Monday may be a write off
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I guess you're in the other garage MF, as you're not in here...if I'd known I would have got an extra coffee in from the local caff.MattFalle said:
its actually v tempting on both counts. as i'm currently staying at Stevo's it means i won't have to buy any booze either.Stevo_666 said:
Just use the covid excuse - 'We're not having anyone round this year as it's sooooo dangerous with this Omicron lergy going around'. Ideal way of telling family do do one for another year. Then invite all of us round for a p1$$ up.MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Anyhow, have some more Carol.
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Sometimes I'm glad that I'm an only childoxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
also the lovely carol
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
In other news, I found my bottle of 16 yo Lagavulin which Mrs. 666 had manage to misplace while unpacking. Need to make a dent in that over Christmas.pinno said:What's on offer, a fine selection of single Malts or MD20/20?
Surprised TLW hasn't got home brew and a distillery in his basement."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
TDV has already instructed that I am to leave the room anytime his natural dickheadishness arises.oxoman said:
Seeing as he's your brother give a slap. I did mine and it worked for a while.MattFalle said:
i reckon mine will take for sheer unadulterated arrogant selfishness.oxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
this is the lad who christmas before last sat in the front room of my new rather posh house drinking my champagne in front of my open fire while the bambini doted on him for some reason with my wife cooking a full Christmas lunch for him to shove down his fat stupid face confirming his feelings that I hadn't actually done very well and needed to work harder.
utter dkhead.
Looks like I'll be spending the whole of Christmas walking the hound, which, tbh, actually sounds quite a good option.
He's just a total dkhead.
This is the lad who, in front of the bambini, turned to me and told me that although my children were cute, they weren't as cool as his mates kids and why couldn't they be more like them?
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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mec, seriously - I can honestly, honestly see the joy in not having to suffer my brother.Stevo_666 said:.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Could you apply your 'smash with a hammer, set on fire and trebuchet into the neighbours garden' to him?MattFalle said:
mec, seriously - I can honestly, honestly see the joy in not having to suffer my brother.Stevo_666 said:
I go by the old saying that friends are the family you choose "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
You need to don some Rapha clothing whilst drinking coffee from your Rapha coffee making machine from Rocket espresso's of Milan.MattFalle said:
TDV has already instructed that I am to leave the room anytime his natural dickheadishness arises.oxoman said:
Seeing as he's your brother give a slap. I did mine and it worked for a while.MattFalle said:
i reckon mine will take for sheer unadulterated arrogant selfishness.oxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
this is the lad who christmas before last sat in the front room of my new rather posh house drinking my champagne in front of my open fire while the bambini doted on him for some reason with my wife cooking a full Christmas lunch for him to shove down his fat stupid face confirming his feelings that I hadn't actually done very well and needed to work harder.
utter dkhead.
Looks like I'll be spending the whole of Christmas walking the hound, which, tbh, actually sounds quite a good option.
He's just a total dkhead.
This is the lad who, in front of the bambini, turned to me and told me that although my children were cute, they weren't as cool as his mates kids and why couldn't they be more like them?
That'll impress him.
Did you tell him that MSF don't pay?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
i generally just stand there agog at him shaking my head in bewildermentpinno said:
You need to don some Rapha clothing whilst drinking coffee from your Rapha coffee making machine from Rocket espresso's of Milan.MattFalle said:
TDV has already instructed that I am to leave the room anytime his natural dickheadishness arises.oxoman said:
Seeing as he's your brother give a slap. I did mine and it worked for a while.MattFalle said:
i reckon mine will take for sheer unadulterated arrogant selfishness.oxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
this is the lad who christmas before last sat in the front room of my new rather posh house drinking my champagne in front of my open fire while the bambini doted on him for some reason with my wife cooking a full Christmas lunch for him to shove down his fat stupid face confirming his feelings that I hadn't actually done very well and needed to work harder.
utter dkhead.
Looks like I'll be spending the whole of Christmas walking the hound, which, tbh, actually sounds quite a good option.
He's just a total dkhead.
This is the lad who, in front of the bambini, turned to me and told me that although my children were cute, they weren't as cool as his mates kids and why couldn't they be more like them?
