Where did Hambones go?
iclestu
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We all read it:
http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12765242
We all laughed.
We all wanted the saga to continue..... but the protagonist in our very own little soap opera has vanished. No posts for a few days. I'm starting to fret....
Could he have been at home begging the wife for forgiveness for DAYS:
Is he bonking the seceratary?
Set of on his LEJOG?
Or. Dan Daan Daaaaaaaaan*:
*how else do you do dramatic chords?
http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12765242
We all laughed.
We all wanted the saga to continue..... but the protagonist in our very own little soap opera has vanished. No posts for a few days. I'm starting to fret....
Could he have been at home begging the wife for forgiveness for DAYS:
Is he bonking the seceratary?
Set of on his LEJOG?
Or. Dan Daan Daaaaaaaaan*:
*how else do you do dramatic chords?
FCN 7: Dawes Galaxy Ultra 2012 - sofa-like comfort to eat up the miles
Reserve: 2010 Boardman CX Pro
Reserve: 2010 Boardman CX Pro
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You haven't included the "Straight to Hell" option in the poll.FCN 2-4.
"What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
"It stays down, Daddy."
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I like those tiles, just saying!Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
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cjcp wrote:You haven't included the "Straight to Hell" option in the poll.
I think 'under the patio' implies 'under the patio and straight to hell' because he would sure have a tough conversation with Peter at the gate if he tried to go elsewhere....FCN 7: Dawes Galaxy Ultra 2012 - sofa-like comfort to eat up the miles
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FCN 2-4.
"What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
"It stays down, Daddy."
"Exactly."0 -
Wonder where uhaveissues went too?0
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Just don't ask to see pics of the babies :shock:Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
Where's the option for 'kicking himself for dropping himself in it big time'? Rule number 1 of playing away - keep your mouth shut (well, apart from when you're on the job...)"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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bails87 wrote:Wait.....he was married?!
Yup:
you missed this!?uhaveissues wrote:FACTS ARE ALL WRONG ON AT LEAST ONE POST.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Hope your wife sees your comments and kicks you out.FCN 7: Dawes Galaxy Ultra 2012 - sofa-like comfort to eat up the miles
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Haha, visiting willing ladyboys* is very different from fcuking up two marriages!
No, I hadn't realised he was married, I knew the secretary was. I read the first bit, then gave up, as it had got to 15+ pages!
*this didn't actually happen, I just took a photo while I was outside the "Ladyboy Bar"0 -
bails87 wrote:Haha, visiting willing ladyboys* is very different from fcuking up two marriages!
*this actually happened, I sh@gged a ladyboy then popped back to take photo while I was outside the "Ladyboy Bar""I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
hambones didn't actually say he was married. we are all assuming, from a post by somebody who was a little irked, that he is.Veni Vidi cyclo I came I saw I cycled0
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He can't post as he is handcuffed to the bedpost!None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0
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Maybe he is on a wireless network and it has a poor 'reception'?
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Abusive husband found out and gave him a kicking?0
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On second thoughts I'll go with the patio
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hambones is married and has kids (well he did last time i spoke to him)
hes also a very good rider!
i believe that last thread is a windup...BMC TM01 - FCN 0
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spasypaddy wrote:hambones is married and has kids (well he did last time i spoke to him)
hes also a very good rider!
i believe that last thread is a windup...
The plot thickens.
Located his original post about the receptionisthambones wrote:Oh how amusing work colleagues can be!!!
I was taken aside this lunchtime by our rather fawning work receptionist with the Dora the Explorer haircut*, to be told that the Purchasing Manager had sprayed deep heat on my cycling shorts which were drying over the radiator in the toilets. Whilst I appreciated the tip off I wasn't entirely sure how he thought I wouldn't notice on account of the rather obvious smell which more than overpowered the customary smells you would expect from there.....!!!
Now then, any tips for my revenge???
* (She's confided to another colleague that she finds me rugged and charismatic!! She must need her eyes testing or else I'm in trouble at the works Christmas Party!!)0 -
A man could park his bike there....
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gtvlusso wrote:A man could park his bike there....
Oddly enough I call my bike Lee after Maggie Gyllenhaal's character in that file becuase it too likes to be thrashed when out for a ride.Mud - Genesis Vapour CCX
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Ah brings back good memories :roll:Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
let me change that to i hope the last thread is a wind up.BMC TM01 - FCN 0
Look 695 (Geared) - FCN 1
Bowman Palace:R - FCN 1
Cannondale CAAD 9 - FCN 2
Premier (CX) - FCN 6
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spasypaddy wrote:let me change that to i hope the last thread is a wind up.
Popcorn anyone?
Love n hugs
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walkingbootweather wrote:
I dunno greater things have managed to pop out...Food Chain number = 4
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walkingbootweather wrote:
there's a joke about big ring riding here somewherePurveyor of sonic doom
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