wednesday the bold mameluke drew his trusty chiboque
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Afternoon folks,
Should have been in the office but spent the night turning myself inside out, thought it best to stay at home as I didn't want to be too far from the porcelain
Haven't managed to eat much today as I feel like I've been punched in the guts repeatedly. This is all mildly tedious, at least I'm not being fisted by the doc's. Hope all goes well Mr GTi.
Don't think I'll make it to the pub this Wednesday, things must be bad.1 -
veronese68 said:
Don't think I'll make it to the pub this Wednesday, things must be bad.
I'm sending LikesBen
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BT just because Murdoch is acuntStevo_666 said:
Us blokes aren't very good at multitasking.thistle_ said:
In other news we now have the wifi up and running at casa Stevo and I'm getting a good signal in the studio/man cave. Better do some work now...
Next decision - Sky or BT for telly and sport?.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Saw the registrar urologist. PSA from Thursday’s blood test was so low he thought I’d already had the fecker removed. Finger up the bum revealed absolutely nothing. I’ve been discharged. Fuckme I’m stood in the car park crying my fecking eyes out. Jesus.8
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👍 (perhaps the wrong emoji)johngti said:Saw the registrar urologist. PSA from Thursday’s blood test was so low he thought I’d already had the fecker removed. Finger up the bum revealed absolutely nothing. I’ve been discharged. Fuckme I’m stood in the car park crying my fecking eyes out. Jesus.
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Nice one GTI. Have a glass of summat strong on me.
Flu vacced this pm. Mobile signal strength has increased significantly, plus now I Can See Things...
S666, depends how much actual tv you watch. E.g. I seldom watch live TV, sometimes use iPlayer, have a Freesat box as there is a dish on this house, works as DVR as well. Freeview equivalent. Then Eurosport annual pass at 19.99 which has worked well for the pro cycling and the Olympics this year. But, if you want to ogle the Chelski tractor boys, guess you'll need to pony up big time.0 -
The question is, who knew first? Family or internet???johngti said:Saw the registrar urologist. PSA from Thursday’s blood test was so low he thought I’d already had the fecker removed. Finger up the bum revealed absolutely nothing. I’ve been discharged. Fuckme I’m stood in the car park crying my fecking eyes out. Jesus.
Happy for you though!Advocate of disc brakes.0 -
Awesome news, @johngti . Now you need to find out why your GP was doing a prostate exam while wearing ribbed gloves.Ben
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Mrs GTi. She’d have killed me if she found out it was any other way!homers_double said:
The question is, who knew first? Family or internet???johngti said:Saw the registrar urologist. PSA from Thursday’s blood test was so low he thought I’d already had the fecker removed. Finger up the bum revealed absolutely nothing. I’ve been discharged. Fuckme I’m stood in the car park crying my fecking eyes out. Jesus.
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Mega stuff John GT!!
Vino and 'scratchins all round.
#topnewsoftheday.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Anyway, good excuse to get a finger up the bum 👍Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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Relief ! Agree a strong drink is the order of the dayjohngti said:Saw the registrar urologist. PSA from Thursday’s blood test was so low he thought I’d already had the fecker removed. Finger up the bum revealed absolutely nothing. I’ve been discharged. Fuckme I’m stood in the car park crying my fecking eyes out. Jesus.
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Cheers Loon. BT Sport is only £15 a month and while you get less PL coverabe, they cover the CL games. Tried haggling with Sky and they wouldn't come down below £39 a month for Sky TV plus Sky sports.orraloon said:Nice one GTI. Have a glass of summat strong on me.
Flu vacced this pm. Mobile signal strength has increased significantly, plus now I Can See Things...
S666, depends how much actual tv you watch. E.g. I seldom watch live TV, sometimes use iPlayer, have a Freesat box as there is a dish on this house, works as DVR as well. Freeview equivalent. Then Eurosport annual pass at 19.99 which has worked well for the pro cycling and the Olympics this year. But, if you want to ogle the Chelski tractor boys, guess you'll need to pony up big time."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Bloody hypochondriac clogging up the system.johngti said:Saw the registrar urologist. PSA from Thursday’s blood test was so low he thought I’d already had the fecker removed. Finger up the bum revealed absolutely nothing. I’ve been discharged. Fuckme I’m stood in the car park crying my fecking eyes out. Jesus.
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seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I'll attempt that Thistle. However, if something goes pop...thistle_ said:pinno said:
Do you sit on your legs (sort of) and lean back?thistle_ said:'Ning
WFW
Forecast was not terrible so cycled in again. Drizzled for most of the way which made for some exciting corners.
