FAO: Squeaky

blacksun · May 2007

He's got real world friends?

Lies!!

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'You don't like smurfs?'

'Fuck those little blue bastards. They look like a town of deformed fetuses that were suffocated and thrown into a mushroom patch'.

November · May 2007

I know it's a bit unexpected!

But, it seems true! [:0]

I promised myself I wouldn't ever.. but here we go..(MySpace)
Wondering who I am, what I'm doing here and whether or not I ride a bike? Read Novs answers to all the FAQ here!
Mah Pwetty

Deserves some loving at least :P

blacksun · May 2007

Sure he didn't get her off MySpaz?

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'You don't like smurfs?'

'Fuck those little blue bastards. They look like a town of deformed fetuses that were suffocated and thrown into a mushroom patch'.

El Capitano · May 2007

Can I just sum up this thread by saying:

"Oh Fu<s></s>ck no, not another one..." [V]

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Moriarti · May 2007

ive read this and was going to extend a invitation to the dungeon, but by the sounds of it their would be to much yelling and not enough lurve/raping

plus i think the gimp is ill

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

blacksun · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by El Capitano

Can I just sum up this thread by saying:

"Oh Fu<s></s>ck no, not another one..." [V]

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Aye, that's about right.

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'You don't like smurfs?'

'Fuck those little blue bastards. They look like a town of deformed fetuses that were suffocated and thrown into a mushroom patch'.

Mattie · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by blacksun

Sure he didn't get her off MySpaz?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
I did not.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by blacksun

He's got real world friends?

Lies!!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
I do actually.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Flurry

did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
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elmotheewokking · May 2007

Is this the same Jess that I'm thinking of?

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike

at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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Mattie · May 2007

Yes Oli, it is probably the Jess you are thinking of.

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did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
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elmotheewokking · May 2007

Clarification. Surfboard?

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike

at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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Mattie · May 2007

No, not that Jess.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Flurry

did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
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John · May 2007

Ive seen her (her myspace anyway), Not bad [:p]

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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tom_majski · May 2007

you really post some sh<s></s>ite topics don't you

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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myspack

blacksun · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Mattie

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by blacksun

Sure he didn't get her off MySpaz?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
I did not.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by blacksun

He's got real world friends?

Lies!!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
I do actually.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Flurry

did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
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Sure dude

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"> you really post some corr blimeye topics don't you

quote:Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.

myspack<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

You knows it, mate.

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'You don't like smurfs?'

'Fuck those little blue bastards. They look like a town of deformed fetuses that were suffocated and thrown into a mushroom patch'.

Mattie · May 2007

Love you too Nick

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blacksun · May 2007

You know it's all in jest.

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'You don't like smurfs?'

'Fuck those little blue bastards. They look like a town of deformed fetuses that were suffocated and thrown into a mushroom patch'.

Mattie · May 2007

Yeah I know.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Flurry

did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
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blue-banana · May 2007

females on the internet?? The world is gonna end! skynets gonna take control! Judgement Day is here!were all gonna get killed by Arnold Shwarzenegger lookalikes!

simple things, simple minds.

mr pie man 2 · May 2007

STFU mo' fo'

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unfriendly · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"> Originally posted by Squeaky:

i am not for slicing and dicing there is one person on here who can have me anytime if they want but no chainsaw please and i kinda like the bruised rib its cute
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The only person on here yeah, but what about all the other people you have a go with? Filling a void between your now ex and the guy who just came back from America or where ever the hell he's from?

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Mattie

-pulls out a 9mm, aims and fires-
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Again? we're all tired of your stupid little suicide threats by now mate. Car park? Web with knife etc? rings any bells?

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"> Originally posted by DJIP
Seriously, GTFO
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I Concur

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"> Originally posted by DJIP
Your making yourself to be a slutty whore, by posting the corr blimey you are posting, and you're seriously pissing the old mans stamp collection out of me
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See first quote, I really cant be arsed to keep typing it.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Blacksun
10 pages of corr blimey.....

Uhm, I read the first page and that was about it. Mattie found a girl on here and is obsessing over her, I think.

Sure he didn't get her off MySpaz?
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now a few more pages of useless posts, and to be honest there doesn't seem to be anything worthwhile reading yet...

Mattie obsessing over girls from the internet isnt that uncommon tbh, just ask every other female member of the forum...

Thats odd you mention myspazz, azs she does have one, has for a while. I wont post the link to the profile yet, let her do it herself.

Her bf's bro (or ex, whatever) was a friend of mattie's or something like that, they met and didnt speak, they added each other on myspazz, and then realised they met, so myspazz was a contributing factor really.

DJIP · May 2007

I like you unfriendly [:)]

Winner of the "Most likely to be rohypnoled by another forumite" award

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unfriendly · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

I like you unfriendly [:)]

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Right back at you!

St.D1ckie · May 2007

jealous ex's on the forum.. sick... right little love triangle thing eh

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nirveous · May 2007

Fucking hell, this place is a hypocritical, obsessive pile of turd.

John · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by nirveous

Fucking hell, this place is a hypocritical, obsessive pile of turd.
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Your middle names 'bullet' isnt it, Because your so quick.

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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nirveous · May 2007

[:D]

me_groovy · May 2007

*skips 12 pages*

so was there pics?

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blacksun · May 2007

Heh. Alas, no.

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'You don't like smurfs?'

'Fuck those little blue bastards. They look like a town of deformed fetuses that were suffocated and thrown into a mushroom patch'.

Squeaky · May 2007

Right. first it is down to me who i see What business is it of yours and what do you care anyway.
I know freedom of speech and all but you have no right going round telling other people business.
Oh and its rather pathetic that you hide who you are and its not mysterious atall it just shows you have no guts and have to hide your identity to be able to say something like that.

Love me now, Love me never..

Fantastic Mr Fox · May 2007

I vote this thread gets locked.

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