having sex at 82

shouldbeinbed
shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
edited August 2010 in The bottom bracket
I had a leaflet through the post today saying that I could have sex at 82.


Brilliant, I live at 73 so its not that far to walk.

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  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Having sex at 82?

    I imagine that'd be like trying to play snooker with a piece of rope.
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  • Aggieboy
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    shouldbeinbed wrote:
    I had a leaflet through the post today saying that I could have sex at 82.


    Brilliant, I live at 73 so its not that far to walk.

    Imagine the fun four doors down!
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    It'd be like a mouses ear.
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    You'd have to 'thumb it in'...
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  • pastey_boy
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    imagine the smell, boil in the bag cod in parsley sauce springs to mind. would also be drier than a hot sand pit
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  • Bunneh
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    Stewie Griffin off Family Guy said it best with 'like throwing a hotdog down a hallway'
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  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Has any one else got a mother living at number 82 and who's feeling slightly uncomfortable about this thread?
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Has any one else got a mother living at number 82 and who's feeling slightly uncomfortable about this thread?

    No. What street and how old is she?
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    shouldbeinbed wrote:
    I had a leaflet through the post today saying that I could have sex at 82.

    Brilliant, I live at 73 so its not that far to walk.

    I like the Viz letters page as well. :wink:

    Rumbled.
  • rjh299
    rjh299 Posts: 721
    Ben6899 wrote:
    Having sex at 82?

    I imagine that'd be like trying to play snooker with a piece of rope.

    What an image that conjures :?
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    rjh299 wrote:
    Ben6899 wrote:
    Having sex at 82?

    I imagine that'd be like trying to play snooker with a piece of rope.

    What an image that conjures :?

    It's an impossible image! :wink:
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  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Aggieboy wrote:
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Has any one else got a mother living at number 82 and who's feeling slightly uncomfortable about this thread?

    No. What street and how old is she?

    Let's just say she becomes a great-grandmother in September...
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Has any one else got a mother living at number 82 and who's feeling slightly uncomfortable about this thread?

    No. What street and how old is she?

    Let's just say she becomes a great-grandmother in September...

    Perfect. 82 you say.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Nothing is impossible,but i have heard it can be hard at 82
  • cycologist
    cycologist Posts: 721
    If it's hard,even at 82, it can be possible !
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  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
    The wife dispenses Viagra for an old boy of 85, he keeps complaining that his son can't settle down with one woman.
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  • berliner
    berliner Posts: 340
    This is all Bob Monkhouse stuff,
  • berliner
    berliner Posts: 340
    BJ safe
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Didn't Charlie Chaplin father kids at 80 something? The old dog. It's definitely possible
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Didn't Charlie Chaplin father kids at 80 something? The old dog. It's definitely possible

    82 I expect. Seems to be a lot of sex happening there.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Being alive and well at 82 will do for me.

    At the mo about the only part of my body that isn't stiff is me todger. :(
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    ^^^ :D


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  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    Speeding is bad, let alone when you're not concentrating on the road.
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  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    I plan to reach 100 then on my birthday I'm gonna get me 20 women and have them bonk me until I die! Either that or clean the house, because it'd be a mess.
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Sex at 82, hummmmmmm! bit like trying to fit a Pontefract cake in a slot machine. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

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