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Tomorrow = End of the World. How's it going to go down?

DonDaddyDDonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
edited December 2012 in Commuting chat
So, according to the Mayan calendar Friday 21 December 2012 will be the end of the World. Apparently its going to be an asteroid. Seems a little boring to me, my preference would be alien or zombie invasion, much more exciting and gives us something to fight!

How do you think it will go down and what will you do?

(Plus a poll, for fun. Polls are fun you grumblebum!)
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Should the World end tomorrow, how do you think it will go down? 17 votes

Asteroid
11% 2 votes
Zombie Invasion (Norovirus)
29% 5 votes
Alien Invasion
0% 0 votes
WW3 mutually assured destruction
0% 0 votes
War against a subterranean humanoid race
0% 0 votes
An imbalance in the 'Force'
11% 2 votes
Animal kingdom uprising led by Dolphins
5% 1 vote
Internet gains sentience and uses machines to commit genocide
5% 1 vote
A super powered alien fuelled by the sun
5% 1 vote
Drowning in clunge
29% 5 votes

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  • SteppenHerringSteppenHerring Posts: 720
    I reckon the computer running the simulation we inhabit will blue-screen.
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  • rebsrebs Posts: 891
    Also the last day in my current job. Need I require more of an invite to cause unlimited chaos and disaster?
  • mudcow007mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    rebs wrote:
    Also the last day in my current job. Need I require more of an invite to cause unlimited chaos and disaster?

    go wild an steal stationary an create a cardboard den in your office an randomly stand up an shout

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  • Kieran_BurnsKieran_Burns Posts: 10,052
    *cough* Leap Years *cough*

    *cough* Julian to Gregorian Calendar *cough*

    :P
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  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 23,277 Lives Here
    It's gonna be like this. Has The Daily Mash ever been wrong before?
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  • gtvlussogtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    I don't know how it will go down, but I am damn sure that cyclegaz will film it, upload it to youtube as a bad piece of driving or a close pass with the reg number 'GOD 1'...

    :(
  • dhopedhope Posts: 6,699
    Ugh, isn't this sort of sh*t a Friday thread...

    Oh yeah, there will be no Friday. Sorry, carry on DDD ;)
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  • Fireblade96Fireblade96 Posts: 1,123
    It's not going to happen.

    It's been rained off.
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  • rick_chaseyrick_chasey Posts: 52,007 Lives Here
    [Inbetweeners] Drowning in clunge!![/Inbetweeners]
    _
  • DonDaddyDDonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    gtvlusso wrote:
    I don't know how it will go down, but I am damn sure that cyclegaz will film it, upload it to youtube as a bad piece of driving or a close pass with the reg number 'GOD 1'...

    :(
    :lol::lol::lol:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • bushubushu Posts: 711
    Breakfast followed by a boot to the MD's face.. and hope it all ends before i get sodomised in jail :lol:
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  • gtvlussogtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    bushu wrote:
    Breakfast followed by a boot to the MD's face.. and hope it all ends before i get sodomised in jail :lol:

    It is Christmas, after all... :shock:
  • notsobluenotsoblue Posts: 5,838
    I've taken A/L for tomorrow, I'll be well pissed off if the apocalypse happens and I didn't need to after all.
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  • gtvlussogtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    notsoblue wrote:
    I've taken A/L for tomorrow, I'll be well pissed.....

    FTFY
  • bushubushu Posts: 711
    gtvlusso wrote:
    bushu wrote:
    Breakfast followed by a boot to the MD's face.. and hope it all ends before i get sodomised in jail :lol:

    It is Christmas, after all... :shock:
    That's all the xmas spirit i can muster for the manipulative rotten to the core censored :evil:
    the rest of the office want to hold him down first... believe me it'd be fully deserved
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  • CiBCiB Posts: 6,098
    I'm expecting a huge green serpent to emerge from the sea, like last time.
  • SketchleySketchley Posts: 4,235
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    ...according to the Mayan calendar Friday 21 December 2012 will be the end of the World...

    dont-believe-everythnig-u-read.jpg


    However you might want to read this http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/l ... ntists-say
    Rosalind Joyce, a professor of anthropology at University of California, Berkeley and a leading scholar on the ancient culture of Central America, has read the Mayan calendar texts inscribed on stone tablets, painted on ancient pottery and written on manuscripts now held in European libraries.

    "The Maya never did predict the end of the world," she said.
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    Chris

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  • cookeeemonstercookeeemonster Posts: 1,969
    I'm gonna blame Wiggle.
  • SketchleySketchley Posts: 4,235
    Among the predictions he is seeing for Friday: The Earth will be shattered by a wandering planet named Niburu, or by some other "Planet X";the Earth's rotation will suddenly reverse itself and all humanity will be destroyed; a black hole 30,000 light-years away will suck up the Earth and destroy it instantly; and three days of utter darkness will precede Christmas.

    Surely it's Wiggles fault.....
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    Chris

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  • jomojjomoj Posts: 777
    Asteroid? Zombie? Too dramatic. It's just going to keep raining until the entire world has dissolved.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 23,277 Lives Here
    jomoj wrote:
    Asteroid? Zombie? Too dramatic. It's just going to keep raining until the entire world has dissolved.
    :shock: Is the world made of carbon fibre?
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  • bushubushu Posts: 711
    I've got my spd's primed for stomping, have a happy doomsday people :D
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  • rubertoerubertoe Posts: 3,994
    What time is this happening?

    Do i have time to go out on the bike?
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  • nichnich Posts: 888
    I came into work on my motorbike today.

    Means I can make a quick getaway if anything bad happens, maybe pick up a scared chick on the way 'n ride off into the sunset 8)
  • Godders1Godders1 Posts: 750
    This completely unaltered image was just taken in Australia, buckle up folks: :cry:

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  • gtvlussogtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Godders1 wrote:
    This completely unaltered image was just taken in Australia, buckle up folks: :cry:

    Chm5B_zpsbe99e79a.jpg

    I knew the Japanese would bloody start something, they have been quiet for too long now! :shock:
  • confused@BR[email protected] Posts: 295
    Godzilla's in trouble now! You get told off if you walk under some of the trees in the Botanical Gardens, let alone throwing fireballs.
    'fool'
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