What has the CC taught you?

bg13

I have learnt that people you don't like can be called "cheesewand's", "twunts", "fucktards", "commuters"

once finished with, a sexual partner/unknowing victim, should be left in a ditch with their heads facing backwards!

eventually no matter how hard you fight it we will all one day live in wales!!

commuters all live in london and cannot help but interfere!

plenty of fun to be had with lime, string and a jar of liver!

what can you add to further my education?

Raymondavalon

That lime, string and liver have alternative uses outside of the kitchen

FoxC_UK is a voyeur and uses the "stalking victim" claim to justify her lewd mannerisms

That Jay12 will always be 12 whilst member of this Forum

Not everyone "Loves Horses"

Most of us love "The Walking Dead" but we'd also settle for a vertically dead girl in a dich

Most CC members can't ride a bike for sh!t, myself included

And that the only time you'll see a "PC" Topic in the CC is when we discuss computers

The Northern Monkey

There are no messtins.

angry_bird

Sheepsteeths mum lives in Rhyl.

Fully-sprung is a mong.

Rohypnol is socially acceptable, as is rape, and stalking.

Sideways.

Also some commuters* don't like fun and browse the CC looking for things to take offence at.

*May be referred to as cheesewands, fuckwits etc.

bicyclepirate

I find the cc a mind blowing experience

castlelad

What has CC taught me......hmmmm

That i'm not the only person with low morales, that there is a lot of people who want to live in rhyl :shock:, that i will have to be aware of people behind me when im at cannock ,especailly any who have stinky hankerchiefs and that mrs castlelad is named dave ! Oh and watch out for dustcap thieves........the barstards :evil:

cat_with_no_tail

How to count to potato

veronese68

Not a huge amount that would be of use anywhere but here. I already knew I am partial to a redhead.
Oh, and I prefer to spell it phucktard. Helps with some profanity filter thingys, obviously not this one.
Should I apologise for riding a bike to work, that's most of the riding time I get,

jndb72

I've learnt that if any of us, for what ever reason, were ever to end up in a mental instition, the likelyhood of ever being released is almost nil

The Northern Monkey

bg13 wrote:

I have learnt that people you don't like can be called "cheesewand's", "twunts", "fucktards", "commuters"

once finished with, a sexual partner/unknowing victim, should be left in a ditch with their heads facing backwards!

eventually no matter how hard you fight it we will all one day live in wales!!

commuters all live in london and cannot help but interfere!

plenty of fun to be had with lime, string and a jar of liver!

what can you add to further my education?

I'll educate you in a minute.

angry_bird

The Northern Monkey wrote:

bg13 wrote:

I have learnt that people you don't like can be called "cheesewand's", "twunts", "fucktards", "commuters"

once finished with, a sexual partner/unknowing victim, should be left in a ditch with their heads facing backwards!

eventually no matter how hard you fight it we will all one day live in wales!!

commuters all live in london and cannot help but interfere!

plenty of fun to be had with lime, string and a jar of liver!

what can you add to further my education?

I'll educate you in a minute.

You haven't got a good education in you.

tlw1

Angry Bird wrote:

The Northern Monkey wrote:

bg13 wrote:

I have learnt that people you don't like can be called "cheesewand's", "twunts", "fucktards", "commuters"

once finished with, a sexual partner/unknowing victim, should be left in a ditch with their heads facing backwards!

eventually no matter how hard you fight it we will all one day live in wales!!

commuters all live in london and cannot help but interfere!

plenty of fun to be had with lime, string and a jar of liver!

what can you add to further my education?

I'll educate you in a minute.

You haven't got a good education in you.

+ chips

tlw1

I also known what you bunch of tarts claim to do on a daily basis

YeehaaMcgee

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Just as it should be.

Gazlar

The crudcatcher had taught me Kate McCann is a bad person

Also that people regard me as some kind of sexual deviant

cat_with_no_tail

It's taught me that nobody knows what I did with the bodies..... yet

spongtastic

'The I have just ordered thread' is the only thing keeping the country going.

Thewaylander

That the ratio to male to female riders is about 20-1 and that's actually if there really women :S

jndb72

That many people who claim to be in work\at work or doing work of some sort are actually posing in here.

mak3m

Big Sticks
if there isnt a picture it didnt happen

and the current world champion of hide and seek was last seen in Praia da Luz

Gazlar

mak3m wrote:

Big Sticks
if there isnt a picture it didnt happen

and the current world champion of hide and seek was last seen in Praia da Luz

You can't be world champ if youre dead.

Just saying

pilch

I discovered Belinda....

foxc_uk

That seeing this in Sainsbury's will have me laughing uncontrollably for a good 5 minutes

Gazlar

foxc_uk wrote:

That seeing this in Sainsbury's will have me laughing uncontrollably for a good 5 minutes

Ahh, that to brings a new meaning to the phrase "having a few jars"

The crudcatcher had also taught me that

Lawman has an ibis

Andy plays Ice Hockey

cat_with_no_tail

Putting the lime in the coconut is not such a good idea.

cat_with_no_tail

Gazlar wrote:

Lawman has an ibis

Well, it's news to me. Does he think it's any good?

bartimaeus

Apparently they are even better than the Orange 5.

projectsome

you're all old, except jay12 and that pete "number" kid