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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,252
    pinno said:

    The funny thing is, i'd have a go at that.

    And that perfectly illustrates the irrationality of people, different irrational fears for me, but no less irrational.
  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,520
    Horses. Terrifying. They'll stove in your head as soon as look at you, then prance on your broken corpse.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,252

    Horses. Terrifying. They'll stove in your head as soon as look at you, then prance on your broken corpse.

    This, I was cycling along the path on the common from the windmill to Camp Road when a horse coming in the opposite direction on the horse track at a gallop jumped the ditch and came straight at me. The rider was just a passenger and screaming, I ended up in the ditch. But at least I didn't get trampled.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    I have no fear of horses.
    I had one. I was told that I would only be a proper rider when I had fallen off 11 times. I got to 27. How I survived I have no idea but I came to the conclusion that the proper rider bit was a myth and I wasn't very good at it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    oxoman said:

    When you've got a 17 something hand high thoroughbred kicking off in an unlit livery yard and all you can see are the eyes and sparks off the shoes on the ground. I defy anyone not to be fearful.

    Sure but what you do is just get out of the way.

    And how did you get into that situation in the first place?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,121
    pinno said:

    I was told that I would only be a proper rider when I had fallen off 11 times. I got to 27. How I survived I have no idea but I came to the conclusion that the proper rider bit was a myth and I wasn't very good at it.

    This is how mountain biking and crashing works.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    [emptying frikkin drafts folder]
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    oxoman said:

    I hate horses, that's why I have an ex. To high maintenance. Nothing more frightening than trying to box or unbox a horse that doesn't want to comply.

    Friend got kicked in the face by a horse. Shattered most parts.

    They re-built her though - ridiculously, stupidly impressive surgery.

    X- rays are blimmin' fantstic.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,318
    F.uck off Samantha!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,252
    seanoconn said:

    F.uck off Samantha!

    Everything alright there Seano 😳
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,318
    Oh, she’s gone.

    Well it worked 👍
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    seanoconn said:

    F.uck off Samantha!

    Would you tell he to f.cuk off if she hard nice baps and a pert bum?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,318
    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    F.uck off Samantha!

    Would you tell he to f.cuk off if she hard nice baps and a pert bum?
    Spammers are unlikely to have either but if they did? No.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,252
    seanoconn said:


    Spammers are unlikely to have either but if they did? No.

    Let's be honest, I doubt Samantha is of the female persuasion.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,608

    seanoconn said:


    Spammers are unlikely to have either but if they did? No.

    Let's be honest, I doubt Samantha is of the female persuasion.
    More likely to be #toryscum MP Jamie Wallis.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    Is it Rees Mogg havin' a laugh?

    Silly me. He doesn't laugh.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,158
    pinno said:

    Is it Rees Mogg havin' a laugh?

    Silly me. He doesn't laugh.

    He's only doing it to wind up Cake Stop. Imagine the reaction on there if the news headlines read 'Prime Minister Jacob Rees-Mogg... :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Is it Rees Mogg havin' a laugh?

    Silly me. He doesn't laugh.

    He's only doing it to wind up Cake Stop. Imagine the reaction on there if the news headlines read 'Prime Minister Jacob Rees-Mogg... :)
    I think there would be a few admissions to A&E.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,158
    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Is it Rees Mogg havin' a laugh?

    Silly me. He doesn't laugh.

    He's only doing it to wind up Cake Stop. Imagine the reaction on there if the news headlines read 'Prime Minister Jacob Rees-Mogg... :)
    I think there would be a few admissions to A&E.
    The rest of them might get stressed that the NHS would be overwhelmed. And start saying we should all wear masks to protect ourselves from whatever it is.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]