The 'tell a fact' thread.

JammyH · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by nicklouse

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by JinjaNinja

FACT- Sheep can be substituted for other things in "emergencys"

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in Sweden it is not Illegal to do so. as long as no distress is caused.

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by TE

I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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extreme__dude · May 2007

wales has more dogging spots than riding spots. many of them clash...

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JammyH · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by extreme__dude

wales has more dogging spots than riding spots. many of them clash dates in my diary...

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James x
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by TE

I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

Anonymous · May 2007

fact-Speed cameras were invented by a rally driver, who wanted to use it as a way of mastering the technique of going FASTER!

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ruane · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by yeehaamcgee

fact-Speed cameras were invented by a rally driver, who wanted to use it as a way of mastering the technique of going FASTER!
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That Rally driver has now been tarred and feathered.

FACT: The blood vessels in the body, if all joined together would reach around the world twice. Or something like that.

robb_o · May 2007

FACT: Ronseal does exactly what is says on the tin.

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scgt · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Fact - Polar Bears are the only animal that will actively hunt humans.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

not a fact as leopards will also hunt man actively

nirveous · May 2007

Fact: The entire human body is covered in hair, except for the palms of the hands, and soles of the feet.

ruane · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by nirveous

Fact: The entire human body is covered in hair, except for the palms of the hands
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Fact: In the case of most of this forum that fact is not true.

EDIT: Not true even more - my nails don't have hair and my eyes don't either.

robb_o · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by nirveous

Fact: The entire human body is covered in hair, except for the palms of the hands, and soles of the feet.
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i have hairy palms! [^]

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JinjaNinja · May 2007

FACT- Clock watching is the cr@pest part of my day.

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I used some blueberry flavoured one we got from the free clinic once
NEVER AGAIN
My penis was blue for 3 days
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DahnHilla · May 2007

Fact- your face!

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Fantastic Mr Fox · May 2007

Fact - Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian.

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GT_SJ · May 2007

Fact- The oldest-known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. It's name was Fred.

pete13 · May 2007

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!

JinjaNinja · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by pete13

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!

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Well thats me fooked then.

Fact- There was a chicken called Mike that survived IIRC over 3 weeks after its head was chopped off.

He died when someone forgot to clean its throat one night and shortly after sufercated.

<hr noshade size="1"><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by NeillyB
I used some blueberry flavoured one we got from the free clinic once
NEVER AGAIN
My penis was blue for 3 days
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wiltonjh · May 2007

Fact- my lower thumb joint is the same length as my nose.
Is yours?

Fact- Yer mum!

Big Red S · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Marshall

FACT - The Isle of Man has the oldest Government in the world.
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Isn't it the oldest continual government, or similar? i.e. the oldest that is still sitting, rather than the first government.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by JinjaNinja

FACT- Sheep can be substituted for other things in "emergencys"
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Not any more. A recent (within the past ten years) change in the law specifically outlaws bestiality. Until then the closest crime was causing undue distress to the animal.

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hazzahulme · May 2007

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Fact - this is not a fact

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Oldmacdonald

hazzahulme - Official second best font-of-all-knowledge 2007.
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neil h · May 2007

fact- necrophilia is now illegal in the state of california.

Super Nuts4fsr · May 2007

Fact 1.

The length of your penis is the same as the distance between the tip of your middle finger, and the furthest point it can touch on your hand.

Fact 2.

The girth of your penis is the same as the inner circumfrence when you touch finger and thumb

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally pos ted by Why am i here

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Mike Skinner · May 2007

Phil, keep spreading that rumour please, it gives me a fookin horse bernard mathews! (big and's innit)

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Super Nuts4fsr · May 2007

I love it. Works for me too.....

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally pos ted by Why am i here

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Pkomor · May 2007

Fact: The first million pound cheque was written in cardiff.

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UH DH · May 2007

Fact: The stem of a rose will go up your urethra, but it will not come back down.

QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

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Mike Skinner · May 2007

Fact: Dogs can, contrary to idiotic belief, actually look up

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UH DH · May 2007

No they can't.

QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

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ddoogie · May 2007

Fact: Coca-Cola would be green without colourings.

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UH DH · May 2007

So would my penis.

QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

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Mike Skinner · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UH DH

No they can't.

QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by the abductor
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my 2 can, so by the rule of 2 to 0, i declare dogs can.

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