of the BR forum. I think what is needed is a charm offensive combined with an offer of free Chardonnay and Cup Cakes.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    simonhead wrote:
    I dont understand why few women post in BB, its content rich and is the most inclusive part of the BR forum. I think what is needed is a charm offensive combined with an offer of free Chardonnay and Cup Cakes.


    If any women post saying they have a problem of any kind, we must under no circumstances offer any solution. We must let them drone on and on to show what good listeners we are.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Ballysmate wrote:
    If any women post saying they have a problem of any kind, we must under no circumstances offer any solution. We must let them drone on and on to show what good listeners we are.
    Is that like when the wife is talking and I am "listening" while deliberating which would be best, the Raid Alpine or Raid Pyrenean?
    And we are both happy with that. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    simonhead wrote:
    I dont understand why few women post in BB, its content rich and is the most inclusive part of the BR forum. I think what is needed is a charm offensive combined with an offer of free Chardonnay and Cup Cakes.

    And let's not forget that there are far more pictures of them here than anywhere else on BR. They'd like that.
    Faster than a tent.......
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,488
    simonhead wrote:
    I dont understand why few women post in BB, its content rich and is the most inclusive part of the BR forum. I think what is needed is a charm offensive combined with an offer of free Chardonnay and Cup Cakes.

    Pffffffffffffff. I just fell about the floor laughing. This lot?!?! Charm offensive, hang on while I change my underwear.





    Offensive we can do, dunno about the rest. Half the incumbent bacterium of the petri dish that is BB are Scottish. Chardonnay ?!? Cup cakes ?!? It would be more like a bag o' chips and and half a can o' Irn Bru.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,795
    simonhead wrote:
    I think what is needed is a charm offensive combined with an offer of free Chardonnay and Cup Cakes.
    Maybe this is why we haven't got any takers? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

    Yeah, but he's in Portugal.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Chardonnay ?!? Cup cakes ?!? It would be more like a bag o' chips and and half a can o' Irn Bru.
    Phhht!
    Dont know exactly where you are but you sure spoil them.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

    Yeah, but he's in Portugal.

    Locked up in the painting studio :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

    Yeah, but he's in Portugal.

    Locked up in the painting studio :shock:
    When t47b has finished his masterpiece, I wonder if he'll cover it with a cotton sheet and plastic tarp?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

    Yeah, but he's in Portugal.

    Locked up in the painting studio :shock:
    When t47b has finished his masterpiece, I wonder if he'll cover it with a cotton sheet and plastic tarp?

    No one would be stupid enough to do that would they :wink::lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

    Yeah, but he's in Portugal.

    Locked up in the painting studio :shock:
    When t47b has finished his masterpiece, I wonder if he'll cover it with a cotton sheet and plastic tarp?

    No one would be stupid enough to do that would they :wink::lol:
    I look forward to finding out :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

    Yeah, but he's in Portugal.

    Locked up in the painting studio :shock:
    When t47b has finished his masterpiece, I wonder if he'll cover it with a cotton sheet and plastic tarp?

    No one would be stupid enough to do that would they :wink::lol:
    I look forward to finding out :lol:

    The thread will go along the lines of...

    I finished doing this nude of Mrs t47b in oils and I knew it was going to rain so I covered her up with a tarpaulin, when I went back this morning everything has run and now Mrs t47b is after me because she says she's not that saggy, what do I do :?

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    "Saggy"

    Arran you have a way with words, you charmer :D


    FRO

    Mrs T x
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    "Saggy"

    Arran you have a way with words, you charmer :D


    FRO

    Mrs T x

    Thanks, you should hear how I talk about people I don't like :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

    Yeah, but he's in Portugal.

    Locked up in the painting studio :shock:
    When t47b has finished his masterpiece, I wonder if he'll cover it with a cotton sheet and plastic tarp?

    No one would be stupid enough to do that would they :wink::lol:
    I look forward to finding out :lol:

    The thread will go along the lines of...

    I finished doing this nude of Mrs t47b in oils and I knew it was going to rain so I covered her up with a tarpaulin, when I went back this morning everything has run and now Mrs t47b is after me because she says she's not that saggy, what do I do :?

    :lol:

    What did you cover her in, baby oil? I can't believe Mr T would use crude oil on her like poor Gemma Arterton in Quantum of Solace.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Ballysmate wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

    Yeah, but he's in Portugal.

    Locked up in the painting studio :shock:
    When t47b has finished his masterpiece, I wonder if he'll cover it with a cotton sheet and plastic tarp?

    No one would be stupid enough to do that would they :wink::lol:
    I look forward to finding out :lol:

    The thread will go along the lines of...

    I finished doing this nude of Mrs t47b in oils and I knew it was going to rain so I covered her up with a tarpaulin, when I went back this morning everything has run and now Mrs t47b is after me because she says she's not that saggy, what do I do :?

    :lol:

    What did you cover her in, baby oil? I can't believe Mr T would use crude oil on her like poor Gemma Arterton in Quantum of Solace.
    I was thinking about Gemma Arterton covered in crude oil earlier. Spooky :shock:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Perhaps the more elegant and sophisticated older person is required...

    Yeah, but he's in Portugal.

    Locked up in the painting studio :shock:
    When t47b has finished his masterpiece, I wonder if he'll cover it with a cotton sheet and plastic tarp?

    No one would be stupid enough to do that would they :wink::lol:
    I look forward to finding out :lol:

    The thread will go along the lines of...

    I finished doing this nude of Mrs t47b in oils and I knew it was going to rain so I covered her up with a tarpaulin, when I went back this morning everything has run and now Mrs t47b is after me because she says she's not that saggy, what do I do :?

    :lol:

    What did you cover her in, baby oil? I can't believe Mr T would use crude oil on her like poor Gemma Arterton in Quantum of Solace.
    I was thinking about Gemma Arterton covered in crude oil earlier. Spooky :shock:

    That's where me and you are different. I often think about her covered in baby oil. :lol:
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Tough break huh...
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    It's a cross I bear with fortitude. :lol:
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    You are so brave (wipes tear)

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