Currently on the office floor looking at the ceiling trying to stretch hamstrings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpSuyZ0pZdY
But try to keep back/pelvis flat otherwise it's stretching your back not hamstring.
My @rse is still about 2 foot off the wall
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Great news GTI, I take it you're going to ride that nice bike now then?0
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WFW today. Taught a group of students how to make catapults. Boring meeting this afternoon. Riding tomorrow after no bike for 4 weeks. Fallen out of love with it after 12 months of commuting whatever the weather.0
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Buy yourself some new kit, works for me 👍tetley10 said:WFW today. Taught a group of students how to make catapults. Boring meeting this afternoon. Riding tomorrow after no bike for 4 weeks. Fallen out of love with it after 12 months of commuting whatever the weather.
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Did that. No worries. @rse 3" from the wall.pinno said:
I'll attempt that Thistle. However, if something goes pop...thistle_ said:pinno said:
Do you sit on your legs (sort of) and lean back?thistle_ said:'Ning
WFW
Forecast was not terrible so cycled in again. Drizzled for most of the way which made for some exciting corners.
Currently on the office floor looking at the ceiling trying to stretch hamstrings.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpSuyZ0pZdY
But try to keep back/pelvis flat otherwise it's stretching your back not hamstring.
My @rse is still about 2 foot off the wall
Try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7lgEImuBPk
The theory (which he doesn't explain), is that if you relieve the quad, you simultaneously relieve the hamstring.
I like it because the quad can pull on the knee and cause knee pain. Runners get that pain much more than cyclists.seanoconn - gruagach craic!1 -
You need to go riding with a slow mate who literally only does it for fun…tetley10 said:WFW today. Taught a group of students how to make catapults. Boring meeting this afternoon. Riding tomorrow after no bike for 4 weeks. Fallen out of love with it after 12 months of commuting whatever the weather.
(And thanks everyone, your support has been amazing. Absolutely appreciate it)1 -
Yes, that's what the Pilates instructor was telling me last week, works with the legs up the wall one too.pinno said:
Did that. No worries. @rse 3" from the wall.pinno said:
I'll attempt that Thistle. However, if something goes pop...thistle_ said:pinno said:
Do you sit on your legs (sort of) and lean back?thistle_ said:'Ning
WFW
Forecast was not terrible so cycled in again. Drizzled for most of the way which made for some exciting corners.
Currently on the office floor looking at the ceiling trying to stretch hamstrings.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpSuyZ0pZdY
But try to keep back/pelvis flat otherwise it's stretching your back not hamstring.
My @rse is still about 2 foot off the wall
Try this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7lgEImuBPk
The theory (which he doesn't explain), is that if you relieve the quad, you simultaneously relieve the hamstring.
I like it because the quad can pull on the knee and cause knee pain. Runners get that pain much more than cyclists.
I'll give your video a go and I'll be star pupil next week.0 -
I've got a slow mate who rides an orange bike...johngti said:
You need to go riding with a slow mate who literally only does it for fun…tetley10 said:WFW today. Taught a group of students how to make catapults. Boring meeting this afternoon. Riding tomorrow after no bike for 4 weeks. Fallen out of love with it after 12 months of commuting whatever the weather.
(And thanks everyone, your support has been amazing. Absolutely appreciate it)
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seanoconn said:
Buy yourself some new kit, works for me 👍tetley10 said:WFW today. Taught a group of students how to make catapults. Boring meeting this afternoon. Riding tomorrow after no bike for 4 weeks. Fallen out of love with it after 12 months of commuting whatever the weather.
I haven't got space in the drawer for new kit. Just need to get on with it.0 -
Well what’s the weather forecast for Sunday? (Black and orange I think you’ll find…)tetley10 said:
I've got a slow mate who rides an orange bike...johngti said:
You need to go riding with a slow mate who literally only does it for fun…tetley10 said:WFW today. Taught a group of students how to make catapults. Boring meeting this afternoon. Riding tomorrow after no bike for 4 weeks. Fallen out of love with it after 12 months of commuting whatever the weather.
(And thanks everyone, your support has been amazing. Absolutely appreciate it)0 -
pinno said:
Bloody hypochondriac clogging up the ystem.johngti said:Saw the registrar urologist. PSA from Thursday’s blood test was so low he thought I’d already had the fecker removed. Finger up the bum revealed absolutely nothing. I’ve been discharged. Fuckme I’m stood in the car park crying my fecking eyes out. Jesus.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
