The 'Things that piss you off' thread.

Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

What has modern society bought us? Useless celebrities that everyone hates, corrupt politicians, media orgies following stories that really don't matter for weeks, reality TV and bank charges.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you the 'Things that pi<s></s>ss you off' thread. Write down the 3 things that pi<s></s>ss you off the most.

I'll start.

1 - Princess Diana being considered one of the greatest Britons of all time.

2 - Celebrity magazines, I really could not give a sh<s></s>it if Jade Goody has a new look.

3 - Banks, bunch of fu<s></s>cking con artists. 'Oh yes, your œ1.27 over your over draft limit, we authorized the transaction but its cost us œ35, so we have to charge you for it'

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elmotheewokking · June 2007

Children. Most irritating creatures ever.

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Sam B256 · June 2007

Chavs,
My sister,
2-faced people,
And alot more..

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Shadow_Conspiracy · June 2007

Big Brother.

People that obsess over television programs, to the point that they would rather stay in and watch it rather than taping it and coming out.

Extortionate postal charges. 10 fu[url][/url]cking quid for 2 stickers, have a laugh!

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i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · June 2007

1. Tax. I detest paying so much tax every month, and still being ripped off at every opportunity. But non-tax payers get benefits this and free that.

2. 5 day working week. I honestly believe a 4 day week, 3 day off system would lead to much happier, much more productive staff during work

3. Lower class people. Piss me right off. Do you need to be that stupid? Do you need to curse and spit? Do you need to wear all that jewellery? Do you need to be lazy and not contribute to society?

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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breezer · June 2007

All women, Big brother, celebrity magazines as mentioned above, my job, I could go on for hours but im too hungry

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1992 Breezer Lightning Pro

breezer · June 2007

lol at the lower class people comment. You should go in my local tescos at lunch. Its like inbred social retard central. The people can barely speak and when they do you want to slap them for their accents. You have the 28yr old grandmothers with their 14yr old children who have their new born babies etc

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1998 DMR Trailstar
1992 Breezer Lightning Pro

doug · June 2007

car insurance is a fooking rip off

and

the kind of people who have about the same amount of intelligence as a slug

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Oldmacdonald · June 2007

1. People that fail to use roundabouts correctly. WHY do they have to cut into the inside lane when going straight on, and I'm turning right? Bas<s></s>tards.

2. People that moan all the time about what pisses them off.

3. Hypocrites.

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_Andy_H · June 2007

1) Chavs
2) People that moan non stop and/or are up themselves.
3) People like Jade Goody who got rich by being so dumb.

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DirtJumper3200 · June 2007

1. When you find the only bread in the house is mouldy.
2. Chavs
3. Life

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anto164 · June 2007

expensive car insurance
children running up and down the road, shouting and screaming, then hiding behind your front garden wall.
credit card bills
petrol prices
people with no manners
people who cant control their dogs when you're riding past them slowly on your bike. i've nearly been mauled a few times by dogs when on my bike.

 MON BICI!!
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rubber side up · June 2007

Stupid business men that meander across footpaths on the phone so you cant pass
Small cars
licence cracks that dont work
the dvla
tax
cheaters
viruses
rain
family
my job
this belt
sage version 10
people who insist on spelling their address wrong
spam
my riding ability
my confidence
paranoia
my lack of money
things that cost too much
itches
txt talk
n00bs
trying to list everything that annoys me.
insurance
banks

<hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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Alex · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike

Lower class people. Piss me right off. Do you need to be that stupid? Do you need to curse and spit? Do you need to wear all that jewellery? Do you need to be lazy and not contribute to society?
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People who speak unintelligably.

People who expect me to read unintelligable text.

Software designed by people who don't have a clue about the industry they're writing the program for.

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Lee_erm · June 2007

Parents, that accusse their son of taking class A drugs.When It really isn't true

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RIP rich

Tartanyak · June 2007

Alex, givf spec and I'll re-write the software [:D]

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i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · June 2007

By the quote of my post Alex, I assume there was something in my paragraph you found difficult to read? Given your comments.