That'll impress him.
Did you tell him that MSF don't pay?.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Tbh, i'm waiting to hear his reaction when i tell him i don't use the M4 as I prefer scuttling around in the Aygo.pinno said:
You need to don some Rapha clothing whilst drinking coffee from your Rapha coffee making machine from Rocket espresso's of Milan.MattFalle said:
TDV has already instructed that I am to leave the room anytime his natural dickheadishness arises.oxoman said:
Seeing as he's your brother give a slap. I did mine and it worked for a while.MattFalle said:
i reckon mine will take for sheer unadulterated arrogant selfishness.oxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
this is the lad who christmas before last sat in the front room of my new rather posh house drinking my champagne in front of my open fire while the bambini doted on him for some reason with my wife cooking a full Christmas lunch for him to shove down his fat stupid face confirming his feelings that I hadn't actually done very well and needed to work harder.
utter dkhead.
Looks like I'll be spending the whole of Christmas walking the hound, which, tbh, actually sounds quite a good option.
He's just a total dkhead.
This is the lad who, in front of the bambini, turned to me and told me that although my children were cute, they weren't as cool as his mates kids and why couldn't they be more like them?
That'll impress him.
Did you tell him that MSF don't pay?.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Go the opposite way. Serve up utter, utter shit so he doesn't come back.pinno said:
You need to don some Rapha clothing whilst drinking coffee from your Rapha coffee making machine from Rocket espresso's of Milan.MattFalle said:
TDV has already instructed that I am to leave the room anytime his natural dickheadishness arises.oxoman said:
Seeing as he's your brother give a slap. I did mine and it worked for a while.MattFalle said:
i reckon mine will take for sheer unadulterated arrogant selfishness.oxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
this is the lad who christmas before last sat in the front room of my new rather posh house drinking my champagne in front of my open fire while the bambini doted on him for some reason with my wife cooking a full Christmas lunch for him to shove down his fat stupid face confirming his feelings that I hadn't actually done very well and needed to work harder.
utter dkhead.
Looks like I'll be spending the whole of Christmas walking the hound, which, tbh, actually sounds quite a good option.
He's just a total dkhead.
This is the lad who, in front of the bambini, turned to me and told me that although my children were cute, they weren't as cool as his mates kids and why couldn't they be more like them?
That'll impress him.
Did you tell him that MSF don't pay?
Have a proper dinner after he makes his excuses.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Can't you get a takeaway lunch and fire?MattFalle said:Ciao
Bambini sitting today so nicely chilled, spot of doing nothing followed by 20 mins turbo warm up and a gym sesh, then may drag them up for a pub lunch in front of an open fire if i fancy risking the plague........
Much safer.0 -
i actually like that idea.pblakeney said:
Go the opposite way. Serve up utter, utter censored so he doesn't come back.pinno said:
You need to don some Rapha clothing whilst drinking coffee from your Rapha coffee making machine from Rocket espresso's of Milan.MattFalle said:
TDV has already instructed that I am to leave the room anytime his natural dickheadishness arises.oxoman said:
Seeing as he's your brother give a slap. I did mine and it worked for a while.MattFalle said:
i reckon mine will take for sheer unadulterated arrogant selfishness.oxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
this is the lad who christmas before last sat in the front room of my new rather posh house drinking my champagne in front of my open fire while the bambini doted on him for some reason with my wife cooking a full Christmas lunch for him to shove down his fat stupid face confirming his feelings that I hadn't actually done very well and needed to work harder.
utter dkhead.
Looks like I'll be spending the whole of Christmas walking the hound, which, tbh, actually sounds quite a good option.
He's just a total dkhead.
This is the lad who, in front of the bambini, turned to me and told me that although my children were cute, they weren't as cool as his mates kids and why couldn't they be more like them?
That'll impress him.
Did you tell him that MSF don't pay?
Have a proper dinner after he makes his excuses.
"what flavour dinner brother?"
"errr, what do you mean?"
