monday is and should never be

'ning
ride if not soggy, cafes, wfh, ignore some low level radiation safety nonsense, bubbly
ride if not soggy, cafes, wfh, ignore some low level radiation safety nonsense, bubbly
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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Run later and no ale for the first time in ages - going to be a bit odd
Frikkin windy here. Been very wet overnight again.
at this rate we'll have to wear a tin foil hat to use the microwave, and induction hobs will require pans with two-metre handles
i blame the electrophobes and 5g loonies
another suspenseful wait for the delivery that wasn't delivered the last umpteen times it was due to be delivered
bright start, but much nippier, looks like it gets colder
Need to stay 3m away then a member of public comes and stands next to you asking what that thing is.
earlier, in defiance, i risked entering the zone of doom, no ill effects to report, just a craving for a biccie
sunny out, cafe beckons
Back to taxi driver today. Not sure starting the week this tired and cranky bodes well for the rest of it.
Just lost it with a totaldick who has messed up 6 weeks of training planning because he couldn't get the date of his ownfucking leave correct. Imbecile.
Apart from that, windy. V windy.
Going to go and kick fuckout of a bin.
Busy day of wfw, usual nonsense is offset a little by the presence of my beautiful assistant. I was asked what somebody's surname was earlier, apparently it's not 'thefuckwit' as I've always believed. Quite a pleasant wobble in the sunshine to get here, unfortunately it will be dark for the return. Very tedious.
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
Hohum. Tutoring after work, need to pop to B+Q for some diy needs, should get a haircut but probably wonโt bother. Just a tad over 48 hours until d-day part two (d meaning digital rectal exam, which still isnโt as much fun as it sounds! #amirite)
There's a lot of people making a mountain out of this molehill.
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*lumens
Although, he didn't like his photo being taken.
bean bag cosy last night
(Donโt tell SG I said that)
I gave him this to watch last night as it was raining hard and blowing a hooley
...and he does go out in the rain in a way that most cats don't. He can come back at 3am soaking and playing all nicey nicey piano on me*, hairy soggy.
Sometimes he leaves me a present; a ferret, a rabbit perhaps.
*"It's me, i'm back".