So, split up with the girfriend....

campbellrae1

Gazlar strikes again

EH_Rob

Gazlar wrote:

What you need is a Gazlar

Gazlar comes round

Gazlar has a go on your now ex mrs

Now ex mrs sees that life is not worth living and reches for a pot of pills

problem disappears like a youngster on a portuguese family holiday

Minus 10 points for referring to yourself in the third person.

Plus 100 points for last line of that post.

Overall win. Kudos.

ste_t

projectsome wrote:

ste_t wrote:

I ask a genuine question and most peoples first thought involves random acts of spunkthrowing. Now if ever there was a more suitable occasion for the term 'internet (jizz) warrior' I doubt it'll be in this lifetime

Still on the sofa as it saves having pointless conversations. I'll be sleeping in the bed tonight as said interview is tomorrow so need a good night sleep.

1. This is the crudcatcher not the hub, what were you expecting?

2. mtfu, tell her to go live with her friends or parents (or you could)

3. I bet she's b!tching about you, more than you of her.

Just that my question wasn't genuine. If I wanted a boring, sensible answer I would have posted in the hub (or on stw,) but I thought indulging in a bit of banter would be better. You just can't get expert advice like Gazlar's anywhere else!

Spongtastic - didn't intend to whinge, just looking for a bit of humour.

Fark me I sound like a miserable basturd....... Back in the bed anyway.

On a side note, Coventry is a bloody miserable place ain't it

ricardo_smooth

I think you should tell her you want to make up and donkey punch her!

supersonic

Has she got suspicious of the hole dug in the garden yet?

ste_t

supersonic wrote:

Has she got suspicious of the hole dug in the garden yet?

Not worth the hassle. I did what every other respectable, newly single guy would do. Went shopping.



























For limes and string.

Richie63

Right,

I'm bored with all this gibber jabber let's have a picture of the newly single girlfriend then we can either feel sorry that you broke up or best thing you ever did .

ste_t

Ok if she has her kebab out?

ricardo_smooth

Only if it's free from mayo and chilli sauce!

Gazlar

ricardo_smooth wrote:

Only if it's free from mayo and chilli sauce!

It won't be when I've finished with it, whatever she looks like

ste_t

Gazlar wrote:

ricardo_smooth wrote:

Only if it's free from mayo and chilli sauce!

It won't be when I've finished with it, whatever she looks like

Especially for you then Gazlar.............

Raymondavalon

Damn, she needs to wax that top lip...

mak3m

Raymondavalon wrote:

Damn, she needs to wax that top lip...

still would

Gazlar

You went out with Simon Weston?

DF33

Is that the one on the left, nicely charred?

Gazlar

Needs a red eye reduction on the camera

EH_Rob

Why the long face?