"well, we got all flavours: chicken and mushroom, curry, beef and tomato and, as its Christmas, Bombay Bad Boy. Waddya fancy".
its almost worth doing..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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see if he'll take the bangalore torpedoMattFalle said:
i actually like that idea.pblakeney said:
Go the opposite way. Serve up utter, utter censored so he doesn't come back.pinno said:
You need to don some Rapha clothing whilst drinking coffee from your Rapha coffee making machine from Rocket espresso's of Milan.MattFalle said:
TDV has already instructed that I am to leave the room anytime his natural dickheadishness arises.oxoman said:
Seeing as he's your brother give a slap. I did mine and it worked for a while.MattFalle said:
i reckon mine will take for sheer unadulterated arrogant selfishness.oxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
this is the lad who christmas before last sat in the front room of my new rather posh house drinking my champagne in front of my open fire while the bambini doted on him for some reason with my wife cooking a full Christmas lunch for him to shove down his fat stupid face confirming his feelings that I hadn't actually done very well and needed to work harder.
utter dkhead.
Looks like I'll be spending the whole of Christmas walking the hound, which, tbh, actually sounds quite a good option.
He's just a total dkhead.
This is the lad who, in front of the bambini, turned to me and told me that although my children were cute, they weren't as cool as his mates kids and why couldn't they be more like them?
That'll impress him.
Did you tell him that MSF don't pay?
Have a proper dinner after he makes his excuses.
"what flavour dinner brother?"
"errr, what do you mean?"
"well, we got all flavours: chicken and mushroom, curry, beef and tomato and, as its Christmas, Bombay Bad Boy. Waddya fancy".
its almost worth doing.my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
Followed by 'Colonic irrigation' - Goat Vindaloo ?
(with lentils)seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
i hope that's not a euphimism as we really, really, really aren't that kinda family.sungod said:
see if he'll take the bangalore torpedoMattFalle said:
i actually like that idea.pblakeney said:
Go the opposite way. Serve up utter, utter censored so he doesn't come back.pinno said:
You need to don some Rapha clothing whilst drinking coffee from your Rapha coffee making machine from Rocket espresso's of Milan.MattFalle said:
TDV has already instructed that I am to leave the room anytime his natural dickheadishness arises.oxoman said:
Seeing as he's your brother give a slap. I did mine and it worked for a while.MattFalle said:
i reckon mine will take for sheer unadulterated arrogant selfishness.oxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
this is the lad who christmas before last sat in the front room of my new rather posh house drinking my champagne in front of my open fire while the bambini doted on him for some reason with my wife cooking a full Christmas lunch for him to shove down his fat stupid face confirming his feelings that I hadn't actually done very well and needed to work harder.
utter dkhead.
Looks like I'll be spending the whole of Christmas walking the hound, which, tbh, actually sounds quite a good option.
He's just a total dkhead.
This is the lad who, in front of the bambini, turned to me and told me that although my children were cute, they weren't as cool as his mates kids and why couldn't they be more like them?
That'll impress him.
Did you tell him that MSF don't pay?
Have a proper dinner after he makes his excuses.
"what flavour dinner brother?"
"errr, what do you mean?"
"well, we got all flavours: chicken and mushroom, curry, beef and tomato and, as its Christmas, Bombay Bad Boy. Waddya fancy".
its almost worth doing..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Sure but it's a bit like a nuclear deterrent - it's there and potentially you can use them.MattFalle said:
i hope that's not a euphimism as we really, really, really aren't that kinda family.sungod said:
see if he'll take the bangalore torpedoMattFalle said:
i actually like that idea.pblakeney said:
Go the opposite way. Serve up utter, utter censored so he doesn't come back.pinno said:
You need to don some Rapha clothing whilst drinking coffee from your Rapha coffee making machine from Rocket espresso's of Milan.MattFalle said:
TDV has already instructed that I am to leave the room anytime his natural dickheadishness arises.oxoman said:
Seeing as he's your brother give a slap. I did mine and it worked for a while.MattFalle said:
i reckon mine will take for sheer unadulterated arrogant selfishness.oxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
this is the lad who christmas before last sat in the front room of my new rather posh house drinking my champagne in front of my open fire while the bambini doted on him for some reason with my wife cooking a full Christmas lunch for him to shove down his fat stupid face confirming his feelings that I hadn't actually done very well and needed to work harder.
utter dkhead.
