Giro 2021: Stage 3:- Biella – Canale 190 km **Spoilers**

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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,593
    blazing_saddles said:

    thejimmymethod said:

    Wowww, excellent! Had me out my seat!


    Also we're blessed he won today and not tomorrow so we don't have to hear about "Taco Tuesday"

    Or Wednesday when they finish on the Adriatic.
    Fish Taco.

    Orla is dressed to give the Breakaway boys a good thrashing.

    If only we'd had a commentator prone to terrible puns for today.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    In case it isn't obvious, "f*ck" has become a fairly soft exclamation in Dutch...
    _
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    edited May 2021
    "Like a unicorn, everyone thought the break making it to the finish was just a fantasy, and like a unicorn this race only has one Hoorn."
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730
    Pross said:

    blazing_saddles said:

    thejimmymethod said:

    Wowww, excellent! Had me out my seat!


    Also we're blessed he won today and not tomorrow so we don't have to hear about "Taco Tuesday"

    Or Wednesday when they finish on the Adriatic.
    Fish Taco.

    Orla is dressed to give the Breakaway boys a good thrashing.

    If only we'd had a commentator prone to terrible puns for today.
    Ha ha!
    I have to admit it did cross my mind.....
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    Oh. We did just get "It's not only about Taco Tuesdays" on the wrap up.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    edited May 2021
    Haha.

    Taco bout a surprise result etc.

    It was always a risk the move was going to fall apart.

    "You've guac to be kidding me" when he crossed the line.
    _
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Seasoned the day.

    I'll stop now.
    _
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,593
    CK would have been along the lines of Taco ringing the bell for the break or similar but rolled out for another 3 or 4 increasingly bad puns afterwards.
  • fleshtuxedo
    fleshtuxedo Posts: 1,858
    I thought he'd had his chips
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,340
    Not sure which bit i enjoyed most - the look on Taco's face when he realised what he was about to do, or the look on the faces of the peloton coming into the last couple of corners as they realised what he was about to do...
    Twitter: @canocola @thedreadships
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,593
    Brings back memories of "it's curtains for Karpets" (can't remember who it was) and a newspaper or Cycling Weekly had something like Hamburger saves Danish Bacon as a headline when Bo won a stage somewhere. Baguet got a few too.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,262
    It could have been worse for the puns. At one point Ponomar was on the attack on the way to Canale
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730
    "Taco was full of beans today." would an obvious Kirbyism
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • thejimmymethod
    thejimmymethod Posts: 458
    He just Wantyd it more
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,593
    It was a chilli start to the stage but Taco spiced things up
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • andyp
    andyp Posts: 10,575
    Pross said:

    Brings back memories of "it's curtains for Karpets" (can't remember who it was).

    The late, great David Duffield.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,593
    andyp said:

    Pross said:

    Brings back memories of "it's curtains for Karpets" (can't remember who it was).

    The late, great David Duffield.
    Cheers, couldn't remember if it was him or Liggett.
  • jimmyjams
    jimmyjams Posts: 784
    Nobody come up with 'Taco Bello' yet?
  • bm5
    bm5 Posts: 599
    andyp said:

    Pross said:

    Brings back memories of "it's curtains for Karpets" (can't remember who it was).

    The late, great David Duffield.
    Along with my personal favourite from the master - “Chapeau or whatever they say in France”

  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,262
    jimmyjams said:

    Nobody come up with 'Taco Bello' yet?


    I was trying to find that joke for about ten minutes after the finish but couldn't
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    Inrng stage a late bid for pun glory with "Hoorn solo"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Taco wins but had a bad queso swearing.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • jimmyjams
    jimmyjams Posts: 784
    The book is already out!


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