'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.
wolf of wall street ain't got a thing on us.
#youonlyliveonce
Thought so. I've quoted the bits I expected
if this doesn't get me that job at your place nothing will.
i'm even gonna get a bunch of birds with eyes that point in the same direction i'm feeling that flush with wedge.
You're coming to England then?
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
gently put bambini to bed, kiss them on the head and tell them i love them
close their doors with silent click of a daddy bear protecting his cubs
message TDV to see if she has arrived, wish her safe
settle hound down on his bed, make sure he is safe
make sure everyone is snoring, fire crackling, all safe and sound and warm
'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.
gently put bambini to bed, kiss them on the head and tell them i love them
close their doors with silent click of a daddy bear protecting his cubs
message TDV to see if she has arrived, wish her safe
settle hound down on his bed, make sure he is safe
make sure everyone is snoring, fire crackling, all safe and sound and warm
'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.
wolf of wall street ain't got a thing on us.
#youonlyliveonce
#eachMFonlylivesonce
MFs live forever because we're #fuckingbulletproof
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The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
Heard a good story this morning about someone who applied for jobs stating that they were only prepared to work from home. They got 3 offers and was planning on taking up all three and only got rumbled when their former employer got 3 separate reference requests...
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Heard a good story this morning about someone who applied for jobs stating that they were only prepared to work from home. They got 3 offers and was planning on taking up all three and only got rumbled when their former employer got 3 separate reference requests...
tbh, they could just have been waiting to play all 3 against each other for a better contract or, bizarrely, may have looked at the jobs and gone "yeah, i can do those at once"
can't really see whats wrong, tbh.
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The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
Heard a good story this morning about someone who applied for jobs stating that they were only prepared to work from home. They got 3 offers and was planning on taking up all three and only got rumbled when their former employer got 3 separate reference requests...
tbh, they could just have been waiting to play all 3 against each other for a better contract or, bizarrely, may have looked at the jobs and gone "yeah, i can do those at once"
can't really see whats wrong, tbh.
You only ask for the refs after you've accepted the offer and signed the contract, so...
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
any real problem so long as he/she is doing what is required?
I guess so, but the others might get a bit miffed if they found out. You'd have to be pretty bloody good to do 3 jobs at once and not get caught. Unless you work for the local council or something.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
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Do you want to fill an empty seat in the aftermath?
Could you fill the seat?
i'd start running if i were you.
My guests have arrived at the door
catch ya later
tell them its a special tax operation to take their desk space back.
who's desk is this table, see?
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can't really see whats wrong, tbh.
any real problem so long as he/she is doing what is required?
you could easily do 3 junior positions at once.
so whats the problem?
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