Looks like I'll be spending the whole of Christmas walking the hound, which, tbh, actually sounds quite a good option.
He's just a total dkhead.
This is the lad who, in front of the bambini, turned to me and told me that although my children were cute, they weren't as cool as his mates kids and why couldn't they be more like them?
That'll impress him.
Did you tell him that MSF don't pay?
Have a proper dinner after he makes his excuses.
"what flavour dinner brother?"
"errr, what do you mean?"
"well, we got all flavours: chicken and mushroom, curry, beef and tomato and, as its Christmas, Bombay Bad Boy. Waddya fancy".
its almost worth doing.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Late to the party but have to ask, MF, how have you been lumbered with him? I’ve got three brothers (I’m the eldest). Next one to me was a proper thug growing up, about as different to me as could be. Didn’t talk to him for the first 4 years after getting divorced because his daughter’s birthday party coincided with the day I moved darn sarf and he the told me I was selfish for staying at my parents place when I went up north to visit my daughters. Irony there is when him and his mental wife split up, not only did he move into my parents place, he also fleeced them of my dad’s retirement lump sum while he was out of work. He’s ended up being a bigwig on various building sites in the Middle East, earning big bucks. But his new partner and daughter live in South Africa so he can’t see them at Xmas. No sympathy from me - he’s made his choices and one of those choices was to chase the big pay packets. It’s been a year since he last saw them.
Next brother is OK, best of the bunch. Senior paramedic, masters in paramedic science, hooked up with a cardiac care nurse. So surprising that they’re anti-vaxxers and tried to convince my folks to not get the jab. Full on social media presence with wonderful family pictures constantly being posted.
Youngest is a desk jockey for the NHS, golf club member, living the dream and constantly going out and posting selfies using his selfie stick. Spoiled rotten.
Haven’t seen them at Xmas for over 10 years and don’t miss them.0 -
He's flying in, parents have flown, our crib has bambini and is big enough to swallow whole shebang and still have lots of escape space/breathing space.
so we're stuck, yet again, with doing everything.
hey ho, they're all still alive and well and tgat's the main thing. I can just pent it all up and #wankitout on Boxing Day.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Vegetarian Christmas dinner is the way to go. We once made the mistake of going round to a good (veggie) friend of the OH for Christmas many moons ago who served up nut roast. Utter shyte, we never went back.MattFalle said:
i actually like that idea.pblakeney said:
Go the opposite way. Serve up utter, utter censored so he doesn't come back.pinno said:
You need to don some Rapha clothing whilst drinking coffee from your Rapha coffee making machine from Rocket espresso's of Milan.MattFalle said:
TDV has already instructed that I am to leave the room anytime his natural dickheadishness arises.oxoman said:
Seeing as he's your brother give a slap. I did mine and it worked for a while.MattFalle said:
i reckon mine will take for sheer unadulterated arrogant selfishness.oxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
this is the lad who christmas before last sat in the front room of my new rather posh house drinking my champagne in front of my open fire while the bambini doted on him for some reason with my wife cooking a full Christmas lunch for him to shove down his fat stupid face confirming his feelings that I hadn't actually done very well and needed to work harder.
utter dkhead.
Looks like I'll be spending the whole of Christmas walking the hound, which, tbh, actually sounds quite a good option.
He's just a total dkhead.
This is the lad who, in front of the bambini, turned to me and told me that although my children were cute, they weren't as cool as his mates kids and why couldn't they be more like them?
That'll impress him.
Did you tell him that MSF don't pay?
Have a proper dinner after he makes his excuses.
"what flavour dinner brother?"
"errr, what do you mean?"
