Welcome back seanthecon-ela!
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On your imminent return: Welcome Back.
Glad you made it through 2 weeks of being banged... erm banged up. That will teach you for not wearing a disguise/condom whilst selling fake anti-wrinkle cream. I told you not to put sand in it.
Arran77 and I and one or two others are delighted at the business end of things. The commision we got was fantastic. If you had a spare pair of legs, you would have been able to open another branch.
We have decided to send you off to Bangkok for a little op before framing you again and sending you 'back in'. Seen as the last sojourn was so successful, we decided that you would decide the crime and length of sentance so that you can get the benefit of a break.
PS Some Chinese businessmen turned up at my door - they want to talk to you for trying to sell them fake pina balls. They're not happy and you do not want to do a stretch in Shanghai do you...or do you!? If you do, just give us a shout and we'll make the arrangements - business could be very good. It could potentially open up a new international 'door' of opportunities.
On your imminent return: Welcome Back.
Glad you made it through 2 weeks of being banged... erm banged up. That will teach you for not wearing a disguise/condom whilst selling fake anti-wrinkle cream. I told you not to put sand in it.
Arran77 and I and one or two others are delighted at the business end of things. The commision we got was fantastic. If you had a spare pair of legs, you would have been able to open another branch.
We have decided to send you off to Bangkok for a little op before framing you again and sending you 'back in'. Seen as the last sojourn was so successful, we decided that you would decide the crime and length of sentance so that you can get the benefit of a break.
PS Some Chinese businessmen turned up at my door - they want to talk to you for trying to sell them fake pina balls. They're not happy and you do not want to do a stretch in Shanghai do you...or do you!? If you do, just give us a shout and we'll make the arrangements - business could be very good. It could potentially open up a new international 'door' of opportunities.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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Ah, I've been waiting for this day my friend, how was your time inside as the jail shower biatch?
Pinarello001 and I have been trying to keep the place going without you but it's been a struggle at times :roll:
Like Mr P says your incarceration has been quite profitable for us but I do need a new set of wheels so we've been dropping hints to the authorities that you've had something to do with the disappearance of two high profile members, how ever were you to know that 'Cleat-eta' and 'Daviesee-ela' were not their real names and the were not suffering from scapula minge-e-itus
The squaddies were not impressed with their ration packs you tried to flog them they said they tasted like 'old ladies' :shock:
We figured this would get you another nice little stretch during which time we do hope you (or a certain part of you) makes the acquaintance of 'Marrow smasher' Jones, if you do well enough I might even get those Zipp 202's, don't let me down
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Well?
Was he still considered a danger to society so didn't get parole or has he done a Daviesee on the crowd and been allowed back but had a hissy and left?? "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Word is that some inmates took to his 'Lines Away' product and used it for 'special lubricatio'n purposes. So he got properly 'framed' again.
The A wing boys really like him too much for comfort and are all wandering about with a smile on their faces.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Well as long as he's keeping the punters happy and the money keeps on coming
Lets hope though that its only smiles on their faces :shock:"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Slightly premature as always Pina, poor Mrs Pinapinarello001 wrote:(aka seantheconn)
On your imminent return: Welcome Back.
Glad you made it through 2 weeks of being banged... erm banged up. That will teach you for not wearing a disguise/condom whilst selling fake anti-wrinkle cream. I told you not to put sand in it.
Arran77 and I and one or two others are delighted at the business end of things. The commision we got was fantastic. If you had a spare pair of legs, you would have been able to open another branch.
We have decided to send you off to Bangkok for a little op before framing you again and sending you 'back in'. Seen as the last sojourn was so successful, we decided that you would decide the crime and length of sentance so that you can get the benefit of a break.
PS Some Chinese businessmen turned up at my door - they want to talk to you for trying to sell them fake pina balls. They're not happy and you do not want to do a stretch in Shanghai do you...or do you!? If you do, just give us a shout and we'll make the arrangements - business could be very good. It could potentially open up a new international 'door' of opportunities.
