Look out, here comes another newbie

Col.Decker

Been lurking on these forums for about 20mins now so I figured it was time I signed up. Here's what you need to know:

1. Probably too old for this sh*t, just got back into it after a 6 year break.
2. I've lost my nerve with down hill and big jumps. Hey I've got kids man!
3. Just bought a £500 from Halfords .... told the Mrs it cost £100 (nice)
4. Red heads are better than blondes.

mak3m

Lol

we need to know your stance on bacon, rhyll and rhohypnol before we welcome you in

spongtastic

We also need to know if you can count to potato

veronese68

Haha, to reply:
1. You and me both, though I only take short breaks for injury or illness.
2. Tell me about it, it takes longer to heal once you've passed 40.
3. Well done.
4. Couldn't possibly agree, married a blonde.

Col.Decker

Good Lord,

Bacon: I like it to be NOT crispy. I want meat, not crisps.
Rhyll: Spent a holiday there as a kid and had since forgotten all about the place untill now. Thanks for undoing some very expensive thearpy.
Rhohypnol: Buy me something pretty and wear high heels .... you won't need it. I'm cheap and have low morals.
Count to Potato: Nope sorry, but I can write 'Waffels' backwards: Sleffaw.

jndb72

You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:

Raymondavalon

Another mission to earn Crud Credo is to win an argument with YehaaMcGee, have an intellectual and stimulating conversation with FullySprung and make Sheepsteeth laugh..

Good luck..

Oh, we have a Crudcatcher Facebook page too, but you wont be welcome there just yet..

Stevo_666

jndb72 wrote:

You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:

...and don't forget, POIDH.

Col.Decker

Ah I know a thread subject that'll get me in ....



Science vs. Relgion



or

Are Jaffa Cakes buiscuits?

Stevo_666

Col.Decker wrote:

Ah I know a thread subject that'll get me in ....



Science vs. Relgion



or

Are Jaffa Cakes buiscuits?

FFS don't take him on in a spelling competition

Col.Decker

yes, spelling is not my forty

jndb72

Stevo 666 wrote:

jndb72 wrote:

You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:

...and don't forget, POIDH.

Yep, indeed, preferably of a high quality nature.

VWsurfbum

Col.Decker wrote:

Ah I know a thread subject that'll get me in ....



Science vs. Relgion



or

Are Jaffa Cakes buiscuits?

Jaffa cakes are religion?

veronese68

Stevo 666 wrote:

jndb72 wrote:

You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:

...and don't forget, POIDH.

I'm never asking for pics round here again. Asked for pics of a girl in her walking outfit, got a picture of a bearded gargoyle. Off to check out redheads to restore balance in my world.

YeehaaMcgee

Some of the pictures here could lead a man to lose his relgion.

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

jndb72 wrote:

You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:

...and don't forget, POIDH.

I'm never asking for pics round here again. Asked for pics of a girl in her walking outfit, got a picture of a bearded gargoyle. Off to check out redheads to restore balance in my world.

You have to be careful even with the phrases around here. I mean, who would have thought that googling 'blue waffles' could have caused a problem for anyone?

cat_with_no_tail

Welcome!

I'm going to hell.

Raymondavalon

Stevo 666 wrote:

You have to be careful even with the phrases around here. I mean, who would have thought that googling 'blue waffles' could have caused a problem for anyone?

Googling blue waffles was a problem for Jay12



Scarred him for life...

rgliniany

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Welcome!

I'm going to hell.

I'll come with..... was trying to work out how to do just that very same thing.

Abra

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Welcome!

I'm going to hell.

How many more times until i learn.... :roll:

mak3m

Veronese68 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

jndb72 wrote:

You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:

...and don't forget, POIDH.

I'm never asking for pics round here again. Asked for pics of a girl in her walking outfit, got a picture of a bearded gargoyle. Off to check out redheads to restore balance in my world.

LMAO you loved really

veronese68

mak3m wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

jndb72 wrote:

You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:

...and don't forget, POIDH.

I'm never asking for pics round here again. Asked for pics of a girl in her walking outfit, got a picture of a bearded gargoyle. Off to check out redheads to restore balance in my world.

LMAO you loved really

Dagnabbit!! I've been rumbled.

Thewaylander

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Welcome!

I'm going to hell.

And Yee n I are going to send you there damn it, I always click.. I can't help myself you swine :P

Ooo he needs to find a lime a bit of string and some chopped liver for a full experience?

sheepsteeth

Col.Decker wrote:

yes, spelling is not my forty

actul lol, thats funny.

welcome aboard.

do you like cake?

tlw1

sheepsteeth wrote:

Col.Decker wrote:

yes, spelling is not my forty

actul lol, thats funny.

welcome aboard.

do you like cake?

Jaffa cakes?

Welcome, I am just up the road in market Drayton

sheepsteeth

matthew h wrote:

Jaffa cakes?

no. cake and balls

cat_with_no_tail

sheepsteeth wrote:

matthew h wrote:

Jaffa cakes?

no. cake and balls

I've got your cake and balls right here!

sheepsteeth

Cat With No Tail wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

matthew h wrote:

Jaffa cakes?

no. cake and balls

I've got your cake and balls right here!

you havent got a good having your cake and balls right here in you.

Clank

I'll give you a good having a your cake and balls right here in a minute!

mak3m

sheepsteeth wrote:

you havent got a good having your cake and balls right here in you.

is that an anagram?

Col.Decker

I luuuuuuuuuurrrvvvvvve cake. Nice and creamy please.

matthew h wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Col.Decker wrote:

yes, spelling is not my forty

actul lol, thats funny.

welcome aboard.

do you like cake?

Jaffa cakes?

Welcome, I am just up the road in market Drayton

Market Drayton? The spiritual home of Gingerbread!!! :P

Where do you ride around these parts then? My experience goes as far as Haughmond Hill and Lyth Hill (at Baystonhill), but I'm pretty naive about other places to go. Did venture up to Church Stretton a couple of times back in the day