tuesday has a glass of wine and sits thinking of what has passed
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WFH, then i have permission to go out for a ride for an hour or two at lunchtime, well in about 10 mins!
Looking grey outide and it's freezing, but i'll try to enjoy it. First time i'll be out on my light nice bike this year0 -
One with big norks, hopefully.seanoconn said:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
think how the auditor felt waking up every morni g, looking in the mirror and thinking "fuckme, i'm an auditor. i bore myself to tears"elbowloh said:
In my old job i had to manage these for the company and censored me, following the auditor around the the UK and Ireland for two weeks is dull.homers_double said:I'd show you our toilets but one (of the three)* is out of order as the flush has snapped and I'm not paying £15 for a new one which should be about £4 off screwfix.
Currently compiling stuff for a combined ISO and EN1090 audit later this week. If I had a cheese and onion sandwich I'd probably fall asleep in it.
*just had a flash back to an old James track....The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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bet they are full of kruggerands, the stolen souls of the working classes, children with not enough to eat and dodgy paperwork.seanoconn said:
Nice secure lockers to keep those dodgy tax types out of your Sh!t 👍hopkinb said:Lots of big puddles. Nice new lockers and showers though.
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Ours are nothing like as posh as that: no lockers and whatever was on sale at B&Q at the time. Which is fine, but we could do without the "management" constantly threatening to bin the two clean towels that get left in there overnight on health and safety grounds.hopkinb said:Lots of big puddles. Nice new lockers and showers though.
WFW anyway.
Too wet to ride in
Woke up too late to get the train
Traffic was a nightmare this morning
Not much planned for later.
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This is genius.MattFalle said:...
so transferring debt before submitting final a&l and p&l balances to auditors prior to finalising close downs amd end of term tax liability has nothing to do with playing the interjurisdictional asset/debt transferance game and therefore liwering final asset value by massive transferance of debt into a previously solvent entity and making it non solvent therefore ntv on unit asset?
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I thought the Krugerrands were stashed in the back of your M4, comrade MF? Or that the peoples' M4?MattFalle said:
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
One must re-align the apparel contingency stock into a more manageable configuration commensurate with frequency of demand in a manner that presents future time savings.
But apart from that, that was one heck of a windy ride.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
thank you.pinno said:
This is genius.MattFalle said:...
so transferring debt before submitting final a&l and p&l balances to auditors prior to finalising close downs amd end of term tax liability has nothing to do with playing the interjurisdictional asset/debt transferance game and therefore liwering final asset value by massive transferance of debt into a previously solvent entity and making it non solvent therefore ntv on unit asset?
i've always told you lot i'm well clever, innit..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Also why Stevo wants to give me a job..
The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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'cos I'm well clever, not the norks..
The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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is that an inter jurisdictional apparel stock based on socio economic and educational bell curve demographics leading to differentiation on a means worn basis?pinno said:One must re-align the apparel contingency stock into a more manageable configuration commensurate with frequency of demand in a manner that presents future time savings.
But apart from that, that was one heck of a windy ride..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Anyone else watching Pawn Stars on Blaze?.
The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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easy tiger - all my own work.seanoconn said:
Well clever at copy and pasting 😂MattFalle said:'cos I'm well clever, not the norks.
some of us have multi disciplinary skills. You don't get as old as I am without picking up some bits along the way.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Afternoon folks,
Day of wfh and fending off stupid remotely. Eurgh, I had barely finished that setence when I was rudely interrupted by stupid questions. I need to up my game in telling other people where to go, I think I'm being too polite.
Very impressed with H³'s work facilities. We have what sounds good in theory, but the reality is pitiful. There is now an indoor bike rack since one of the managers had his bike nicked. Looking at the CCTV a local scrote was lying on the floor in the outside bike rack and hacksawed through a D lock. It took him about 20 minutes, a couple of people walked by but nobody asked him what he was doing. Mind you a bloke nicked a catalytic convertor off a car in the car park in broad daylight a while back. The delights of sunny Hanworth. To think we used to be based in Richmond, there were good pubs to go to. Now there are no pubs, never mind good ones.
It's the lab coat that swung it.MattFalle said:Also why Stevo wants to give me a job.
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You spelled gibberish wrong.pinno said:
This is genius.MattFalle said:...
so transferring debt before submitting final a&l and p&l balances to auditors prior to finalising close downs amd end of term tax liability has nothing to do with playing the interjurisdictional asset/debt transferance game and therefore liwering final asset value by massive transferance of debt into a previously solvent entity and making it non solvent therefore ntv on unit asset? 0 -
Just crossing the t's and dotting the i's. No funky stuff.
