having sex at 82
shouldbeinbed
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I had a leaflet through the post today saying that I could have sex at 82.
Brilliant, I live at 73 so its not that far to walk.
Brilliant, I live at 73 so its not that far to walk.
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Having sex at 82?
I imagine that'd be like trying to play snooker with a piece of rope.Ben
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shouldbeinbed wrote:I had a leaflet through the post today saying that I could have sex at 82.
Brilliant, I live at 73 so its not that far to walk.
Imagine the fun four doors down!"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
It'd be like a mouses ear.0
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You'd have to 'thumb it in'...Ben
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imagine the smell, boil in the bag cod in parsley sauce springs to mind. would also be drier than a hot sand pitViner Salviati
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Stewie Griffin off Family Guy said it best with 'like throwing a hotdog down a hallway'http://www.youtube.com/user/Eurobunneh - My Youtube channel.0
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Has any one else got a mother living at number 82 and who's feeling slightly uncomfortable about this thread?0
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deptfordmarmoset wrote:Has any one else got a mother living at number 82 and who's feeling slightly uncomfortable about this thread?
No. What street and how old is she?"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
shouldbeinbed wrote:I had a leaflet through the post today saying that I could have sex at 82.
Brilliant, I live at 73 so its not that far to walk.
I like the Viz letters page as well.
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rjh299 wrote:Ben6899 wrote:Having sex at 82?
I imagine that'd be like trying to play snooker with a piece of rope.
What an image that conjures :?
It's an impossible image!Ben
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Aggieboy wrote:deptfordmarmoset wrote:Has any one else got a mother living at number 82 and who's feeling slightly uncomfortable about this thread?
No. What street and how old is she?
Let's just say she becomes a great-grandmother in September...0 -
deptfordmarmoset wrote:Aggieboy wrote:deptfordmarmoset wrote:Has any one else got a mother living at number 82 and who's feeling slightly uncomfortable about this thread?
No. What street and how old is she?
Let's just say she becomes a great-grandmother in September...
Perfect. 82 you say."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Nothing is impossible,but i have heard it can be hard at 820
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If it's hard,even at 82, it can be possible !Two wheels good,four wheels bad0
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The wife dispenses Viagra for an old boy of 85, he keeps complaining that his son can't settle down with one woman.Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.0
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This is all Bob Monkhouse stuff,0
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BJ safe0
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Didn't Charlie Chaplin father kids at 80 something? The old dog. It's definitely possibleDo not write below this line. Office use only.0
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Headhuunter wrote:Didn't Charlie Chaplin father kids at 80 something? The old dog. It's definitely possible
82 I expect. Seems to be a lot of sex happening there."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Being alive and well at 82 will do for me.
At the mo about the only part of my body that isn't stiff is me todger.Tail end Charlie
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I plan to reach 100 then on my birthday I'm gonna get me 20 women and have them bonk me until I die! Either that or clean the house, because it'd be a mess.http://www.youtube.com/user/Eurobunneh - My Youtube channel.0
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Sex at 82, hummmmmmm! bit like trying to fit a Pontefract cake in a slot machine.Tail end Charlie
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