piecing my own tongue

DHer2004
DHer2004 Posts: 497
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
i want a tongue piercingt but ihave no money. if i do it myself, what are the chances of it getting infected?


<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">originally posted by sharief
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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    High. Its a bit stupid tbh. If you're desperate to get it pierced, just save up some cash
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    please do it. then we can add you to the Darwin awards.
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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    It's hardly expensive to get it done properly is it? œ20? œ30?
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  • s7ick
    s7ick Posts: 16
    If you do it can you post pictures of the finale result..?

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  • Ben
    Ben Posts: 5,534
    If you're stupid enough to think it, you shouldn't be in the gene pool.

    DO IT. NOW!

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  • DHer2004
    DHer2004 Posts: 497
    im probably not gonna do it now, but i was considering icing it, putting it on a polystyrene block then hitting a pin through it with a hammer.


    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">originally posted by sharief
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  • Matt
    Matt Posts: 5,288
    I'll do it for you if you like.

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  • _Andy_H
    _Andy_H Posts: 163
    Piecing it? How doe that work then? =P

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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    Book under neath, use ice for sure. Make sure you steralize the needle with boiling, flame etc... Do you have stud/bar to go in there streight away.
    Make sure you don't hit a blood vessel
    Do you have any other peircings?
    Yes it will get infected, i'll put money on you having puss ozzing out of your tounge within days and the whole probably won't heal properly.

    Yeas, you are absolutly retarded for trying to do it yourself...

    Enjoy.


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  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    if you really insist on doing it, Red hot needle through the tounge. Then drink something with high alcohol content to sterilize it. i'll listen for the screams [;)]

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    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • blacksun
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    Do it, but have a friend take a photo of you passed out on the ground from lack of blood.

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  • NeillyB
    NeillyB Posts: 8,288
    This is the most retarded f<b></b>uc<b></b>king thing I've ever, ever read.

    You're a god damn spastic.

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  • rubber side up
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by NeillyB</i>

    This is the most retarded f<b></b>uc<b></b>king thing I've ever, ever read.

    You're a god damn spastic.

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    Someone asked this before. i'm sure of it!

    <hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • abul
    abul Posts: 347
    i pierced my own nipple before, didnt get infected but it hasnt healed right either...

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  • Anonymous
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by rubber side up</i>
    Someone asked this before. i'm sure of it!
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    Not quite. ETID was going to do his lip.

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    Oh, and I hope you like soup...

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  • rubber side up
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Jack</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by rubber side up</i>
    Someone asked this before. i'm sure of it!
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    Not quite. ETID was going to do his lip.

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    ahh yeah. the pillock

    <hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • DHer2004
    DHer2004 Posts: 497
    looks like im saving up then.


    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">originally posted by sharief
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  • homers_double
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    Try growing up first.

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    Ever seen the film Rat Race?

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  • jamiejim
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Jack</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by rubber side up</i>
    Someone asked this before. i'm sure of it!
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    Not quite. ETID was going to do his lip.

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  • Tom
    Tom Posts: 5,945
    i know someone who did it, worked fine.

    just do it you wuss.

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  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    TBH your mouth is one of the least sterile places in your body. Really not a good idea to expose your blood supply there. Get it done properly. Of course the best way to do it is to shift your bike into the bike ring and run your tongue between the chain and ring all the way round. Good piercing that way.

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  • ddoogie
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    Do it outside A&E. You don't have far to stumble in bloody soaked agony that way.

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    anto164 Posts: 3,500
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ddoogie</i>

    Do it outside A&E. You don't have far to stumble in bloody soaked agony that way.

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    OR, even better, do it in the waiting room.

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  • ddoogie
    ddoogie Posts: 4,159
    Or, do it, then put in some halloween vampire teeth and walk around attempting to bite people's necks. Kinky shi<s></s>t.

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  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    I've got a nail gun here you could use. would be a helluva lot less painful and i'd find nailing someones tounge to something very satisfying


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    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,650
    Jesus - next it will be "Im going to pierce my own helmet with a bradle and rubber mallet"

    I pierced my own ear when I was younger and nearly ended up looking like Chopper!

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