tuesday has the radar cross section of a most succulent pineapple

veronese68

pinno said:

The funny thing is, i'd have a go at that.

And that perfectly illustrates the irrationality of people, different irrational fears for me, but no less irrational.

beansnikpoh

Horses. Terrifying. They'll stove in your head as soon as look at you, then prance on your broken corpse.

veronese68

beansnikpoh said:

Horses. Terrifying. They'll stove in your head as soon as look at you, then prance on your broken corpse.

This, I was cycling along the path on the common from the windmill to Camp Road when a horse coming in the opposite direction on the horse track at a gallop jumped the ditch and came straight at me. The rider was just a passenger and screaming, I ended up in the ditch. But at least I didn't get trampled.

pinno

I have no fear of horses.
I had one. I was told that I would only be a proper rider when I had fallen off 11 times. I got to 27. How I survived I have no idea but I came to the conclusion that the proper rider bit was a myth and I wasn't very good at it.

pinno

oxoman said:

When you've got a 17 something hand high thoroughbred kicking off in an unlit livery yard and all you can see are the eyes and sparks off the shoes on the ground. I defy anyone not to be fearful.

Sure but what you do is just get out of the way.

And how did you get into that situation in the first place?

thistle_

pinno said:

I was told that I would only be a proper rider when I had fallen off 11 times. I got to 27. How I survived I have no idea but I came to the conclusion that the proper rider bit was a myth and I wasn't very good at it.

This is how mountain biking and crashing works.

pinno

[emptying frikkin drafts folder]

MattFalle

oxoman said:

I hate horses, that's why I have an ex. To high maintenance. Nothing more frightening than trying to box or unbox a horse that doesn't want to comply.

Friend got kicked in the face by a horse. Shattered most parts.

They re-built her though - ridiculously, stupidly impressive surgery.

X- rays are blimmin' fantstic.

seanoconn

F.uck off Samantha!

veronese68

seanoconn said:

F.uck off Samantha!

Everything alright there Seano 😳

seanoconn

Oh, she’s gone.

Well it worked 👍

pinno

seanoconn said:

F.uck off Samantha!

Would you tell he to f.cuk off if she hard nice baps and a pert bum?

seanoconn

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

F.uck off Samantha!

Would you tell he to f.cuk off if she hard nice baps and a pert bum?

Spammers are unlikely to have either but if they did? No.

veronese68

seanoconn said:

Spammers are unlikely to have either but if they did? No.

Let's be honest, I doubt Samantha is of the female persuasion.

orraloon

veronese68 said:

seanoconn said:

Spammers are unlikely to have either but if they did? No.

Let's be honest, I doubt Samantha is of the female persuasion.

More likely to be #toryscum MP Jamie Wallis.

pinno

Is it Rees Mogg havin' a laugh?

Silly me. He doesn't laugh.

Stevo_666

pinno said:

Is it Rees Mogg havin' a laugh?

Silly me. He doesn't laugh.

He's only doing it to wind up Cake Stop. Imagine the reaction on there if the news headlines read 'Prime Minister Jacob Rees-Mogg...

pinno

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Is it Rees Mogg havin' a laugh?

Silly me. He doesn't laugh.

He's only doing it to wind up Cake Stop. Imagine the reaction on there if the news headlines read 'Prime Minister Jacob Rees-Mogg...

I think there would be a few admissions to A&E.

Stevo_666

pinno said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

Is it Rees Mogg havin' a laugh?

Silly me. He doesn't laugh.

He's only doing it to wind up Cake Stop. Imagine the reaction on there if the news headlines read 'Prime Minister Jacob Rees-Mogg...

I think there would be a few admissions to A&E.

The rest of them might get stressed that the NHS would be overwhelmed. And start saying we should all wear masks to protect ourselves from whatever it is.