So, split up with the girfriend....
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Gazlar strikes again
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Gazlar wrote:What you need is a Gazlar
Gazlar comes round
Gazlar has a go on your now ex mrs
Now ex mrs sees that life is not worth living and reches for a pot of pills
problem disappears like a youngster on a portuguese family holiday
Minus 10 points for referring to yourself in the third person.
Plus 100 points for last line of that post.
Overall win. Kudos.0 -
projectsome wrote:ste_t wrote:I ask a genuine question and most peoples first thought involves random acts of spunkthrowing. Now if ever there was a more suitable occasion for the term 'internet (jizz) warrior' I doubt it'll be in this lifetime
Still on the sofa as it saves having pointless conversations. I'll be sleeping in the bed tonight as said interview is tomorrow so need a good night sleep.
1. This is the crudcatcher not the hub, what were you expecting?
2. mtfu, tell her to go live with her friends or parents (or you could)
3. I bet she's b!tching about you, more than you of her.
Just that my question wasn't genuine. If I wanted a boring, sensible answer I would have posted in the hub (or on stw,) but I thought indulging in a bit of banter would be better. You just can't get expert advice like Gazlar's anywhere else!
Spongtastic - didn't intend to whinge, just looking for a bit of humour.
Fark me I sound like a miserable basturd....... Back in the bed anyway.
On a side note, Coventry is a bloody miserable place ain't it0 -
I think you should tell her you want to make up and donkey punch her!0
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Has she got suspicious of the hole dug in the garden yet?0
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supersonic wrote:Has she got suspicious of the hole dug in the garden yet?
Not worth the hassle. I did what every other respectable, newly single guy would do. Went shopping.
For limes and string.0 -
Right,
I'm bored with all this gibber jabber let's have a picture of the newly single girlfriend then we can either feel sorry that you broke up or best thing you ever did .I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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Ok if she has her kebab out?0
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Only if it's free from mayo and chilli sauce!0
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ricardo_smooth wrote:Only if it's free from mayo and chilli sauce!
It won't be when I've finished with it, whatever she looks like0 -
Gazlar wrote:ricardo_smooth wrote:Only if it's free from mayo and chilli sauce!
It won't be when I've finished with it, whatever she looks like
Especially for you then Gazlar.............
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Raymondavalon wrote:Damn, she needs to wax that top lip...
still would0 -
You went out with Simon Weston?0
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Is that the one on the left, nicely charred?Peter0
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Needs a red eye reduction on the camera0
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Why the long face?0
