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What has the CC taught you?

bg13bg13 Posts: 4,598
edited March 2012 in The Crudcatcher
I have learnt that people you don't like can be called "cheesewand's", "twunts", "fucktards", "commuters"

once finished with, a sexual partner/unknowing victim, should be left in a ditch with their heads facing backwards!

eventually no matter how hard you fight it we will all one day live in wales!!

commuters all live in london and cannot help but interfere!

plenty of fun to be had with lime, string and a jar of liver!

what can you add to further my education?
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  • RaymondavalonRaymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    That lime, string and liver have alternative uses outside of the kitchen

    FoxC_UK is a voyeur and uses the "stalking victim" claim to justify her lewd mannerisms

    That Jay12 will always be 12 whilst member of this Forum

    Not everyone "Loves Horses"

    Most of us love "The Walking Dead" but we'd also settle for a vertically dead girl in a dich

    Most CC members can't ride a bike for sh!t, myself included

    And that the only time you'll see a "PC" Topic in the CC is when we discuss computers
  • There are no messtins.
  • angry_birdangry_bird Posts: 3,782
    Sheepsteeths mum lives in Rhyl.

    Fully-sprung is a mong.

    Rohypnol is socially acceptable, as is rape, and stalking.

    Sideways.

    Also some commuters* don't like fun and browse the CC looking for things to take offence at.

    *May be referred to as cheesewands, fuckwits etc.
  • I find the cc a mind blowing experience
    All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!
  • castleladcastlelad Posts: 414
    What has CC taught me......hmmmm

    That i'm not the only person with low morales, that there is a lot of people who want to live in rhyl :shock:, that i will have to be aware of people behind me when im at cannock ,especailly any who have stinky hankerchiefs and that mrs castlelad is named dave ! Oh and watch out for dustcap thieves........the barstards :evil:
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,401 Lives Here
    Not a huge amount that would be of use anywhere but here. I already knew I am partial to a redhead.
    Oh, and I prefer to spell it phucktard. Helps with some profanity filter thingys, obviously not this one.
    Should I apologise for riding a bike to work, that's most of the riding time I get, :cry:
  • jndb72jndb72 Posts: 629
    I've learnt that if any of us, for what ever reason, were ever to end up in a mental instition, the likelyhood of ever being released is almost nil
    2011 Canyon Nerve AM 5.0
    2009 Specialized Rockhopper Disc

    I might have alzheimer's but atleast I don't have alzheimer's
  • bg13 wrote:
    I have learnt that people you don't like can be called "cheesewand's", "twunts", "fucktards", "commuters"

    once finished with, a sexual partner/unknowing victim, should be left in a ditch with their heads facing backwards!

    eventually no matter how hard you fight it we will all one day live in wales!!

    commuters all live in london and cannot help but interfere!

    plenty of fun to be had with lime, string and a jar of liver!

    what can you add to further my education?

    I'll educate you in a minute.
  • angry_birdangry_bird Posts: 3,782
    bg13 wrote:
    I have learnt that people you don't like can be called "cheesewand's", "twunts", "fucktards", "commuters"

    once finished with, a sexual partner/unknowing victim, should be left in a ditch with their heads facing backwards!

    eventually no matter how hard you fight it we will all one day live in wales!!

    commuters all live in london and cannot help but interfere!

    plenty of fun to be had with lime, string and a jar of liver!

    what can you add to further my education?

    I'll educate you in a minute.

    You haven't got a good education in you.
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,157
    Angry Bird wrote:
    bg13 wrote:
    I have learnt that people you don't like can be called "cheesewand's", "twunts", "fucktards", "commuters"

    once finished with, a sexual partner/unknowing victim, should be left in a ditch with their heads facing backwards!

    eventually no matter how hard you fight it we will all one day live in wales!!

    commuters all live in london and cannot help but interfere!

    plenty of fun to be had with lime, string and a jar of liver!

    what can you add to further my education?

    I'll educate you in a minute.

    You haven't got a good education in you.

    + chips
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,157
    I also known what you bunch of tarts claim to do on a daily basis
  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Just as it should be.
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    The crudcatcher had taught me Kate McCann is a bad person

    Also that people regard me as some kind of sexual deviant
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • It's taught me that nobody knows what I did with the bodies..... yet
  • spongtasticspongtastic Posts: 3,131
    'The I have just ordered thread' is the only thing keeping the country going.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    That the ratio to male to female riders is about 20-1 and that's actually if there really women :S
  • jndb72jndb72 Posts: 629
    That many people who claim to be in work\at work or doing work of some sort are actually posing in here.
    2011 Canyon Nerve AM 5.0
    2009 Specialized Rockhopper Disc

    I might have alzheimer's but atleast I don't have alzheimer's
  • mak3mmak3m Posts: 1,469
    Big Sticks
    if there isnt a picture it didnt happen

    and the current world champion of hide and seek was last seen in Praia da Luz
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    mak3m wrote:
    Big Sticks
    if there isnt a picture it didnt happen

    and the current world champion of hide and seek was last seen in Praia da Luz


    You can't be world champ if youre dead.

    Just saying
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • pilchpilch Posts: 1,136
    I discovered Belinda....
    A berm? were you expecting one?

    29er race

    29er bouncer
  • foxc_ukfoxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    That seeing this in Sainsbury's will have me laughing uncontrollably for a good 5 minutes
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    foxc_uk wrote:
    That seeing this in Sainsbury's will have me laughing uncontrollably for a good 5 minutes

    Ahh, that to brings a new meaning to the phrase "having a few jars"

    The crudcatcher had also taught me that

    Lawman has an ibis

    Andy plays Ice Hockey
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Putting the lime in the coconut is not such a good idea.
  • Gazlar wrote:
    Lawman has an ibis

    Well, it's news to me. Does he think it's any good?
  • bartimaeusbartimaeus Posts: 1,812
    Apparently they are even better than the Orange 5.
    Vitus Sentier VR+ (2018) GT Grade AL 105 (2016)
    Giant Anthem X4 (2010) GT Avalanche 1.0 (2010)
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  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
    you're all old, except jay12 and that pete "number" kid
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my censored mood!
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