The 'tell a fact' thread.

Mike Skinner

fact (probably): Sunflower oil based spreads would be black if they wern't coloured to look like butter

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haroexone

fact - i have promised the baron 10 legions of my sardukar terror troops

Keeners

Fact: The Fremen will still whup their sorry arses.

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Keeners

Fact: Duncan Idaho will also kill 19 of them. In one go.



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haroexone

lol keeners-watching film right now-love book too

Keeners

Fact: Using the acronym "LOL" anywhere is inexcusable. I hope you get raped by a sandworm.

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ddoogie

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

So would my penis.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
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Been using apple flavoured condoms for your posh wa<s></s>nks?

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haroexone

lol

haroexone

fact - time travel has been deemed impossible by the vulcan science institute

Keeners

*throws haroexone to the sandworms*



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UH DH

lol

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
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Jon

Fact: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

haroexone

i can think of worse ways to go

UH DH

Fact: I am actually Chuck Norris.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
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haroexone

in the belly of the almighty sarlac for one...

UH DH

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by haroexone</i>

in the belly of the almighty ballsac for one...
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tom_majski

FACT: Chuck norris can slam a revolving door


<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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myspack

haroexone

i am immune to the extraction of piss

mr kirk

FACT: Chuck Norris once rode a bull, 9 months later that bull gave birth to a calf

FACT: Chuck Norris walked down the street with an errection, there were no survivors

FACT: Chuck Norris doesn't tea-bag, He potato sacks.

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haroexone

fact - i tried to milk my cat the other day!
im not joking!

anto164

Fact: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Fact: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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Keeners

Fact: Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and kill.
Fact: Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Fact: Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in three moves.
Fact: In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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anto164

Fact, all these chuck norris facts are written in a cubical in the male toilets in the physics block at the university of liverpool.

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Keeners

Fact: Chuck Norris wrote them there with his laser eyes.

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JohnnyTheFox

Fact - Nothing that exists within our reality anyway...

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NeillyB

Fact: Chuck Norris jokes are f<b></b>uc<b></b>king s<b></b>hi<b></b>t.

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Big Red S

I remember when the sandbox was funny.

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JammyH

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Big Red S</i>

I remember when the sandbox was funny.

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Damn, that must have been a blast [V]

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by TE</i>

I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

Big Red S

It was actually.

*resumes mourning*

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FurryNipples

Fact - Every year, on Chuck Norris' birthday, one lucky child is picked and thrown into the sun.

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