monday in the manner of bosch

'ning

rather nippy

cafe, early into gmc for long webex with lands of sands, bail, laze
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,790
    Walk hounds, toxic work stuff, swim and then a gentle run
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,038
    edited March 2022
    Is that as in Bosch cordless drill or Bosch Bosch?

    Not quite as sunny nor crispy frosty today but there's no breeze.

    Today will be mowstly car fettling/headliner marathon job. If I get the right adhesive at least.

    #middleo'nowhere

    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's ass?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,275
    Who’s beansprout going to upset today?? I preferred peas bin honk but fine, whatever.

    Interesting weekend, this sums up mrs seano’s current mental state


    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,303
    pinno said:

    Is that as in Bosch cordless drill or Bosch Bosch?

    Not quite as sunny nor crispy frosty today but there's no breeze.

    Today will be mowstly car fettling/headliner marathon job. If I get the right adhesive at least.

    #middleo'nowhere

    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    h.bosch, who did the garden of earthly delights depicting putin in the righthand panel
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,084
    pinno said:

    Is that as in Bosch cordless drill or Bosch Bosch?

    Bish bash Bosch.

    Morning

    Nice dry ride to work, got to make the most of the not terrible weather.

  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,500
    seanoconn said:

    Who’s beansprout going to upset today?? I preferred peas bin honk but fine, whatever.

    Interesting weekend, this sums up mrs seano’s current mental state


    Aw, I didn't mean to upset jgti by pointing out his outbuildings. ;)

    Beansprout or Peas Bin-Honk. Either is good.

    We're having all sorts of "fun" with the Boy, so Mrs H3 has a similar mental state to Mrs Seano.
  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,500
    sungod said:

    pinno said:

    Is that as in Bosch cordless drill or Bosch Bosch?

    Not quite as sunny nor crispy frosty today but there's no breeze.

    Today will be mowstly car fettling/headliner marathon job. If I get the right adhesive at least.

    #middleo'nowhere

    Woss goin' down brother TLW?
    Do you need me to cap somebody's censored ?

    h.bosch, who did the garden of earthly delights depicting putin in the righthand panel
    What's going on here?


  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,513
    That's an Ingerlaannd 'fan' on the way to invading Wembalee.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,513
    Non work work Monday. Sun glimmering and dry. Get on with sorting out The Stuff pre The Move vs ride the bike? Tbd.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,038
    There's the Ukrainian flag if you look closely:


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,038
    seanoconn said:

    Who’s beansprout going to upset today?? I preferred peas bin honk but fine, whatever.

    Interesting weekend, this sums up mrs seano’s current mental state


    Well you would keep harassing her for sex all the time.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,038


    Beansprout or Peas Bin-Honk. Either is good.

    Khan; pea snob.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,500
    spank hoe bin?
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,455
    he's a pink nob?
  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,500
    masjer said:

    he's a pink nob?

    :)
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,455
    ^ Probably my best work of the day!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,275
    masjer said:

    ^ Probably my best work of the day!

    If only your weren’t disqualified for illegal use of an apostrophe.

    Hard lines.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,455
    seanoconn said:

    masjer said:

    ^ Probably my best work of the day!

    If only your weren’t disqualified for illegal use of an apostrophe.

    Hard lines.
    This is a tough crowd.
    Haven't you sneaked an extra r in there? :)
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,275
    Fairly comprehensible for me to be fair.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,038
    One headliner. Ta da!


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,038
    Ooh looky, missed the cut out of one of the grab handle holes...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,038
    edited March 2022
    Meanwhile, called the double glazing bloke to ask why he hadn't turned up when he said he would and he said that he was 'a man down'.
    I said 'did he fall off a ladder?'

    He said he might make it 'late afternoon' and I asked if that would be sometime in July.

    [Edited 'cos of a misplaced apostrophe. Phew - that was close].
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 57,727
    Afternoon All,

    WFH and have been enjoying the sun on my face through the man cave window for possible the first time since we moved in. Still chilly though. Have been dealing with Russian related shizzle on the work front, bit of a pain.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    tired. v tired. too old for thisshit.

    tdv has flown out, house nicely quiet, will await her return with my bags packed and we'll pass at the door.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 57,727
    MattFalle said:

    tired. v tired. too old for thisshit.

    tdv has flown out, house nicely quiet, will await her return with my bags packed and we'll pass at the door.

    So what's on the cards tonight then MF?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited March 2022
    hot shower

    red wine

    dinner with bambini, nice conversation

    gently put bambini to bed, kiss them on the head and tell them i love them

    close their doors with silent click of a daddy bear protecting his cubs

    message TDV to see if she has arrived, wish her safe

    settle hound down on his bed, make sure he is safe

    make sure everyone is snoring, fire crackling, all safe and sound and warm

    'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.

    wolf of wall street ain't got a thing on us.

    #youonlyliveonce
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 57,727
    MattFalle said:


    red wine

    'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.

    wolf of wall street ain't got a thing on us.

    #youonlyliveonce

    Thought so. I've quoted the bits I expected :smiley:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,275
    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:


    red wine

    'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.

    wolf of wall street ain't got a thing on us.

    #youonlyliveonce

    Thought so. I've quoted the bits I expected :smiley:
    I expected w@nking but “chop it out on ho’s norks.” Might be the same 🤷‍♂️
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:


    red wine

    'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.

    wolf of wall street ain't got a thing on us.

    #youonlyliveonce

    Thought so. I've quoted the bits I expected :smiley:
    if this doesn't get me that job at your place nothing will.

    i'm even gonna get a bunch of birds with eyes that point in the same direction i'm feeling that flush with wedge.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 57,727
    seanoconn said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:


    red wine

    'phone dealer, blow mortgage for the month money, phone ho's, blow next month's mortgage money, go downstairs to internal flat, chop it out on ho's norks, put on Pitch Perfect, open grappa and get fuckingmashed out of our heads beyond belief.

    wolf of wall street ain't got a thing on us.

    #youonlyliveonce

    Thought so. I've quoted the bits I expected :smiley:
    I expected w@nking
    That's a given, surely?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]