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Look out, here comes another newbie

Col.DeckerCol.Decker Posts: 19
edited April 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Been lurking on these forums for about 20mins now so I figured it was time I signed up. Here's what you need to know:

1. Probably too old for this sh*t, just got back into it after a 6 year break.
2. I've lost my nerve with down hill and big jumps. Hey I've got kids man!
3. Just bought a £500 from Halfords .... told the Mrs it cost £100 (nice)
4. Red heads are better than blondes.


:)
My super awesome band here: http://www.facebook.com/airbagmusic and http://www.airbag-music.co.uk
My super bitchin' other band http://www.facebook.com/theatease or http://www.theatease.com
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  • mak3mmak3m Posts: 1,469
    Lol

    we need to know your stance on bacon, rhyll and rhohypnol before we welcome you in
  • spongtasticspongtastic Posts: 3,131
    We also need to know if you can count to potato
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 23,225 Lives Here
    Haha, to reply:
    1. You and me both, though I only take short breaks for injury or illness.
    2. Tell me about it, it takes longer to heal once you've passed 40.
    3. Well done.
    4. Couldn't possibly agree, married a blonde.
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    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • Col.DeckerCol.Decker Posts: 19
    Good Lord,

    Bacon: I like it to be NOT crispy. I want meat, not crisps.
    Rhyll: Spent a holiday there as a kid and had since forgotten all about the place untill now. Thanks for undoing some very expensive thearpy.
    Rhohypnol: Buy me something pretty and wear high heels .... you won't need it. I'm cheap and have low morals.
    Count to Potato: Nope sorry, but I can write 'Waffels' backwards: Sleffaw.
    My super awesome band here: http://www.facebook.com/airbagmusic and http://www.airbag-music.co.uk
    My super bitchin' other band http://www.facebook.com/theatease or http://www.theatease.com
  • jndb72jndb72 Posts: 629
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    2011 Canyon Nerve AM 5.0
    2009 Specialized Rockhopper Disc

    I might have alzheimer's but atleast I don't have alzheimer's
  • RaymondavalonRaymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Another mission to earn Crud Credo is to win an argument with YehaaMcGee, have an intellectual and stimulating conversation with FullySprung and make Sheepsteeth laugh..

    Good luck..

    Oh, we have a Crudcatcher Facebook page too, but you wont be welcome there just yet..
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 43,208
    jndb72 wrote:
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    ...and don't forget, POIDH.
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Col.DeckerCol.Decker Posts: 19
    Ah I know a thread subject that'll get me in ....



    Science vs. Relgion



    or

    Are Jaffa Cakes buiscuits?
    My super awesome band here: http://www.facebook.com/airbagmusic and http://www.airbag-music.co.uk
    My super bitchin' other band http://www.facebook.com/theatease or http://www.theatease.com
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 43,208
    Col.Decker wrote:
    Ah I know a thread subject that'll get me in ....



    Science vs. Relgion



    or

    Are Jaffa Cakes buiscuits?
    FFS don't take him on in a spelling competition :wink:
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Col.DeckerCol.Decker Posts: 19
    yes, spelling is not my forty
    My super awesome band here: http://www.facebook.com/airbagmusic and http://www.airbag-music.co.uk
    My super bitchin' other band http://www.facebook.com/theatease or http://www.theatease.com
  • jndb72jndb72 Posts: 629
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    jndb72 wrote:
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    ...and don't forget, POIDH.

    Yep, indeed, preferably of a high quality nature.
    2011 Canyon Nerve AM 5.0
    2009 Specialized Rockhopper Disc

    I might have alzheimer's but atleast I don't have alzheimer's
  • VWsurfbumVWsurfbum Posts: 7,959
    Col.Decker wrote:
    Ah I know a thread subject that'll get me in ....



