Where did Hambones go?

iclestu
iclestu Posts: 503
edited March 2011 in Commuting chat
We all read it:

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12765242

We all laughed.

We all wanted the saga to continue..... but the protagonist in our very own little soap opera has vanished. No posts for a few days. I'm starting to fret....

Could he have been at home begging the wife for forgiveness for DAYS:

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Is he bonking the seceratary?

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Set of on his LEJOG?

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Or. Dan Daan Daaaaaaaaan*:

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*how else do you do dramatic chords?
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  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    You haven't included the "Straight to Hell" option in the poll.
    FCN 2-4.

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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    I like those tiles, just saying!
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  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    cjcp wrote:
    You haven't included the "Straight to Hell" option in the poll.

    I think 'under the patio' implies 'under the patio and straight to hell' because he would sure have a tough conversation with Peter at the gate if he tried to go elsewhere....
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  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    :lol:
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    Wonder where uhaveissues went too?
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    Just don't ask to see pics of the babies :shock:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,662
    Where's the option for 'kicking himself for dropping himself in it big time'? Rule number 1 of playing away - keep your mouth shut (well, apart from when you're on the job...)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Wait.....he was married?!
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    bails87 wrote:
    Wait.....he was married?!

    Yup:

    you missed this!?
    uhaveissues wrote:
    FACTS ARE ALL WRONG ON AT LEAST ONE POST.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.

    Hope your wife sees your comments and kicks you out.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,662
    bails87 wrote:
    Wait.....he was married?!
    Hope you're not going to moralise after you posted the pics of those bars you went to on your Far East tour, Bailsy :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Haha, visiting willing ladyboys* is very different from fcuking up two marriages!

    No, I hadn't realised he was married, I knew the secretary was. I read the first bit, then gave up, as it had got to 15+ pages!


    *this didn't actually happen, I just took a photo while I was outside the "Ladyboy Bar" :wink:
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,662
    bails87 wrote:
    Haha, visiting willing ladyboys* is very different from fcuking up two marriages!

    *this actually happened, I sh@gged a ladyboy then popped back to take photo while I was outside the "Ladyboy Bar" :wink:
    FTFY :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Drysuitdiver
    Drysuitdiver Posts: 474
    hambones didn't actually say he was married. we are all assuming, from a post by somebody who was a little irked, that he is.
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  • fenboy369
    fenboy369 Posts: 425
    itboffin wrote:
    I like those tiles, just saying!

    +1!!!
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    He can't post as he is handcuffed to the bedpost!
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Maybe he is on a wireless network and it has a poor 'reception'?





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  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    Abusive husband found out and gave him a kicking?
  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    On second thoughts I'll go with the patio

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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    JZed wrote:
    On second thoughts I'll go with the patio

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    57% so far agree with you...

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  • spasypaddy
    spasypaddy Posts: 5,180
    hambones is married and has kids (well he did last time i spoke to him)

    hes also a very good rider!

    i believe that last thread is a windup...
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  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    spasypaddy wrote:
    hambones is married and has kids (well he did last time i spoke to him)

    hes also a very good rider!

    i believe that last thread is a windup...

    The plot thickens.

    Located his original post about the receptionist
    hambones wrote:
    Oh how amusing work colleagues can be!!!

    I was taken aside this lunchtime by our rather fawning work receptionist with the Dora the Explorer haircut*, to be told that the Purchasing Manager had sprayed deep heat on my cycling shorts which were drying over the radiator in the toilets. Whilst I appreciated the tip off I wasn't entirely sure how he thought I wouldn't notice on account of the rather obvious smell which more than overpowered the customary smells you would expect from there.....!!!

    :D

    Now then, any tips for my revenge??? :D

    * (She's confided to another colleague that she finds me rugged and charismatic!! She must need her eyes testing or else I'm in trouble at the works Christmas Party!!)
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    A man could park his bike there....

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  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    gtvlusso wrote:
    A man could park his bike there....

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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    Ah brings back good memories :roll:
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    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • spasypaddy
    spasypaddy Posts: 5,180
    let me change that to i hope the last thread is a wind up.
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    spasypaddy wrote:
    let me change that to i hope the last thread is a wind up.

    Popcorn anyone?

    Love n hugs

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  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Hambones has parked his bike there....

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    FTFY :)
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    redvee wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Hambones has parked his bike there....

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    FTFY :)

    He must be running 23's I reckon. You'd never get my touring 42's or god forbid MBR knobblies in there :shock:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    walkingbootweather wrote:
    redvee wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Hambones has parked his bike there....

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    FTFY :)

    He must be running 23's I reckon. You'd never get my touring 42's or god forbid MBR knobblies in there :shock:

    I dunno greater things have managed to pop out...
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    walkingbootweather wrote:
    redvee wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Hambones has parked his bike there....

    14588.jpg

    FTFY :)

    He must be running 23's I reckon. You'd never get my touring 42's or god forbid MBR knobblies in there :shock:

    there's a joke about big ring riding here somewhere
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