saturday to excess and beyond

'ning

ride, cafes, forecast looks ok for another bask later, bubbly
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,795
    Gentle run with hounds then off to a point to point without the unclean wife.

    Later is drinks at a neighbours who will let the wife in the garden as long as she has a cross on her to show her virus catching ability
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,106
    tlw1 said:

    Gentle run with hounds then off to a point to point without the unclean wife.

    Later is drinks at a neighbours who will let the wife in the garden as long as she has a cross on her to show her virus catching ability

    Have you painted a cross on your front door?
    ...and what's with this hoighty-toighty horsey horsey stuff?!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,106
    Bit grey meh slightly chilly.

    Might be going up the road to see a cat*. Might not. Must wait.
    If not, grass cutting for my sins.

    *His name is Beans and Beans has suffered trauma and needs a bit of a leg up/confidence.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    ciao

    in bed, bored. feel like muck but that is just weakness leaving the body.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,106
    hoity-toity
    haughty Taughty
    hoighty-toighty

    All acceptable. Funny dat.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,509
    Was sparko by 10, up at 7. Strolled to butcher for tomorrow's paschal lamb. Baker for saffron loaf and cinnamon buns. Candlestick maker fork handles. Went to look at the sea by the harbour. Dodged seagulls, sat on a bench, had a mint tea in a paper cup, and contemplated the day.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,106

    Was sparko by 10, up at 7. Strolled to butcher for tomorrow's paschal lamb. Baker for saffron loaf and cinnamon buns. Candlestick maker fork handles. Went to look at the sea by the harbour. Dodged seagulls, sat on a bench, had a mint tea in a paper cup, and contemplated the day.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPQ3cpn-Unc
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,106
    Alternatively and somewhat better:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fztkUuunI7g
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,106
    Beans:


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,475
    ^He looks a bit of a dude.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,536
    Head off for a pedal up and down and around before warms up fully, get back, watch a bit of P-R Femmes, then sit in the sunshine drinking cold things. Plan.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,536
    How did Beans (the cat one) explain his trauma?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,106
    orraloon said:

    How did Beans (the cat one) explain his trauma?

    I'll ask him.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 57,800
    Bollox to early starts. Even junior had the decency to get up a bit later this morning before headed down the gym. Will check out a new hound walking venue just down the road from us. Then will probably finish off putting that composter thing together which I've been ignoring for a while as work's been busy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,190
    Morning folks slowish start then off t the old dear's for more humping.
    I'm rather achy today due to being feeble and unused to manual labour. At least we'll get fed.
    Onwards and upwards...
  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,509

    Morning folks slowish start then off t the old dear's for more humping.

    😳

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,475

    Morning folks slowish start then off t the old dear's for more humping.

    😳

    That was something I never expected to read on BR.
  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,509
    pinno said:

    Alternatively and somewhat better:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fztkUuunI7g

    😀👍
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,475
    Anyway, off to pump my gran's rear end. Her back tyres have gone soft.
  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,509
    I'm off to blow my great uncle's big horn later.

    He runs an alpine music emporium in Penzance.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,475
    That's a coincidence, I've just been round to see my great uncle, to give him his weekend shag. He does love smoking that pipe.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,297
    Happy sunny Easter Saturday!

    Hunt for the finest meats and bread are over. Sunbathing beers BBQ

    teddy bear barbecue
    there was a teddy bear he had a barbecue
    invited all his friends there quite a few
    a little fluffy cat and a chimpanzee
    a soldier in a uniform very smart was he
    there was a little owl and parrot to
    gathered all together for the barbecue
    teddy did the cooking burgers in a bun
    everyone was happy having lots of fun
    when the party ended they all went away
    and thanked the little bear for such a lovely day
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,326

    I'm off to blow my great uncle's big horn later.

    He runs an alpine music emporium in Penzance.

    a glubalubalum?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,475
    Saturday sure is to excess and beyond
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,326
    pinno said:

    Beans:


    looks comfy, has he agreed to adopt you?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,509
    seanoconn said:

    Happy sunny Easter Saturday!

    Hunt for the finest meats and bread are over. Sunbathing beers BBQ

    teddy bear barbecue
    there was a teddy bear he had a barbecue
    invited all his friends there quite a few
    a little fluffy cat and a chimpanzee
    a soldier in a uniform very smart was he
    there was a little owl and parrot to
    gathered all together for the barbecue
    teddy did the cooking burgers in a bun
    everyone was happy having lots of fun
    when the party ended they all went away
    and thanked the little bear for such a lovely day

    Are you trying to counteract the smut?!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,297
    edited April 2022

    seanoconn said:

    Happy sunny Easter Saturday!

    Hunt for the finest meats and bread are over. Sunbathing beers BBQ

    teddy bear barbecue
    there was a teddy bear he had a barbecue
    invited all his friends there quite a few
    a little fluffy cat and a chimpanzee
    a soldier in a uniform very smart was he
    there was a little owl and parrot to
    gathered all together for the barbecue
    teddy did the cooking burgers in a bun
    everyone was happy having lots of fun
    when the party ended they all went away
    and thanked the little bear for such a lovely day

    Are you trying to counteract the smut?!
    Someone had to try and drag you guys kicking and screaming out of the gutter.

    Plus I couldn’t bring myself to hump, blow, pump or shag any relatives. Maybe my sister 20 years ago(under great duress of course) but years of wine and pasta abuse have taken there toll.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,509
    seanoconn said:

    seanoconn said:

    Happy sunny Easter Saturday!

    Hunt for the finest meats and bread are over. Sunbathing beers BBQ

    teddy bear barbecue
    there was a teddy bear he had a barbecue
    invited all his friends there quite a few
    a little fluffy cat and a chimpanzee
    a soldier in a uniform very smart was he
    there was a little owl and parrot to
    gathered all together for the barbecue
    teddy did the cooking burgers in a bun
    everyone was happy having lots of fun
    when the party ended they all went away
    and thanked the little bear for such a lovely day

    Are you trying to counteract the smut?!
    Someone had to try and drag you guys kicking and screaming out of the gutter.

    Plus I couldn’t bring myself to hump, blow, pump or shag any relatives. Maybe my sister 20 years ago(under great duress of course) but years of wine and pasta abuse have taken there toll.
    You're right. Childish behaviour at its low brow worst. Consider me standing looking at my shoes saying "sorrysir, won't doitagainsir".
  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,509
    Turned out nice so it has. Wander down to the beach later I expect. Maybe an ice cream.



  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,509
    edited April 2022
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