FAO: Squeaky

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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    Kitty: As you lot would say to me and Chris...Get a room!
  • DJIP
    DJIP Posts: 1,724
    You can have me anytime Tavy.

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  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    You can have me anytime Tavy.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    I'm off next weekend...

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
    ++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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  • DJIP
    DJIP Posts: 1,724
    Interesting....

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  • Squeaky
    Squeaky Posts: 125
    ewwww

    i am not for slicing and dicing there is one person on here who can have me anytime if they want but no chainsaw please and i kinda like the bruised rib its cute

    Love me now, Love me never..
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  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    Hey Mattie, wouldn't it be bad if this Squeaky turned out to be that girl you said you know. Y'know, the ugly one who you say you hate but could never tell her for fear of hurting her.

    That would be ironic, eh?

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
    ++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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  • Mattie
    Mattie Posts: 6,680
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Squeaky</i>

    there is one person on here who can have me anytime if they want ..... and i kinda like the bruised rib its cute<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    I'll be more gentle next time!

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    You can have me anytime Tavy.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    I'm off next weekend...

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
    ++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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  • Mattie
    Mattie Posts: 6,680
    And yeah Tavy, it would be highly ironic.

    Shame it's not though.

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
    <font size="1"><center><b>"Most Likely To Die First" as voted for in the Forum Awards 2007</b></font id="size1"></center>
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  • Squeaky
    Squeaky Posts: 125
    mmmm i sed i like it hense do it more -stamps feet-

    Love me now, Love me never..
    Love me now, Love me never..
  • Mattie
    Mattie Posts: 6,680
    I never said I wouldn't do it, I'd be more gentle though!

    You had a go at me when I left that bruise! And you said I wouldn't bite!

    *waits for the edit*

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
    <font size="1"><center><b>"Most Likely To Die First" as voted for in the Forum Awards 2007</b></font id="size1"></center>
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  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Mattie</i>

    I never said I wouldn't bite, because I completely suck. I'll suck your cu<s></s>nt so hard that I'll be able to fellate your lungs.
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
    ++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    Check out my site - http://www.trail-dog.co.uk
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  • Squeaky
    Squeaky Posts: 125
    yes i told you off coz my ribs hurt you know what they get like

    and you know i like it hard

    watch it or il bite you back next time

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  • Mattie
    Mattie Posts: 6,680
    Yeah I know hun.

    Bring it on!

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
    <font size="1"><center><b>"Most Likely To Die First" as voted for in the Forum Awards 2007</b></font id="size1"></center>
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  • Squeaky
    Squeaky Posts: 125
    oh your for it

    -bites neck-

    Love me now, Love me never..
    Love me now, Love me never..
  • Mattie
    Mattie Posts: 6,680
    -bites back-

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
    <font size="1"><center><b>"Most Likely To Die First" as voted for in the Forum Awards 2007</b></font id="size1"></center>
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    "Most Likely To Die First" as voted for in the Forum Awards 2007
  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    -cu<s></s>nts in the fu<s></s>ck-

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
    ++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    Check out my site - http://www.trail-dog.co.uk
    It's good for you.
  • Mattie
    Mattie Posts: 6,680
    -picks Tavy up by the scruff of the neck and walks him to the door-

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
    <font size="1"><center><b>"Most Likely To Die First" as voted for in the Forum Awards 2007</b></font id="size1"></center>
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  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    But you are a one of THE FILTH. Shouldn't you shoot me in the head? Or do you want me to run away first?

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
    ++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    Check out my site - http://www.trail-dog.co.uk
    It's good for you.
  • Squeaky
    Squeaky Posts: 125
    good boy mattie put the cat out at night

    x

    Love me now, Love me never..
    Love me now, Love me never..
  • Mattie
    Mattie Posts: 6,680
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>

    But you are a one of THE FILTH. Shouldn't you shoot me in the head? Or do you want me to run away first?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    I'll count to 10.

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
    <font size="1"><center><b>"Most Likely To Die First" as voted for in the Forum Awards 2007</b></font id="size1"></center>
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    "Most Likely To Die First" as voted for in the Forum Awards 2007
  • Squeaky
    Squeaky Posts: 125
    1

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  • Mattie
    Mattie Posts: 6,680
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    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
    <font size="1"><center><b>"Most Likely To Die First" as voted for in the Forum Awards 2007</b></font id="size1"></center>
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    "Most Likely To Die First" as voted for in the Forum Awards 2007
  • elmotheewokking
    elmotheewokking Posts: 2,279
    -Pillages and plunders the riches-

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    at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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  • John
    John Posts: 2,499
    Shoot him in the head and fu<s></s>ck him in the bullethole, Its what he would have wanted.

    havent fallen off,
    im just having a rest

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  • Mattie
    Mattie Posts: 6,680
    -pulls out a 9mm, aims and fires-

    <font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

    did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"></font id="size1">
    <font size="1"><center><b>"Most Likely To Die First" as voted for in the Forum Awards 2007</b></font id="size1"></center>
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  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Mattie</i>

    -pulls out a 7cm'er, strokes and dribbles on the floor-<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    <font size="1"><b><font color="red">QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY</font id="red"></b></font id="size1">

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by the abductor</i>
    ++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    Check out my site - http://www.trail-dog.co.uk
    It's good for you.