Frank the Human Guinea Pig

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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    they have a web suit there? Just a guess.

    Welldone on getting in, good luck with it.

    Its been nice knowing you...[;)]

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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    Good luck...I expect to see regular updates
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  • DahnHilla
    DahnHilla Posts: 2,917
    More interesting sweep stake on what side effects occur.

    I've got my money on loss of lips and increased lust for children.

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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    big hairly mole on left testicle
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  • Flurry
    Flurry Posts: 698
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jamiejim</i>

    big hairly mole on left testicle
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    that's there already


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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    oh, it will be on the right testicle then. symmetry is a good thing
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  • skamanfrank
    skamanfrank Posts: 615
    There will be no testicular damage (although I have started reading Lance Armstrong's autobiography since being in here!!) however tomorrow I will most probably develop a sicky tummy and get the runs!

    Frank

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  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by skamanfrank</i>

    I will most probably develop a sicky tummy and get the runs!

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    *hopes for loss of leg power too* [;)]

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  • xc-andy
    xc-andy Posts: 174
    what if your head swells up like that guy who did the medical trials last year that went wrong ?
    you know , the elephant man guy.
    that would be shabby , cos you would have to get a new helmet [:D]
  • bobbo
    bobbo Posts: 353
    But he's got œ2050 to buy a new helmet with, that'd get him one nice helmet!

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  • Seeya Frank, been nice knowing you mate. Can you leave me your Imp in your will please, you sexy hunk of Manlove

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Whyamihere</i>

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  • ElephantMan
    ElephantMan Posts: 590
    Haha, this is brilliant!

    <b>Today</b>
    Get woken up about half seven
    Piss in a bottle
    Give em a bit of blood
    Go back to sleep till 1
    Get up for lunch
    Do whatever I want until this evening when it's another blood test and bed!

    I've not eve been dosed today [:D]

    It did take them two nurses and three attempts to get blood from me though! They put the needle in, blood started going down the tube, but then stopped before it reached the bottle. Crazy, they obviously bled me dry yesterday!
  • abul
    abul Posts: 347
    [:O] holy old mans stamp collection you have no blood in you :O run around like a headless chicken

    edit:damn swear filter [V]

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  • mbukjames
    mbukjames Posts: 240
    Is Frank still alive?
    He hasen't updated this recently..

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  • mr pie man 2
    mr pie man 2 Posts: 2,500
    Elephant Man!

    He's probably lost use of his legs and got the corr blimeys. Meaning a drowned in the green apple splatters and is no more...

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  • mbukjames
    mbukjames Posts: 240
    I'm confused..Mr Pie Man, do you mean that Frank is Elephant Man?

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  • mr pie man 2
    mr pie man 2 Posts: 2,500
    Yes..

    Tad slow arn't we? 'tis obvious.

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  • ElephantMan
    ElephantMan Posts: 590
    Yes, it's true, I AM the Elephant Man
  • euan_333
    euan_333 Posts: 667
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by skamanfrank</i>

    I have started reading Lance Armstrong's autobiography since being in here!!)
    Frank

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    Chasing Lance? If so; it's a good book.

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  • roryf
    roryf Posts: 1,335
    I've read "It's not about the bike" and "Every second counts", and they are both very good books.
  • ElephantMan
    ElephantMan Posts: 590
    No, "It's not about the bike."

    Chasing Lance is not an autobiography as it was written by someone else I believe
  • DahnHilla
    DahnHilla Posts: 2,917
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by mbukjames</i>

    Is Frank still alive?
    He hasen't updated this recently..

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    Yeah...only 2 hours 25mins before you said that.

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  • ElephantMan
    ElephantMan Posts: 590
    I look no different to any other pics of me?! Plus as previously stated, I have no photo taking device [V]
  • mr pie man 2
    mr pie man 2 Posts: 2,500
    Is it all men in there... apart from the nurse's?

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  • ElephantMan
    ElephantMan Posts: 590
    Oh also:

    I have no flannel, I forgot the charger to my hair clippers/beard trimmer which gave up half way through using it today and very shortly I'm going to run out of toothpaste.... which is a shame because I brush my teeth three or four times a day without fail!!
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ElephantMan</i>

    I look no different to any other pics of me?! Plus as previously stated, I have no photo taking device [V]
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    Any picture of you, i just wanted on in general, like always.

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  • mbukjames
    mbukjames Posts: 240
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ElephantMan</i>

    Yes, it's true, I AM the Elephant Man
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">They've changed your name to then..
    *shivers* I can see it being mine next...[:0]

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  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by mbukjames</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ElephantMan</i>

    Yes, it's true, I AM the Elephant Man
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">They've changed your name to then..
    *shivers* I can see it being mine next...[:0]

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    Dont worry. "bellend" isnt that bad a username...




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  • RobA
    RobA Posts: 151
    How long are you going to be "in there"?
    Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems!