Fat/comedy teachers

Blackadder
Blackadder Posts: 187
edited June 2009 in The Crudcatcher
do you have/had any?

we have a few
Headmaster-looks like a frog

Geography - lard arse who talkks about prostitutes, chips and does chainsaw impressions

Art - chain smoker who walks out when he's the only invidualtor. He is also oblivious to our messing about in the art room (paint bombs,nicking stuff)

Technology - Chain smoking Alcoholic who drink drives on school trips. Gets angry when he doesnt have a fag/drink

Latin - All 3 are comically small

RE - no other teacher speaks to her

English - 1 teacher is to camp to be gay. Everyone shouts BANNERS at him from down the corridor (he's Mr Bannister hence the nickname)

have you got any from your school days ?

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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    History teacher - arrested for groping girls!
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  • Whytepeak
    Whytepeak Posts: 2,616
    Swimming teacher who oggled the swimmers
    Now that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:1
  • Blackadder
    Blackadder Posts: 187
    LOL - in year 7 1 guy was arrested at school for child porn - he was a swimming teacher and he taught me !
  • Whytepeak
    Whytepeak Posts: 2,616
    Taught or touched :lol: :shock:
    Now that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:1
  • Blackadder
    Blackadder Posts: 187
    oh forgot - we also have a comedy teacher who externally suspended somebody for....... skiving :lol: played right into their hands!
  • Blackadder
    Blackadder Posts: 187
    Whytepeak wrote:
    Taught or touched :lol: :shock:

    taught whytepeak, TAUGHT! :lol:

    he taught me the breaststroke (sorry, I had to :oops: )
  • paul.skibum
    paul.skibum Posts: 4,068
    3 latin teachers?!!!! How posh is your school!!
    Closet jockey wheel pimp whore.
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    my old music teacher was in the news recently...found dead in a hotel room in bangkok :shock:
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  • Whytepeak
    Whytepeak Posts: 2,616
    ^^^^^^

    Its always the music teachers :roll:
    Now that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:1
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    sorry...i got it wrong...he was murdered in his home....

    http://news.scotsman.com/obituaries/David--Crisp.4966643.jp
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  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,781
    my old music teacher looked exactly like penfold right down to his height and he hated the DJ button on the keyboards
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  • fatblokefromwarwick
    fatblokefromwarwick Posts: 331
    Music teacher was arrested 'entertaining' other blokes at some service station toilets and art teacher was suspended after she did a photo shoot with her baps out for a custom car magazine!
  • Lapierre t 400
    Lapierre t 400 Posts: 654
    my industrial drawing teacher(solidworks) tells us racist jokes,takes the mick out of the english
    I assume this is French petrol - be careful in reverse - the car will retreat rapidly at the least provocation.
  • nonnac85
    nonnac85 Posts: 1,608
    We had an teacher (Re or history I think) who got busted for putting naked pics of herself on the internet. Not good - she made Susan Boyle look pretty!
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  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    We had a history teacher- who was fantastic incidentally, best teacher I ever had- who had a bit of a habit of seriously injuring people... In the 6 years I was at the school he drove over a pupil and another teacher (seperate incidents), broke a female teacher's nose, threw a red hot microwave pasta over a parent, showered a student with glass and cut her arm up by smashing a window right beside her, and on a history trip away broke a pupil's leg in a staff vs pupils football match. Strangely he never hurt himself, but nobody within accident range of him was ever safe.

    His finest hour was turning up at our high school leaving do dressed in full confederate soldier's uniform, complete with kepi and sabre, then got absolutely hammered and spent the rest of the night challenging people to duels, before being sick on the bus. Legend.
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  • Whytepeak
    Whytepeak Posts: 2,616
    Northwind

    HaHa , comedy :D

    But sounds dangerous too, :lol:
    Now that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:1
  • Blackadder
    Blackadder Posts: 187
    HAHAHANorthwind
    Legend!

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