    Science vs. Relgion



    or

    Are Jaffa Cakes buiscuits?
    Jaffa cakes are religion?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 23,225 Lives Here
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    jndb72 wrote:
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    ...and don't forget, POIDH.
    I'm never asking for pics round here again. Asked for pics of a girl in her walking outfit, got a picture of a bearded gargoyle. Off to check out redheads to restore balance in my world.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Some of the pictures here could lead a man to lose his relgion.
    My photos
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 43,208
    veronese68 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    jndb72 wrote:
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    ...and don't forget, POIDH.
    I'm never asking for pics round here again. Asked for pics of a girl in her walking outfit, got a picture of a bearded gargoyle. Off to check out redheads to restore balance in my world.
    You have to be careful even with the phrases around here. I mean, who would have thought that googling 'blue waffles' could have caused a problem for anyone?
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Cat With No TailCat With No Tail Posts: 13,581
    Welcome!

    I'm going to hell.
    "Avan-TT"
    F*cking Fast 29er
    Rapid Rose Roady
    Bionicon Beast
    Rockhopper Communter
  • RaymondavalonRaymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    You have to be careful even with the phrases around here. I mean, who would have thought that googling 'blue waffles' could have caused a problem for anyone?

    Googling blue waffles was a problem for Jay12

    What-Kind-Of-Blue-Waffle-Is-This.jpg

    Scarred him for life...
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • rglinianyrgliniany Posts: 753
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    Welcome!

    I'm going to hell.


    I'll come with..... was trying to work out how to do just that very same thing.
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

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  • AbraAbra Posts: 338
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    Welcome!

    I'm going to hell.

    How many more times until i learn.... :roll:
    DO MORE OF WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY
  • mak3mmak3m Posts: 1,469
    veronese68 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    jndb72 wrote:
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    ...and don't forget, POIDH.
    I'm never asking for pics round here again. Asked for pics of a girl in her walking outfit, got a picture of a bearded gargoyle. Off to check out redheads to restore balance in my world.

    LMAO you loved really
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 23,225 Lives Here
    mak3m wrote:
    veronese68 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    jndb72 wrote:
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    ...and don't forget, POIDH.
    I'm never asking for pics round here again. Asked for pics of a girl in her walking outfit, got a picture of a bearded gargoyle. Off to check out redheads to restore balance in my world.

    LMAO you loved really

    Dagnabbit!! I've been rumbled.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    Welcome!

    I'm going to hell.

    And Yee n I are going to send you there damn it, I always click.. I can't help myself you swine :P

    Ooo he needs to find a lime a bit of string and some chopped liver for a full experience?
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    Col.Decker wrote:
    yes, spelling is not my forty

    actul lol, thats funny.

    welcome aboard.

    do you like cake?
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,647
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Col.Decker wrote:
    yes, spelling is not my forty

    actul lol, thats funny.

    welcome aboard.

    do you like cake?

    Jaffa cakes?

    Welcome, I am just up the road in market Drayton
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    matthew h wrote:

    Jaffa cakes?

    no. cake and balls
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • Cat With No TailCat With No Tail Posts: 13,581
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    matthew h wrote:

    Jaffa cakes?

    no. cake and balls

    I've got your cake and balls right here!
    "Avan-TT"
    F*cking Fast 29er
    Rapid Rose Roady
    Bionicon Beast
    Rockhopper Communter
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    matthew h wrote:

    Jaffa cakes?

    no. cake and balls

    I've got your cake and balls right here!

    you havent got a good having your cake and balls right here in you.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • ClankClank Posts: 2,323
    I'll give you a good having a your cake and balls right here in a minute!
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • mak3mmak3m Posts: 1,469
    sheepsteeth wrote:

    you havent got a good having your cake and balls right here in you.

    is that an anagram?
  • Col.DeckerCol.Decker Posts: 19
    I luuuuuuuuuurrrvvvvvve cake. Nice and creamy please.

    matthew h wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Col.Decker wrote:
    yes, spelling is not my forty

    actul lol, thats funny.

    welcome aboard.

    do you like cake?

    Jaffa cakes?

    Welcome, I am just up the road in market Drayton

    Market Drayton? The spiritual home of Gingerbread!!! :P

    Where do you ride around these parts then? My experience goes as far as Haughmond Hill and Lyth Hill (at Baystonhill), but I'm pretty naive about other places to go. Did venture up to Church Stretton a couple of times back in the day
    My super awesome band here: http://www.facebook.com/airbagmusic and http://www.airbag-music.co.uk
    My super bitchin' other band http://www.facebook.com/theatease or http://www.theatease.com
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