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · June 2007

People who use incorrect grammar.

You're, your, they're, there, their, where, were, have seen, saw, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, learn to use them properly!

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Patriot - USB Molly - WTP Phoenix

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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November · June 2007

1. Several people in my life.
2. Getting no credit for anything I do right.
3. Getting corr blimey for the things I do wrong.
4. Having to work fulltime these 4 weeks for very little money.
5. Having to clean out my room in order to move in 4 weeks time.

 Nov's F.A.Q., Facebook, MySpace, My luvverly bike ...

Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

I remembered a few more.

4 - Concerts that are trying to change the world.

Concert hippy - 'We're going to change the world through music dude'

Normal sane person - 'Really, when?'

Concert hippy - 'Right now man, we're sticking it to the corporations right now'

Normal sane person - 'Listen here you deranged fu<s></s>cking hippy, all your doing is watching a band and smoking crack, theres nothing wrong with that but for fu<s></s>cks sake don't pretend your actually making a difference to the world.'

5 - People that say they are 'mad'. If its the case, you should be in a hospital, otherwise, your clearly not mad. Stop pretending to be.

6 - People that misinterpret the Bible, don't get me wrong I don't believe in the Bible, but how the fu<s></s>ck do you come to the conclusion that 'God hates fags'. 'Fags' including heterosexual soldiers that died in Iraq.

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rubber side up · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike

People who use incorrect grammer.

You're, your, they're, there, their, where, were, have seen, saw, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, learn to use them properly!

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Patriot - USB Molly - WTP Phoenix

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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Grammar.

<hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · June 2007

oops, can't believe I made that error!

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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Clous87 · June 2007

drivers who have a go at you for riding on the road...

people who are walking in bike lanes then have a go at you for trying to get by...

impatient people...

people on benefits that have no real reason to be on benefits...

people who live in england yet cant speak english at all...

a person called paul...

A2 maths...

thats it for the moment

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Alex · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike

By the quote of my post Alex, I assume there was something in my paragraph you found difficult to read? Given your comments.
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Not at all, I just couldn't be bothered to retype something i was going to type anyway!

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boris113 · June 2007

1. Porleteriats- I don't care if you have to work 3 jobs to afford your council houses. As far as i am concerned, when I want to go for a peace bikeride, you should have to stay inside so I don't have to see your poorness.

2. Text talk on the computer- You have a keyboard so bloody well use it. (doesn't apply people from angry things 1, you can only afford 20 keys on your keyboard so some letters will just have to go!)

3. Money- I still can't afford that new bike!

SJ · June 2007

Loads of stuff that's been said here!!

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Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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FurryNipples · June 2007

1. Having my sister break my mp3 player's hard drive, losing me all 40gb of my music and having no backup due to the backup being the mp3 player.

2. Have my moniter away being repaired.

3. Insurance claim forms having to be signed by my parents who are on a jolly in south africa.

4. Money, a lack of it.

5. AS stats tomorrow.

6. Toshiba only supplying normal ATA-5 1.8" hard drives to manufacturers, so I can't get a replacement for my h340 for months.

7. ZIF connectors for 1.8" HDD.

8. iTunes

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easyg · June 2007

1./ Customer services.

2./ Stinkers.

3./ Dead end society in England.

breezer · June 2007

Just remembered another as well. Old tw@ts like the one that reversed into my car, admitted it at the scene yet is now claiming that I drove in to him and there are no witnesses so it will go 50/50! FO!

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1998 DMR Trailstar
1992 Breezer Lightning Pro

saracen blitz chris · June 2007

Chavs who keep trying to steal my bike!!!!!

Arrogent intelligent people who look down on me because i choose to bike rather than do homework.

Big brother. I mean does anyone even watch it anymore! I would personally bash my head against a wall for an hour.

new freerider · June 2007

girls who have a go at you for no apparent reason.
chavs
gypsys
AS maths
Sainsburies Personal department
people who take benefits when they could work

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