monday in the manner of bosch
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You're coming to England then?MattFalle said:
if this doesn't get me that job at your place nothing will.Stevo_666 said:
Thought so. I've quoted the bits I expectedMattFalle said:
red wine
'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.
wolf of wall street ain't got a thing on us.
#youonlyliveonce
i'm even gonna get a bunch of birds with eyes that point in the same direction i'm feeling that flush with wedge.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out
😎😎.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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#eachMFonlylivesonceMattFalle said:hot shower
red wine
dinner with bambini, nice conversation
gently put bambini to bed, kiss them on the head and tell them i love them
close their doors with silent click of a daddy bear protecting his cubs
message TDV to see if she has arrived, wish her safe
settle hound down on his bed, make sure he is safe
make sure everyone is snoring, fire crackling, all safe and sound and warm
'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.
wolf of wall street ain't got a thing on us.
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MFs live forever because we're #fuckingbulletprooftlw1 said:
#eachMFonlylivesonceMattFalle said:hot shower
red wine
dinner with bambini, nice conversation
gently put bambini to bed, kiss them on the head and tell them i love them
close their doors with silent click of a daddy bear protecting his cubs
message TDV to see if she has arrived, wish her safe
settle hound down on his bed, make sure he is safe
make sure everyone is snoring, fire crackling, all safe and sound and warm
'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.
wolf of wall street ain't got a thing on us.
#youonlyliveonce.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Are you being prodded in the direction of an empty seat?tlw1 said:
Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish firstpinno said:
Woss goin' down brother TLW?
Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?
Do you want to fill an empty seat in the aftermath?
Could you fill the seat?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
i think pinno wants you to fill his seat.pinno said:
Are you being prodded in the direction of an empty seat?tlw1 said:
Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish firstpinno said:
Woss goin' down brother TLW?
Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?
Do you want to fill an empty seat in the aftermath?
Could you fill the seat?
i'd start running if i were you..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Right
My guests have arrived at the door
catch ya later.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.MattFalle said:i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out
😎😎
Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion jobtlw1 said:
Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish firstpinno said:
Woss goin' down brother TLW?
Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
No, different departments that I work very close with. Going to be more dangers than opportunitiespinno said:
Are you being prodded in the direction of an empty seat?tlw1 said:
Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish firstpinno said:
Woss goin' down brother TLW?
Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?
Do you want to fill an empty seat in the aftermath?
Could you fill the seat?0 -
You got my application then?Stevo_666 said:
Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.MattFalle said:i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out
😎😎
Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion jobtlw1 said:
Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish firstpinno said:
Woss goin' down brother TLW?
Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?0 -
2 Welsh applications so far...thistle_ said:
You got my application then?Stevo_666 said:
Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.MattFalle said:i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out
😎😎
Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion jobtlw1 said:
Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish firstpinno said:
Woss goin' down brother TLW?
Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Well it is an international companyStevo_666 said:
2 Welsh applications so far...thistle_ said:
You got my application then?Stevo_666 said:
Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.MattFalle said:i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out
😎😎
Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion jobtlw1 said:
Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish firstpinno said:
Woss goin' down brother TLW?
Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?0 -
We're very inclusive, I've even got a Russian minion on the team. Might have to draw the line at Scotland though.tlw1 said:
Well it is an international companyStevo_666 said:
2 Welsh applications so far...thistle_ said:
You got my application then?Stevo_666 said:
Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.MattFalle said:i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out
😎😎
Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion jobtlw1 said:
Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish firstpinno said:
Woss goin' down brother TLW?
Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
they can get thefuck out.Stevo_666 said:
We're very inclusive, I've even got a Russian minion on the team. Might have to draw the line at Scotland though.tlw1 said:
Well it is an international companyStevo_666 said:
2 Welsh applications so far...thistle_ said:
You got my application then?Stevo_666 said:
Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.MattFalle said:i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out
😎😎
Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion jobtlw1 said:
Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish firstpinno said:
Woss goin' down brother TLW?
Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?
tell them its a special tax operation to take their desk space back..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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got to bring some class and style to the placeStevo_666 said:
2 Welsh applications so far...thistle_ said:
You got my application then?Stevo_666 said:
Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.MattFalle said:i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out
😎😎
Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion jobtlw1 said:
Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish firstpinno said:
Woss goin' down brother TLW?
Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?
who's desk is this table, see?.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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India and Poland are getting a bit pricey these days, so....MattFalle said:
got to bring some class and style to the placeStevo_666 said:
2 Welsh applications so far...thistle_ said:
You got my application then?Stevo_666 said:
Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.MattFalle said:i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out
😎😎
Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion jobtlw1 said:
Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish firstpinno said:
Woss goin' down brother TLW?
Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?
who's desk is this table, see?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Can't be worse than this place surely. Anything I should apply for? Can I work from home?tlw1 said:
No, different departments that I work very close with. Going to be more dangers than opportunitiespinno said:
Are you being prodded in the direction of an empty seat?tlw1 said:
Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish firstpinno said:
Woss goin' down brother TLW?
Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?
Do you want to fill an empty seat in the aftermath?
Could you fill the seat?0 -
I got asked the other week if I'd consider moving to a different department. Frying pan and fire came to mindtlw1 said:
No, different departments that I work very close with. Going to be more dangers than opportunitiespinno said:
Are you being prodded in the direction of an empty seat?tlw1 said:
Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish firstpinno said:
Woss goin' down brother TLW?
Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?
Do you want to fill an empty seat in the aftermath?
Could you fill the seat?
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Heard a good story this morning about someone who applied for jobs stating that they were only prepared to work from home. They got 3 offers and was planning on taking up all three and only got rumbled when their former employer got 3 separate reference requests..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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tbh, they could just have been waiting to play all 3 against each other for a better contract or, bizarrely, may have looked at the jobs and gone "yeah, i can do those at once"Stevo_666 said:Heard a good story this morning about someone who applied for jobs stating that they were only prepared to work from home. They got 3 offers and was planning on taking up all three and only got rumbled when their former employer got 3 separate reference requests...
can't really see whats wrong, tbh..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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You only ask for the refs after you've accepted the offer and signed the contract, so...MattFalle said:
tbh, they could just have been waiting to play all 3 against each other for a better contract or, bizarrely, may have looked at the jobs and gone "yeah, i can do those at once"Stevo_666 said:Heard a good story this morning about someone who applied for jobs stating that they were only prepared to work from home. They got 3 offers and was planning on taking up all three and only got rumbled when their former employer got 3 separate reference requests...
can't really see whats wrong, tbh."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
so plan 'b' then.
any real problem so long as he/she is doing what is required?.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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if you look at it, without blowing smoke up yourarse, you're pretty damn good at what ypu do.
you could easily do 3 junior positions at once.
so whats the problem?.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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I guess so, but the others might get a bit miffed if they found out. You'd have to be pretty bloody good to do 3 jobs at once and not get caught. Unless you work for the local council or something.MattFalle said:so plan 'b' then.
any real problem so long as he/she is doing what is required?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
[Just emptying frikkin draft folder]
No cats were hurt in the making of this draft.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