"well, we got all flavours: chicken and mushroom, curry, beef and tomato and, as its Christmas, Bombay Bad Boy. Waddya fancy".
its almost worth doing."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Did you remember to tell him you've moved house...MattFalle said:He's flying in, parents have flown, our crib has bambini and is big enough to swallow whole shebang and still have lots of escape space/breathing space.
so we're stuck, yet again, with doing everything.
hey ho, they're all still alive and well and tgat's the main thing. I can just pent it all up and #wankitout on Boxing Day
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oh phuck. that sounds hideous.Stevo_666 said:
Vegetarian Christmas dinner is the way to go. We once made the mistake of going round to a good (veggie) friend of the OH for Christmas many moons ago who served up nut roast. Utter shyte, we never went back.MattFalle said:
i actually like that idea.pblakeney said:
Go the opposite way. Serve up utter, utter censored so he doesn't come back.pinno said:
You need to don some Rapha clothing whilst drinking coffee from your Rapha coffee making machine from Rocket espresso's of Milan.MattFalle said:
TDV has already instructed that I am to leave the room anytime his natural dickheadishness arises.oxoman said:
Seeing as he's your brother give a slap. I did mine and it worked for a while.MattFalle said:
i reckon mine will take for sheer unadulterated arrogant selfishness.oxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
this is the lad who christmas before last sat in the front room of my new rather posh house drinking my champagne in front of my open fire while the bambini doted on him for some reason with my wife cooking a full Christmas lunch for him to shove down his fat stupid face confirming his feelings that I hadn't actually done very well and needed to work harder.
utter dkhead.
Looks like I'll be spending the whole of Christmas walking the hound, which, tbh, actually sounds quite a good option.
He's just a total dkhead.
This is the lad who, in front of the bambini, turned to me and told me that although my children were cute, they weren't as cool as his mates kids and why couldn't they be more like them?
That'll impress him.
Did you tell him that MSF don't pay?
Have a proper dinner after he makes his excuses.
"what flavour dinner brother?"
"errr, what do you mean?"
"well, we got all flavours: chicken and mushroom, curry, beef and tomato and, as its Christmas, Bombay Bad Boy. Waddya fancy".
its almost worth doing.
why would they do that?
TDV has been trying to pollute our diet with more veggie based dishes (yesterday's lunch was a random selection of sauteed cabbage with nuts and stuff). It drew short shrift from me and the bambini.
sounds like they ruined a perffectly good Christmas lunch there. any piccies of her norks to illustrate the story?.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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They're veggie, but the sort of veggie who won't cook meat for carnivorous visitors. which is a cr@pp excuse as we're perfectly happy to give them rabbit food when they visit. When we ate out while with them I made a point of ordering the biggest **** off steak on the menuMattFalle said:
oh phuck. that sounds hideous.Stevo_666 said:
Vegetarian Christmas dinner is the way to go. We once made the mistake of going round to a good (veggie) friend of the OH for Christmas many moons ago who served up nut roast. Utter shyte, we never went back.MattFalle said:
i actually like that idea.pblakeney said:
Go the opposite way. Serve up utter, utter censored so he doesn't come back.pinno said:
You need to don some Rapha clothing whilst drinking coffee from your Rapha coffee making machine from Rocket espresso's of Milan.MattFalle said:
TDV has already instructed that I am to leave the room anytime his natural dickheadishness arises.oxoman said:
Seeing as he's your brother give a slap. I did mine and it worked for a while.MattFalle said:
i reckon mine will take for sheer unadulterated arrogant selfishness.oxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
this is the lad who christmas before last sat in the front room of my new rather posh house drinking my champagne in front of my open fire while the bambini doted on him for some reason with my wife cooking a full Christmas lunch for him to shove down his fat stupid face confirming his feelings that I hadn't actually done very well and needed to work harder.
utter dkhead.
Looks like I'll be spending the whole of Christmas walking the hound, which, tbh, actually sounds quite a good option.
He's just a total dkhead.
This is the lad who, in front of the bambini, turned to me and told me that although my children were cute, they weren't as cool as his mates kids and why couldn't they be more like them?
That'll impress him.
Did you tell him that MSF don't pay?
Have a proper dinner after he makes his excuses.
"what flavour dinner brother?"
"errr, what do you mean?"
"well, we got all flavours: chicken and mushroom, curry, beef and tomato and, as its Christmas, Bombay Bad Boy. Waddya fancy".
its almost worth doing.
why would they do that?