I see my free Wi-Fi connection on The Great Wall of China tricked you into thinking I was making an early comeback
When I've heightened my boredom threshold once more and waded through two weeks of crap I missed, I'll be back with you Ladyboys.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
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必 要 的。两 干 燥 并 粉 碎 成 粉 末。
I thought you were selling my balls complete ?1 Not crushed into powder.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Welcome back chief!!!
Catching up on two weeks worth of shite shouldn't take too long, despite the best efforts of a few of us things have been quiet :?
If the rear end is not totally pummelled I'm still a little short on the new wheels fund so if you could do the honourable thing and get yourself back inside for a little more 'work' Mr P and me would appreciate it, in an attempt to frame you we have been spreading a few outrageous rumours about you in case the powers that be have been spying on us, so you may well get a summons to explain yourself "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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I tried but surprisingly there isn't a shortage of miniature balls in China. Powdered goes further.pinarello001 wrote:必 要 的。两 干 燥 并 粉 碎 成 粉 末。
I thought you were selling my balls complete ?1 Not crushed into powder.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Sean who ? MIA, I don't think so, out in Syria up to no good wiv chems. I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...0
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dmclite-3.0 wrote:Sean who ? MIA, I don't think so, out in Syria up to no good wiv chems.
You're in Syria.?!? Are you a rebel ?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Im the Rebel MC, dubble trubble, get funky, I'm on a mission, hear ma story, limited edition.....
RECOGNIZE!!I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...0 -
Thanks arran. Sounds like I'm gonna have to search the forum, key words 'Sean's backside' to see what's been happening and even the score!arran77 wrote:Welcome back chief!!!
Catching up on two weeks worth of shite shouldn't take too long, despite the best efforts of a few of us things have been quiet :?
If the rear end is not totally pummelled I'm still a little short on the new wheels fund so if you could do the honourable thing and get yourself back inside for a little more 'work' Mr P and me would appreciate it, in an attempt to frame you we have been spreading a few outrageous rumours about you in case the powers that be have been spying on us, so you may well get a summons to explain yourselfPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
You stiff army types really know how to chat early 90's gangsta 8)dmclite-3.0 wrote:Im the Rebel MC, dubble trubble, get funky, I'm on a mission, hear ma story, limited edition.....
RECOGNIZE!!Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
seanoconn wrote:
Thanks arran. Sounds like I'm gonna have to search the forum, key words 'Sean's backside' to see what's been happening and even the score!arran77 wrote:Welcome back chief!!!
Catching up on two weeks worth of shite shouldn't take too long, despite the best efforts of a few of us things have been quiet :?
If the rear end is not totally pummelled I'm still a little short on the new wheels fund so if you could do the honourable thing and get yourself back inside for a little more 'work' Mr P and me would appreciate it, in an attempt to frame you we have been spreading a few outrageous rumours about you in case the powers that be have been spying on us, so you may well get a summons to explain yourself
Haha, bring it on 'prison shower biatch' (there's a little clue for your search ) "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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I see that you fell for the same trick that I did when I returned, trying to be useful, please revert back to your proverbial taking old self right away
http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40013&t=12941644seanoconn wrote:
Neither is frowned upon and starva is really taking off. Sounds like you're enjoying the challenge and why not. Some folk on here get a little shirty about what they perceive as boasting, but then some of us have more to boast about than othersMr_G wrote:Oh? I understand that it probably wouldn't be good practice picking people off on your way to work, but virtual racing is frowned upon also?
