Fat/comedy teachers
Blackadder
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do you have/had any?
we have a few
Headmaster-looks like a frog
Geography - lard arse who talkks about prostitutes, chips and does chainsaw impressions
Art - chain smoker who walks out when he's the only invidualtor. He is also oblivious to our messing about in the art room (paint bombs,nicking stuff)
Technology - Chain smoking Alcoholic who drink drives on school trips. Gets angry when he doesnt have a fag/drink
Latin - All 3 are comically small
RE - no other teacher speaks to her
English - 1 teacher is to camp to be gay. Everyone shouts BANNERS at him from down the corridor (he's Mr Bannister hence the nickname)
have you got any from your school days ?
we have a few
Headmaster-looks like a frog
Geography - lard arse who talkks about prostitutes, chips and does chainsaw impressions
Art - chain smoker who walks out when he's the only invidualtor. He is also oblivious to our messing about in the art room (paint bombs,nicking stuff)
Technology - Chain smoking Alcoholic who drink drives on school trips. Gets angry when he doesnt have a fag/drink
Latin - All 3 are comically small
RE - no other teacher speaks to her
English - 1 teacher is to camp to be gay. Everyone shouts BANNERS at him from down the corridor (he's Mr Bannister hence the nickname)
have you got any from your school days ?
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History teacher - arrested for groping girls!0
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Swimming teacher who oggled the swimmersNow that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:10
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LOL - in year 7 1 guy was arrested at school for child porn - he was a swimming teacher and he taught me !0
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Taught or touched :shock:Now that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:10
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oh forgot - we also have a comedy teacher who externally suspended somebody for....... skiving played right into their hands!0
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Whytepeak wrote:Taught or touched :shock:
taught whytepeak, TAUGHT!
he taught me the breaststroke (sorry, I had to :oops: )0 -
3 latin teachers?!!!! How posh is your school!!Closet jockey wheel pimp whore.0
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my old music teacher was in the news recently...found dead in a hotel room in bangkok :shock:Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
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Its always the music teachers :roll:Now that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:10 -
sorry...i got it wrong...he was murdered in his home....
http://news.scotsman.com/obituaries/David--Crisp.4966643.jpWhenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
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Music teacher was arrested 'entertaining' other blokes at some service station toilets and art teacher was suspended after she did a photo shoot with her baps out for a custom car magazine!0
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my industrial drawing teacher(solidworks) tells us racist jokes,takes the mick out of the englishI assume this is French petrol - be careful in reverse - the car will retreat rapidly at the least provocation.0
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We had an teacher (Re or history I think) who got busted for putting naked pics of herself on the internet. Not good - she made Susan Boyle look pretty!My Website - Trail Centre info for the UK: MTB Trail Time0
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We had a history teacher- who was fantastic incidentally, best teacher I ever had- who had a bit of a habit of seriously injuring people... In the 6 years I was at the school he drove over a pupil and another teacher (seperate incidents), broke a female teacher's nose, threw a red hot microwave pasta over a parent, showered a student with glass and cut her arm up by smashing a window right beside her, and on a history trip away broke a pupil's leg in a staff vs pupils football match. Strangely he never hurt himself, but nobody within accident range of him was ever safe.
His finest hour was turning up at our high school leaving do dressed in full confederate soldier's uniform, complete with kepi and sabre, then got absolutely hammered and spent the rest of the night challenging people to duels, before being sick on the bus. Legend.Uncompromising extremist0 -
Northwind
HaHa , comedy
But sounds dangerous too,Now that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:10 -
HAHAHANorthwind
Legend!0