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  • haydenm
    haydenm Posts: 2,997
    thistle_ said:

    He's definitely after an invite to a threesome

    If he brings his OH he's more than welcome...
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    haydenm said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    Afternoon. Streaming eyes and nose now brought under control so been able to get out to the supermarket. Probably going to move some slabs in preparation for finishing patio laying over the next couple of days. Otherwise bored.

    Get Hayden's mate to build you some decking instead.
    Rubbish photo from a second ago, he only finished the sides yesterday. Bench is temporary, neighbour is due back to construct a fixed bench thing soon. It's a trapezoid shape rather than square to work with the rest of the garden:


    Friday night BBQ:

    Nice! Send him to Dartford and he can do one here for me ;)
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,083
    haydenm said:

    thistle_ said:

    He's definitely after an invite to a threesome

    If he brings his OH he's more than welcome...
    You know the rules - pic for seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    tlw1 said:

    haydenm said:

    thistle_ said:

    He's definitely after an invite to a threesome

    If he brings his OH he's more than welcome...
    You know the rules - pic for seanoconn
    Am I the resident perv now MF is taking leave of Bottom Bracket!? 😂
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,083
    seanoconn said:

    tlw1 said:

    haydenm said:

    thistle_ said:

    He's definitely after an invite to a threesome

    If he brings his OH he's more than welcome...
    You know the rules - pic for seanoconn
    Am I the resident perv now MF is taking leave of Bottom Bracket!? 😂
    Aren’t you home alone?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,615
    haydenm said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    Afternoon. Streaming eyes and nose now brought under control so been able to get out to the supermarket. Probably going to move some slabs in preparation for finishing patio laying over the next couple of days. Otherwise bored.

    Get Hayden's mate to build you some decking instead.
    Rubbish photo from a second ago, he only finished the sides yesterday. Bench is temporary, neighbour is due back to construct a fixed bench thing soon. It's a trapezoid shape rather than square to work with the rest of the garden:


    Friday night BBQ:

    Nice one - look like the same type of wood as we used on our decking.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    Stevo_666 said:

    haydenm said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    Afternoon. Streaming eyes and nose now brought under control so been able to get out to the supermarket. Probably going to move some slabs in preparation for finishing patio laying over the next couple of days. Otherwise bored.

    Get Hayden's mate to build you some decking instead.
    Rubbish photo from a second ago, he only finished the sides yesterday. Bench is temporary, neighbour is due back to construct a fixed bench thing soon. It's a trapezoid shape rather than square to work with the rest of the garden:


    Friday night BBQ:

    Nice one - look like the same type of wood as we used on our decking.
    Is your decking still there?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    tlw1 said:

    seanoconn said:

    tlw1 said:

    haydenm said:

    thistle_ said:

    He's definitely after an invite to a threesome

    If he brings his OH he's more than welcome...
    You know the rules - pic for seanoconn
    Am I the resident perv now MF is taking leave of Bottom Bracket!? 😂
    Aren’t you home alone?
    I’m porned out and have to save something for wifey reunion.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,615
    seanoconn said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    haydenm said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    Afternoon. Streaming eyes and nose now brought under control so been able to get out to the supermarket. Probably going to move some slabs in preparation for finishing patio laying over the next couple of days. Otherwise bored.

    Get Hayden's mate to build you some decking instead.
    Rubbish photo from a second ago, he only finished the sides yesterday. Bench is temporary, neighbour is due back to construct a fixed bench thing soon. It's a trapezoid shape rather than square to work with the rest of the garden:


    Friday night BBQ:

    Nice one - look like the same type of wood as we used on our decking.
    Is your decking still there?
    The dogs are guarding it as we speak.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,090
    orraloon said:


    But looks a wee bit better now than it did eh? Got that sharp kicker smoothed out. 😊

    I wonder who suggested that...

    Yes, it looks miles better. Now for some Weathershield (or Snowcem) on those walls.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,692
    tlw1 said:

    Afternoon folks,
    Busy day in the office has a slight lull as the computer system has decided to have a lie down. Searched for Ford coils instead, was going to email TLW but the slacker is on holiday, so I went to one of our suppliers and asked nicely.
    That's some drive 'loon. Oxo, don't you know Manchester is the rainiest city in England?
    Might walk to Sainsbury's as it's nearly lunchtime. Onwards and upwards...

    Would have helped! Well forwarded it onto someone who understands it
    No, you're on holiday. I can wait
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,692

    Ah, art.

    Take one sheet of (black) heavy grade cartridge paper. Scribble on it with "white" charcoal (seriously, WTAF??).

    Custom cut glass, which was heavier gauge than ideal but whatever. Use random timber left over from projects, such as handrail balusters and door jambs, all in solid Tassie "Oak". Mount artwork on backing board carefully to avoid wrinkles...

    Fabricate backing frame from 4" * 3/4" oak, mitred corners, glued up with biscuit joints. Machine lengths of 1.1/4" square oak with rabbeted slots for backing board, mount board and glass. Mitred corners too, glued and clamped up. Cut mount board to frame the artwork nicely.

    Stain timber with black, polish and buff with beeswax.

    Assemble and screw together.

    Artwork paper weighs maybe 200 grams.

    Frame and glass weighs almost 11 kg.

    Add big screws in backing plate to affix hanging wire, made from double strand of heavy gauge lock wire twisted together. Drill hole in masonry wall, fit large rawl plug and hanger.

    Stand back and admire.

    Have you never heard the phrase "a picture is worth a thousand words"? 😂
    Does sound impressive though
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,659



    Have you never heard the phrase "a picture is worth a thousand words"? 😂
    Does sound impressive though

    I’m quite pleased with it. Would have been vastly simpler if Other Mr WS had used a standard size of paper!

    I’ve already made frames for half a dozen of his works, and there’s a few more on the list.
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