I almost crashed

Lee_erm
Lee_erm Posts: 56
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
My car. Hit a load of standing water, just didn't see it, car pulled off to the right bloody sharp, drove up a bit of a bank. Car went totally rambo, pulled it back onto the road, fishtailing all over the place. Managed to control it. Pure luck It didn't end up in a field or on it's roof.

That was at totally sensible speeds too. Brings it home how dangerous driving can be[xx(]

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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    Glad you survived
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  • abul
    abul Posts: 347
    glad your cars ok [:D]

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    Slip a finger in her mouth. Grab her Dangly thing. Rip it out and say "listen here bi<u></u>tch, is this still cute to you?"
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  • Lee_erm
    Lee_erm Posts: 56
    Sides about an inch thick in mud[:D] Other than that it's fine.

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  • stick
    stick Posts: 2,910
    Something like that happend to me. I nearly got squished by a bus and a rock face on the way back from glentress because I thought the gap was bigger than it was. You'll sit there thinking about it and it'll really weigh down in your mind.

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  • abul
    abul Posts: 347
    nothing a œ2.50 car wash wont sort eh.

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    <center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by carey8</i>

    Slip a finger in her mouth. Grab her Dangly thing. Rip it out and say "listen here bi<u></u>tch, is this still cute to you?"
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  • mr pie man 2
    mr pie man 2 Posts: 2,500
    You nearly did a Mattie!

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  • Mattie
    Mattie Posts: 6,680
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by mr pie man 2</i>

    You nearly did a Mattie!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    [:D] I fu<s></s>cking resent that!

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
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  • Flurry
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Mattie</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by mr pie man 2</i>

    You nearly did a Mattie!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    [:D] I fu<s></s>cking resent that!

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
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    yeah, doing a Mattie requires very high levels of skill


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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Mattie</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by mr pie man 2</i>

    You nearly did a Mattie!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    [:D] I fu<s></s>cking resent that!

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    Aye, it cant be a Mattie, he says he was at a sensible speed [:P]

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Mattie</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by mr pie man 2</i>

    You nearly did a Mattie!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    [:D] I fu<s></s>cking resemble that!

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Oldmacdonald</i>

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  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by abul</i>

    nothing a œ2.50 car wash and a change of underwear wont sort eh.



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    <center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by carey8</i>

    Slip a finger in her mouth. Grab her Dangly thing. Rip it out and say "listen here bi<u></u>tch, is this still cute to you?"
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  • Mattie
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    Chris, damn right!

    Si, I nearly washed out at 85 on the way home.

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
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  • mr pie man 2
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Mattie</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by mr pie man 2</i>

    You nearly did a Mattie!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    [:D] I fu<s></s>cking resent that!

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
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    [:p]

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  • Flurry
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    Well i've tried my best, but it's hard to meet your high standards


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  • mr pie man 2
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    I'm getting a car soon. Place your bets on how quick I will total it?

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  • Mattie
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    I know only one person who has a higher crash rate than me, he's gone through god knows how many cars (3figures)

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  • Alex
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Mattie</i>

    Chris, damn right!

    Si, I nearly washed out at 85 on the way home.
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    You're a fool. Pouring rain and 85mph are not compatible!

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    yeah, doing a Mattie requires very low levels of skill

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    [:D]

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  • Mattie
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    It wasn't raining!

    I felt the front end of the car start to dive slowly round a very soft left hander.

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
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  • Flurry
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Mattie</i>

    I know only one person who has a higher crash rate than me, he's gone through god knows how many cars (3figures)

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
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    3 figures? as in 100+ ?


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  • Mattie
    Mattie Posts: 6,680
    200+

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    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
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  • Flurry
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    200+ cars? WTF? there must be a catch.

    He'd never get insurance if that was for real


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  • Mattie
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    There is a catch, course there is, and no he doesn't work for the DVLA.

    The last car he wrecked went up a wall sideways with someone right up his arse.

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

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  • elmotheewokking
    elmotheewokking Posts: 2,279
    Track driver?

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    at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    idiot?


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    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • elmotheewokking
    elmotheewokking Posts: 2,279
    Mattie impersonator?

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    at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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