So, split up with the girfriend....

ste_t

...Of 2 years, but gotta live together for a month til tenancy is up.

So my dilemma is: who is responsible for buying the bog roll?

Is it wise to be the bigger 'man,' buy some for the household, or should I tell her to fark off and buy her own?

This will be my third night on the sofa, so I'm not in the most ammicable of moods

journey_man_pro

Having been unfortunate enough to be in a similar position I would do whatever makes your life easier for the coming month.

ste_t

So are we talking quilted level bogroll to keep the situation as comfortable as possible?

(gotta keep the spirits up eh)

cat_with_no_tail

On the sofa?

THE FARKIN SOFA??!?!?!!!??!!?

You need to grow a set and tell her to GTFO. If she wont leave, you know what to do!

I can recommend HSS for a high quality wood chipper.

supersonic

Bring some bird round and shag her brains out. Actually, bring her round after the rohypnol, is strong stuff.

ste_t

supersonic wrote:

Bring some bird round and shag her brains out. Actually, bring her round after the rohypnol, is strong stuff.

You've been hanging round with that sheepsteeth fella too much!

To be fair, the conversation went;

'Ive got a job interview next week in.... (180miles away.)'

'We're both going though?'

'No.......'

So she was a tad annoyed

Rushmore

leave a night early..

Take a shit in the bed before you leave..

sweet dreams ;P

Rushmore

or better yet, leave one in the pillow case....

ste_t

The bed is mine though, so will be coming with me!

supersonic

Come in her box of ladies special towels.

chez_m356

you could always use her clean knickers

Rigga

Buy some of that cheap nasty bog roll that's like tracing paper. Like you used to get at school.

That'll teach her...

Rigga

chez_m356 wrote:

you could always use her clean knickers

Or better still just don't wipe yer arse at all. The smell alone will probably make her ill and force her to leave.

Your welcome.

thekickingmule

So there's a very pi$$ed off girl currently sleeping in your bed, and you're wondering who should buy bog rolls?

Hmmm I wouldn't worry, you'll probably find what Rushmore has said already come true, and that she's left before the end of the month.

Good luck with that.

tlw1

Buy the bog roll, introduce it to itching powder and remember to sh1t at work

*Dusty*

How very diplomatic of you

gets a big like from me!!

angry_bird

Be a man, take the bed back and get her one of these to sleep in.



She'll be out the door in no time..

projectsome

if it's your bed, why the fuck are YOU sleeping on the sofa?

treat it as a shared house. buy your own stuff and let her buy hers.

disconnect the water and electric supply while you're at work if you can.

ste_t

I ask a genuine question and most peoples first thought involves random acts of spunkthrowing. Now if ever there was a more suitable occasion for the term 'internet (jizz) warrior' I doubt it'll be in this lifetime

Still on the sofa as it saves having pointless conversations. I'll be sleeping in the bed tonight as said interview is tomorrow so need a good night sleep.

EH_Rob

projectsome wrote:

if it's your bed, why the fark are YOU sleeping on the sofa?

treat it as a shared house. buy your own stuff and let her buy hers.

disconnect the water and electric supply while you're at work if you can.

So this is where I've been going wrong with shared house arrangements for all these years.

Stevo_666

Rigga wrote:

Buy some of that cheap nasty bog roll that's like tracing paper. Like you used to get at school.

That'll teach her...

Yep, Izal is the way to go - like feckin' sandpaper

mak3m

balls you keep your personal stock

just tell her to stamp her feet

projectsome

ste_t wrote:

I ask a genuine question and most peoples first thought involves random acts of spunkthrowing. Now if ever there was a more suitable occasion for the term 'internet (jizz) warrior' I doubt it'll be in this lifetime

Still on the sofa as it saves having pointless conversations. I'll be sleeping in the bed tonight as said interview is tomorrow so need a good night sleep.

1. This is the crudcatcher not the hub, what were you expecting?

2. mtfu, tell her to go live with her friends or parents (or you could)

3. I bet she's b!tching about you, more than you of her.

cazmotron

As this is the CrudCatcher may I suggest ditch, head backwards

spongtastic

Simple question - who pays the rent

You - Throw the b*tch out
Her - MTFU and throw the b*tch out anyway
Joint - either of the above

and next time you move in with some stupid b*tch like that make sure you've got a viable exit strategy so we don't have to put up with the whinging.

DCR00

spongtastic wrote:

next time you move in with some stupid b*tch like that make sure you've got a viable exit strategy so we don't have to put up with the whinging.

bwfc4eva868

spongtastic wrote:

Simple question - who pays the rent

You - Throw the b*tch out
Her - MTFU and throw the b*tch out anyway
Joint - either of the above

and next time you move in with some stupid b*tch like that make sure you've got a viable exit strategy so we don't have to put up with the whinging.

This is the best way instead of spending the night on the couch!

Although i told her to go back to her Mum's, and then i got lonely for the 2 weeks we were split up for so i went back to my Mum's some nights also.

Can't both stop in the house, just tell her to sod off and pay the remainder of the rent. If she wont go, you go to someone who can put you up for a couple of months.

Gazlar

What you need is a Gazlar

Gazlar comes round

Gazlar has a go on your now ex mrs

Now ex mrs sees that life is not worth living and reches for a pot of pills

problem disappears like a youngster on a portuguese family holiday

chez_m356

Gazlar wrote:

What you need is a Gazlar

Gazlar comes round

Gazlar has a go on your now ex mrs

Now ex mrs sees that life is not worth living and reaches for a pot of pills

and takes a nice relaxing bath.....problem solved

castlelad

:shock: .....AH come on lad, this advice is pure quality in here........

cat_with_no_tail

Gazlar wrote:

problem disappears like a youngster on a portuguese family holiday

Actual LOL!