monday in the manner of bosch

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,381
    MattFalle said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:


    red wine

    'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.

    wolf of wall street ain't got a thing on us.

    #youonlyliveonce

    Thought so. I've quoted the bits I expected :smiley:
    if this doesn't get me that job at your place nothing will.

    i'm even gonna get a bunch of birds with eyes that point in the same direction i'm feeling that flush with wedge.
    You're coming to England then? :p
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out

    😎😎
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,306
    MattFalle said:

    i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out

    😎😎

    You'll have to fill me in on that one 'cos I ain't seen or heard nuffin'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,857
    MattFalle said:

    hot shower

    red wine

    dinner with bambini, nice conversation

    gently put bambini to bed, kiss them on the head and tell them i love them

    close their doors with silent click of a daddy bear protecting his cubs

    message TDV to see if she has arrived, wish her safe

    settle hound down on his bed, make sure he is safe

    make sure everyone is snoring, fire crackling, all safe and sound and warm

    'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.

    wolf of wall street ain't got a thing on us.

    #youonlyliveonce

    #eachMFonlylivesonce
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,857
    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    tlw1 said:

    MattFalle said:

    hot shower

    red wine

    dinner with bambini, nice conversation

    gently put bambini to bed, kiss them on the head and tell them i love them

    close their doors with silent click of a daddy bear protecting his cubs

    message TDV to see if she has arrived, wish her safe

    settle hound down on his bed, make sure he is safe

    make sure everyone is snoring, fire crackling, all safe and sound and warm

    'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.

    wolf of wall street ain't got a thing on us.

    #youonlyliveonce

    #eachMFonlylivesonce
    MFs live forever because we're #fuckingbulletproof
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,306
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
    Are you being prodded in the direction of an empty seat?
    Do you want to fill an empty seat in the aftermath?
    Could you fill the seat?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
    Are you being prodded in the direction of an empty seat?
    Do you want to fill an empty seat in the aftermath?
    Could you fill the seat?
    i think pinno wants you to fill his seat.

    i'd start running if i were you.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited March 2022
    Right

    My guests have arrived at the door

    catch ya later
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,381
    MattFalle said:

    i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out

    😎😎

    Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
    Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion job :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,857
    pinno said:

    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
    Are you being prodded in the direction of an empty seat?
    Do you want to fill an empty seat in the aftermath?
    Could you fill the seat?
    No, different departments that I work very close with. Going to be more dangers than opportunities
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,140
    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out

    😎😎

    Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
    Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion job :)
    You got my application then?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,381
    thistle_ said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out

    😎😎

    Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
    Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion job :)
    You got my application then?
    2 Welsh applications so far...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,857
    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out

    😎😎

    Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
    Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion job :)
    You got my application then?
    2 Welsh applications so far...
    Well it is an international company
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,381
    tlw1 said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out

    😎😎

    Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
    Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion job :)
    You got my application then?
    2 Welsh applications so far...
    Well it is an international company
    We're very inclusive, I've even got a Russian minion on the team. Might have to draw the line at Scotland though.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Stevo_666 said:

    tlw1 said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out

    😎😎

    Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
    Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion job :)
    You got my application then?
    2 Welsh applications so far...
    Well it is an international company
    We're very inclusive, I've even got a Russian minion on the team. Might have to draw the line at Scotland though.
    they can get thefuck out.

    tell them its a special tax operation to take their desk space back.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out

    😎😎

    Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
    Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion job :)
    You got my application then?
    2 Welsh applications so far...
    got to bring some class and style to the place

    who's desk is this table, see?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,381
    MattFalle said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    i'm not that desperate yet but life can always go downhill, as mad vlad is finding out

    😎😎

    Fair enough, we are tough on illegal immigrants.
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
    Looks like MF has some competition for my vacant minion job :)
    You got my application then?
    2 Welsh applications so far...
    got to bring some class and style to the place

    who's desk is this table, see?
    India and Poland are getting a bit pricey these days, so....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,289
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:

    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
    Are you being prodded in the direction of an empty seat?
    Do you want to fill an empty seat in the aftermath?
    Could you fill the seat?
    No, different departments that I work very close with. Going to be more dangers than opportunities
    Can't be worse than this place surely. Anything I should apply for? Can I work from home?
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,140
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:

    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:



    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    Mass corporate horlex, with the good guys resigning and me thinking I should polish my CV then thinking I should actually have a CV to polish first
    Are you being prodded in the direction of an empty seat?
    Do you want to fill an empty seat in the aftermath?
    Could you fill the seat?
    No, different departments that I work very close with. Going to be more dangers than opportunities
    I got asked the other week if I'd consider moving to a different department. Frying pan and fire came to mind :D
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,381
    Heard a good story this morning about someone who applied for jobs stating that they were only prepared to work from home. They got 3 offers and was planning on taking up all three and only got rumbled when their former employer got 3 separate reference requests...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Stevo_666 said:

    Heard a good story this morning about someone who applied for jobs stating that they were only prepared to work from home. They got 3 offers and was planning on taking up all three and only got rumbled when their former employer got 3 separate reference requests...

    tbh, they could just have been waiting to play all 3 against each other for a better contract or, bizarrely, may have looked at the jobs and gone "yeah, i can do those at once"

    can't really see whats wrong, tbh.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,381
    MattFalle said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Heard a good story this morning about someone who applied for jobs stating that they were only prepared to work from home. They got 3 offers and was planning on taking up all three and only got rumbled when their former employer got 3 separate reference requests...

    tbh, they could just have been waiting to play all 3 against each other for a better contract or, bizarrely, may have looked at the jobs and gone "yeah, i can do those at once"

    can't really see whats wrong, tbh.
    You only ask for the refs after you've accepted the offer and signed the contract, so...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    so plan 'b' then.

    any real problem so long as he/she is doing what is required?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited March 2022
    if you look at it, without blowing smoke up yourarse, you're pretty damn good at what ypu do.

    you could easily do 3 junior positions at once.

    so whats the problem?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,381
    edited March 2022
    MattFalle said:

    so plan 'b' then.

    any real problem so long as he/she is doing what is required?

    I guess so, but the others might get a bit miffed if they found out. You'd have to be pretty bloody good to do 3 jobs at once and not get caught. Unless you work for the local council or something.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,306
    [Just emptying frikkin draft folder]

    No cats were hurt in the making of this draft.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!