You see all this is really new to me, I've been a MBTer in the past and all this road stuff is a quick learning curve. I been out on my bike propoerly once (today). How is it silly to race virtually? Serious question. "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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If that boasting involves lifting shirts, then I'll leave you to it.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0
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My occasional usefulness is what sets me apart from the other p!ss takers.arran77 wrote:I see that you fell for the same trick that I did when I returned, trying to be useful, please revert back to your proverbial taking old self right away
http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40013&t=12941644seanoconn wrote:
Neither is frowned upon and starva is really taking off. Sounds like you're enjoying the challenge and why not. Some folk on here get a little shirty about what they perceive as boasting, but then some of us have more to boast about than othersMr_G wrote:Oh? I understand that it probably wouldn't be good practice picking people off on your way to work, but virtual racing is frowned upon also?
You see all this is really new to me, I've been a MBTer in the past and all this road stuff is a quick learning curve. I been out on my bike propoerly once (today). How is it silly to race virtually? Serious question.
Did we really need the link and quote!? Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
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No shirt lifting boasts, that stays private between me and my clients.daviesee wrote:If that boasting involves lifting shirts, then I'll leave you to it.
Hello daviesee
Me and Mr P have told you that shirt lifting is extra, you'd better not be giving out freebies FFS, how am I ever going to afford those wheels if you don't play ball :? "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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seanoconn wrote:
My occasional usefulness is what sets me apart from the other p!ss takers.arran77 wrote:I see that you fell for the same trick that I did when I returned, trying to be useful, please revert back to your proverbial taking old self right away
http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40013&t=12941644seanoconn wrote:
Neither is frowned upon and starva is really taking off. Sounds like you're enjoying the challenge and why not. Some folk on here get a little shirty about what they perceive as boasting, but then some of us have more to boast about than othersMr_G wrote:Oh? I understand that it probably wouldn't be good practice picking people off on your way to work, but virtual racing is frowned upon also?
You see all this is really new to me, I've been a MBTer in the past and all this road stuff is a quick learning curve. I been out on my bike propoerly once (today). How is it silly to race virtually? Serious question.
Did we really need the link and quote!?
Not really "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Mr P!? MR P!? Don't ever associate that bollox's name with any degree of respect!arran77 wrote:seanoconn wrote:
No shirt lifting boasts, that stays private between me and my clients.daviesee wrote:If that boasting involves lifting shirts, then I'll leave you to it.
Hello daviesee
Me and Mr P have told you that shirt lifting is extra, you'd better not be giving out freebies FFS, how am I ever going to afford those wheels if you don't play ball :?
FYI, I've just finished reading the Ladyboys thread and am now fully in the loop you f@ckers, unless there's anything else I've missed!? In which case, I'm half loopedPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
That's probably the bulk of it although there could be veiled references to you in certain other threads too...
http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12562652 "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Sarcastic... Moi? Just loving the animated avatar is all!0
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Yes, hello Daviesee. How was your self imposed exile ?
Did you miss us?
WTF did you do with all your spare time?
You did a good job of framing the Croydon Shirker. Cheers mate. Can you do it again when A77 has his new hoops, i'd like a Colnago, so seanthcon-ela needs to go in for a loooooong stretch.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Daviesee only comes on here when he's at work now, he has other stuff to do the rest of the time :shock:"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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"Stuff" ?!? Oh yeah, like dressing up like a ladyboy. Soz mate.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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1. Self imposed exile was excellent.pinarello001 wrote:Yes, hello Daviesee. How was your self imposed exile ?
Did you miss us?
WTF did you do with all your spare time?
You did a good job of framing the Croydon Shirker. Cheers mate. Can you do it again when A77 has his new hoops, i'd like a Colnago, so seanthcon-ela needs to go in for a loooooong stretch.
2. A bit at first but that tapered off. Mostly missed the banter but there doesn't seem to have been much to miss. Hopefully this will pick up after the holiday period.
3. Took care of personal and company chores which freed up time for more cycling when we had the good weather. Oh, and went to Mallorca when that sunny spell finished.
4. No problem. Without trawling back though, I can't remember what I did so it must be a natural talent.
Another few pounds and I'll be able to get into that little black number. None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
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