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saturday to excess and beyond

sungodsungod Posts: 15,392
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ride, cafes, forecast looks ok for another bask later, bubbly
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 21,209
    Gentle run with hounds then off to a point to point without the unclean wife.

    Later is drinks at a neighbours who will let the wife in the garden as long as she has a cross on her to show her virus catching ability
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,295
    Morning all. Grey 🐑 Country at the moment. Off to do nearest Parkrun shortly then family stuff with mutt as well. Hope all the walking dead shake the plague pretty quickly.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,535
    tlw1 said:

    Gentle run with hounds then off to a point to point without the unclean wife.

    Later is drinks at a neighbours who will let the wife in the garden as long as she has a cross on her to show her virus catching ability

    Have you painted a cross on your front door?
    ...and what's with this hoighty-toighty horsey horsey stuff?!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,535
    Bit grey meh slightly chilly.

    Might be going up the road to see a cat*. Might not. Must wait.
    If not, grass cutting for my sins.

    *His name is Beans and Beans has suffered trauma and needs a bit of a leg up/confidence.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    ciao

    in bed, bored. feel like muck but that is just weakness leaving the body.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,535
    hoity-toity
    haughty Taughty
    hoighty-toighty

    All acceptable. Funny dat.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • beansnikpohbeansnikpoh Posts: 949
    Was sparko by 10, up at 7. Strolled to butcher for tomorrow's paschal lamb. Baker for saffron loaf and cinnamon buns. Candlestick maker fork handles. Went to look at the sea by the harbour. Dodged seagulls, sat on a bench, had a mint tea in a paper cup, and contemplated the day.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,535
    beansnikpoh said:

    Was sparko by 10, up at 7. Strolled to butcher for tomorrow's paschal lamb. Baker for saffron loaf and cinnamon buns. Candlestick maker fork handles. Went to look at the sea by the harbour. Dodged seagulls, sat on a bench, had a mint tea in a paper cup, and contemplated the day.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPQ3cpn-Unc
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,535
    Alternatively and somewhat better:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fztkUuunI7g
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,535
    Beans:


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjermasjer Posts: 1,978
    ^He looks a bit of a dude.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,403
    Head off for a pedal up and down and around before warms up fully, get back, watch a bit of P-R Femmes, then sit in the sunshine drinking cold things. Plan.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,403
    How did Beans (the cat one) explain his trauma?
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,535
    orraloon said:

    How did Beans (the cat one) explain his trauma?

    I'll ask him.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 53,673
    Bollox to early starts. Even junior had the decency to get up a bit later this morning before headed down the gym. Will check out a new hound walking venue just down the road from us. Then will probably finish off putting that composter thing together which I've been ignoring for a while as work's been busy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 26,119 Lives Here
    Morning folks slowish start then off t the old dear's for more humping.
    I'm rather achy today due to being feeble and unused to manual labour. At least we'll get fed.
    Onwards and upwards...
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • beansnikpohbeansnikpoh Posts: 949
    veronese68 said:

    Morning folks slowish start then off t the old dear's for more humping.

    😳

  • masjermasjer Posts: 1,978
    beansnikpoh said:

    veronese68 said:

    Morning folks slowish start then off t the old dear's for more humping.

    😳

    That was something I never expected to read on BR.
  • beansnikpohbeansnikpoh Posts: 949
    pinno said:

    Alternatively and somewhat better:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fztkUuunI7g

    😀👍
  • masjermasjer Posts: 1,978
    Anyway, off to pump my gran's rear end. Her back tyres have gone soft.
  • beansnikpohbeansnikpoh Posts: 949
    I'm off to blow my great uncle's big horn later.

    He runs an alpine music emporium in Penzance.
  • masjermasjer Posts: 1,978
    That's a coincidence, I've just been round to see my great uncle, to give him his weekend shag. He does love smoking that pipe.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,274
    Happy sunny Easter Saturday!

    Hunt for the finest meats and bread are over. Sunbathing beers BBQ

    teddy bear barbecue
    there was a teddy bear he had a barbecue
    invited all his friends there quite a few
    a little fluffy cat and a chimpanzee
    a soldier in a uniform very smart was he
    there was a little owl and parrot to
    gathered all together for the barbecue
    teddy did the cooking burgers in a bun
    everyone was happy having lots of fun
    when the party ended they all went away
    and thanked the little bear for such a lovely day
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • sungodsungod Posts: 15,392
    beansnikpoh said:

    I'm off to blow my great uncle's big horn later.

    He runs an alpine music emporium in Penzance.

    a glubalubalum?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjermasjer Posts: 1,978
    Saturday sure is to excess and beyond
  • sungodsungod Posts: 15,392
    pinno said:

    Beans:


    looks comfy, has he agreed to adopt you?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • beansnikpohbeansnikpoh Posts: 949
    seanoconn said:

    Happy sunny Easter Saturday!

    Hunt for the finest meats and bread are over. Sunbathing beers BBQ

    teddy bear barbecue
    there was a teddy bear he had a barbecue
    invited all his friends there quite a few
    a little fluffy cat and a chimpanzee
    a soldier in a uniform very smart was he
    there was a little owl and parrot to
    gathered all together for the barbecue
    teddy did the cooking burgers in a bun
    everyone was happy having lots of fun
    when the party ended they all went away
    and thanked the little bear for such a lovely day

    Are you trying to counteract the smut?!
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,274
    edited April 2022
    beansnikpoh said:

    seanoconn said:

    Happy sunny Easter Saturday!

    Hunt for the finest meats and bread are over. Sunbathing beers BBQ

    teddy bear barbecue
    there was a teddy bear he had a barbecue
    invited all his friends there quite a few
    a little fluffy cat and a chimpanzee
    a soldier in a uniform very smart was he
    there was a little owl and parrot to
    gathered all together for the barbecue
    teddy did the cooking burgers in a bun
    everyone was happy having lots of fun
    when the party ended they all went away
    and thanked the little bear for such a lovely day

    Are you trying to counteract the smut?!
    Someone had to try and drag you guys kicking and screaming out of the gutter.

    Plus I couldn’t bring myself to hump, blow, pump or shag any relatives. Maybe my sister 20 years ago(under great duress of course) but years of wine and pasta abuse have taken there toll.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • beansnikpohbeansnikpoh Posts: 949
    seanoconn said:

    beansnikpoh said:

    seanoconn said:

    Happy sunny Easter Saturday!

    Hunt for the finest meats and bread are over. Sunbathing beers BBQ

    teddy bear barbecue
    there was a teddy bear he had a barbecue
    invited all his friends there quite a few
    a little fluffy cat and a chimpanzee
    a soldier in a uniform very smart was he
    there was a little owl and parrot to
    gathered all together for the barbecue
    teddy did the cooking burgers in a bun
    everyone was happy having lots of fun
    when the party ended they all went away
    and thanked the little bear for such a lovely day

    Are you trying to counteract the smut?!
    Someone had to try and drag you guys kicking and screaming out of the gutter.

    Plus I couldn’t bring myself to hump, blow, pump or shag any relatives. Maybe my sister 20 years ago(under great duress of course) but years of wine and pasta abuse have taken there toll.
    You're right. Childish behaviour at its low brow worst. Consider me standing looking at my shoes saying "sorrysir, won't doitagainsir".
  • beansnikpohbeansnikpoh Posts: 949
    Turned out nice so it has. Wander down to the beach later I expect. Maybe an ice cream.



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