We don't do funky stuff. On a different disposal transaction, we even took the less tax efficient route, because the efficient route smelled a bit fishy to management. Totally legal, but involved a step that they considered was not commercial.0 -
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂hopkinb said:
You spelled gibberish wrong.pinno said:
This is genius.MattFalle said:...
so transferring debt before submitting final a&l and p&l balances to auditors prior to finalising close downs amd end of term tax liability has nothing to do with playing the interjurisdictional asset/debt transferance game and therefore liwering final asset value by massive transferance of debt into a previously solvent entity and making it non solvent therefore ntv on unit asset?
shut up..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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just because you know its true and i'm a mighty tax brain that has outwitted you all.hopkinb said:
You spelled gibberish wrong.pinno said:
This is genius.MattFalle said:...
so transferring debt before submitting final a&l and p&l balances to auditors prior to finalising close downs amd end of term tax liability has nothing to do with playing the interjurisdictional asset/debt transferance game and therefore liwering final asset value by massive transferance of debt into a previously solvent entity and making it non solvent therefore ntv on unit asset?
#cleverMatt.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Found a picture of our indoor bike rack, it's a hateful thing, you can see why I still use the outdoor one if I'm on the pub hack. Normally access is rather more difficult as there are pallets left in the way. That situation has improved slightly since one of the guys in goods in started riding in.
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#outwitted.
The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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totally designed as a preemptive cover up/defence in court.hopkinb said:Just crossing the t's and dotting the i's. No funky stuff.
We don't do funky stuff. On a different disposal transaction, we even took the less tax efficient route, because the efficient route smelled a bit fishy to management. Totally legal, but involved a step that they considered was not commercial.
"oh we didn't do it last time, why would we do it this time?"
#wellsuss,innit
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Also, look at the time difference betwixt my post and that of H3 - you can tell that, basically, he panicked and was straight onto Counsel
"errrr, gents, I've got a problem".The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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I'm just working through the following guff...elbowloh said:
In my old job i had to manage these for the company and censored me, following the auditor around the the UK and Ireland for two weeks is dull.homers_double said:I'd show you our toilets but one (of the three)* is out of order as the flush has snapped and I'm not paying £15 for a new one which should be about £4 off screwfix.
Currently compiling stuff for a combined ISO and EN1090 audit later this week. If I had a cheese and onion sandwich I'd probably fall asleep in it.
*just had a flash back to an old James track...
XXXXX Engineering Ltd is determined to provide and maintain the infrastructure and the work environment needed to achieve conformity to the product requirements with a maintenance schedule with covers: a) building, workspace and associated utilities, b) equipment, c) supporting services, d) work environment
That's determination for you.homers_double said:I'd show you our toilets but one (of the three)* is out of order as the flush has snapped and I'm not paying £15 for a new one which should be about £4 off screwfix.
Advocate of disc brakes.0 -
like a financial fuckingninja, mate.hopkinb said:
#flummoxed#bamboozled#nutmegged#leftsittingonmyarsewonderingwheremfwenthewastherejustasecondagoMattFalle said:#outwitted
they don't call me the katana of fiscal policy for nothing you know, oh no Sir.
As an aside - just going to buy some new trackie bottoms from Edwyns..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Our scope pretty much listed every type of work that we did, as many potential clients wouldn't give you the job if it didn't mention it specifically e.g. design, build, fabricate and maintain yadda yadda, above ground installations, water and wastewater treatment plants, piling, tunnelling, earthworks (including rock anchors), piplelines, bridges, footbridges, blah, blah, bah in the gas, rail, water, electrical, utilities, telecoms sectors meh, meh, meh.homers_double said:
I'm just working through the following guff...elbowloh said:
In my old job i had to manage these for the company and censored me, following the auditor around the the UK and Ireland for two weeks is dull.homers_double said:I'd show you our toilets but one (of the three)* is out of order as the flush has snapped and I'm not paying £15 for a new one which should be about £4 off screwfix.
Currently compiling stuff for a combined ISO and EN1090 audit later this week. If I had a cheese and onion sandwich I'd probably fall asleep in it.
*just had a flash back to an old James track...
XXXXX Engineering Ltd is determined to provide and maintain the infrastructure and the work environment needed to achieve conformity to the product requirements with a maintenance schedule with covers: a) building, workspace and associated utilities, b) equipment, c) supporting services, d) work environment
That's determination for you.homers_double said:I'd show you our toilets but one (of the three)* is out of order as the flush has snapped and I'm not paying £15 for a new one which should be about £4 off screwfix.
Then had to break that down for each office/depot location we had (about 8 or 9).0