TDV has been trying to pollute our diet with more veggie based dishes (yesterday's lunch was a random selection of sauteed cabbage with nuts and stuff). It drew short shrift from me and the bambini.
sounds like they ruined a perffectly good Christmas lunch there. any piccies of her norks to illustrate the story? "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
A takeaway fire? Now theres a sector of the market yet to be corneredthistle_ said:
Can't you get a takeaway lunch and fire?MattFalle said:Ciao
Bambini sitting today so nicely chilled, spot of doing nothing followed by 20 mins turbo warm up and a gym sesh, then may drag them up for a pub lunch in front of an open fire if i fancy risking the plague........
Much safer.0 -
what? like a blowtorch? or a Calor gas heater?step83 said:
A takeaway fire? Now theres a sector of the market yet to be corneredthistle_ said:
Can't you get a takeaway lunch and fire?MattFalle said:Ciao
Bambini sitting today so nicely chilled, spot of doing nothing followed by 20 mins turbo warm up and a gym sesh, then may drag them up for a pub lunch in front of an open fire if i fancy risking the plague........
Much safer..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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tbh, that's just rude.Stevo_666 said:
They're veggie, but the sort of veggie who won't cook meat for carnivorous visitors. which is a cr@pp excuse as we're perfectly happy to give them rabbit food when they visit. When we ate out while with them I made a point of ordering the biggest **** off steak on the menuMattFalle said:
oh phuck. that sounds hideous.Stevo_666 said:
Vegetarian Christmas dinner is the way to go. We once made the mistake of going round to a good (veggie) friend of the OH for Christmas many moons ago who served up nut roast. Utter shyte, we never went back.MattFalle said:
i actually like that idea.pblakeney said:
Go the opposite way. Serve up utter, utter censored so he doesn't come back.pinno said:
You need to don some Rapha clothing whilst drinking coffee from your Rapha coffee making machine from Rocket espresso's of Milan.MattFalle said:
TDV has already instructed that I am to leave the room anytime his natural dickheadishness arises.oxoman said:
Seeing as he's your brother give a slap. I did mine and it worked for a while.MattFalle said:
i reckon mine will take for sheer unadulterated arrogant selfishness.oxoman said:
You can have my younger brother, they call him topper for some stupid reason 🤔🤥🤥MattFalle said:Just dealing with patronising dkhead of a brother.
anybody need an imposition at Christmas? I can send him on.
this is the lad who christmas before last sat in the front room of my new rather posh house drinking my champagne in front of my open fire while the bambini doted on him for some reason with my wife cooking a full Christmas lunch for him to shove down his fat stupid face confirming his feelings that I hadn't actually done very well and needed to work harder.
utter dkhead.
Looks like I'll be spending the whole of Christmas walking the hound, which, tbh, actually sounds quite a good option.
He's just a total dkhead.
This is the lad who, in front of the bambini, turned to me and told me that although my children were cute, they weren't as cool as his mates kids and why couldn't they be more like them?
That'll impress him.
Did you tell him that MSF don't pay?
Have a proper dinner after he makes his excuses.
"what flavour dinner brother?"
"errr, what do you mean?"
"well, we got all flavours: chicken and mushroom, curry, beef and tomato and, as its Christmas, Bombay Bad Boy. Waddya fancy".
its almost worth doing.
why would they do that?
TDV has been trying to pollute our diet with more veggie based dishes (yesterday's lunch was a random selection of sauteed cabbage with nuts and stuff). It drew short shrift from me and the bambini.
sounds like they ruined a perffectly good Christmas lunch there. any piccies of her norks to illustrate the story?
you should have left it a few months then paid someone £20 to sleep with the wife and sent him pictures..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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or just a packet of kindling and some matches from the petrol station.MattFalle said:
what? like a blowtorch? or a Calor gas heater?step83 said:
A takeaway fire? Now theres a sector of the market yet to be corneredthistle_ said:
Can't you get a takeaway lunch and fire?MattFalle said:Ciao
Bambini sitting today so nicely chilled, spot of doing nothing followed by 20 mins turbo warm up and a gym sesh, then may drag them up for a pub lunch in front of an open fire if i fancy risking the plague........
Much safer..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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