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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,324
    Being a bit dim I married a girl with an elderly mother that wasn't rich. Estranged father had written her out of his will.
    But I have lots of happy memories from my misspent yoof
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms2_Qk788vo&ab_channel=TipToeQuickly1


    Now I've got what I always fought for
    Cos I've married a rich man's daughter
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,410
    veronese68 said:

    Being a bit dim I married a girl with an elderly mother that wasn't rich. Estranged father had written her out of his will.
    But I have lots of happy memories from my misspent yoof

    Missus has two childless aunts with their own homes but refuses to play the game! Her brother goes to visit them 🤦‍♂️ She could at least call them once a month.

    That reminds me, I must call Bally.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    seanoconn said:

    veronese68 said:

    Being a bit dim I married a girl with an elderly mother that wasn't rich. Estranged father had written her out of his will.
    But I have lots of happy memories from my misspent yoof

    Missus has two childless aunts with their own homes but refuses to play the game! Her brother goes to visit them 🤦‍♂️ She could at least call them once a month.

    That reminds me, I must call Bally.
    You are in my will Sean but I am jabbed up so you may have to wait a bit. Sorry.
    A bit of buttering up would not be amiss though.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,347
    ballysmate said:


    A bit of buttering up would not be amiss though.

    IME, he's not that good at it.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    ballysmate said:

    seanoconn said:

    veronese68 said:

    Being a bit dim I married a girl with an elderly mother that wasn't rich. Estranged father had written her out of his will.
    But I have lots of happy memories from my misspent yoof

    Missus has two childless aunts with their own homes but refuses to play the game! Her brother goes to visit them 🤦‍♂️ She could at least call them once a month.

    That reminds me, I must call Bally.
    You are in my will Sean but I am jabbed up so you may have to wait a bit. Sorry.
    A bit of buttering up would not be amiss though.
    Last Tango in Staffordshire?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Stevo_666 said:

    ballysmate said:

    seanoconn said:

    veronese68 said:

    Being a bit dim I married a girl with an elderly mother that wasn't rich. Estranged father had written her out of his will.
    But I have lots of happy memories from my misspent yoof

    Missus has two childless aunts with their own homes but refuses to play the game! Her brother goes to visit them 🤦‍♂️ She could at least call them once a month.

    That reminds me, I must call Bally.
    You are in my will Sean but I am jabbed up so you may have to wait a bit. Sorry.
    A bit of buttering up would not be amiss though.
    Last Tango in Staffordshire?
    :D

    I'm not religious, but I believe the bible says it is better to give than to receive.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,410
    Stevo_666 said:

    ballysmate said:

    seanoconn said:

    veronese68 said:

    Being a bit dim I married a girl with an elderly mother that wasn't rich. Estranged father had written her out of his will.
    But I have lots of happy memories from my misspent yoof

    Missus has two childless aunts with their own homes but refuses to play the game! Her brother goes to visit them 🤦‍♂️ She could at least call them once a month.

    That reminds me, I must call Bally.
    You are in my will Sean but I am jabbed up so you may have to wait a bit. Sorry.
    A bit of buttering up would not be amiss though.
    Last Tango in Staffordshire?
    There might be some ‘performance issues’ trying to convince myself Bally was a young Maria Schneider.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    seanoconn said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    ballysmate said:

    seanoconn said:

    veronese68 said:

    Being a bit dim I married a girl with an elderly mother that wasn't rich. Estranged father had written her out of his will.
    But I have lots of happy memories from my misspent yoof

    Missus has two childless aunts with their own homes but refuses to play the game! Her brother goes to visit them 🤦‍♂️ She could at least call them once a month.

    That reminds me, I must call Bally.
    You are in my will Sean but I am jabbed up so you may have to wait a bit. Sorry.
    A bit of buttering up would not be amiss though.
    Last Tango in Staffordshire?
    There might be some ‘performance issues’ trying to convince myself Bally was a young Maria Schneider.
    "It's not me, it's you"
    Not very gallant, I must say.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    "I can't understand it, this has never happened to me before" is to be taken with a pinch of salt as well.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    ballysmate said:

    "I can't understand it, this has never happened to me before" is to be taken with a pinch of salt as well.

    And here's me spending all that money on viagra, when a pinch of salt would do! ;)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    hopkinb said:

    ballysmate said:

    "I can't understand it, this has never happened to me before" is to be taken with a pinch of salt as well.

    And here's me spending all that money on viagra, when a pinch of salt would do! ;)
    And can be combined stealthily with your domestic haute cuisine, Hoppy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,410
    Stevo_666 said:

    hopkinb said:

    ballysmate said:

    "I can't understand it, this has never happened to me before" is to be taken with a pinch of salt as well.

    And here's me spending all that money on viagra, when a pinch of salt would do! ;)
    And can be combined stealthily with your domestic haute cuisine, Hoppy.
    Not easily, it’s quite bitter.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    seanoconn said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    hopkinb said:

    ballysmate said:

    "I can't understand it, this has never happened to me before" is to be taken with a pinch of salt as well.

    And here's me spending all that money on viagra, when a pinch of salt would do! ;)
    And can be combined stealthily with your domestic haute cuisine, Hoppy.
    Not easily, it’s quite bitter.
    Salt....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,410
    ballysmate said:

    seanoconn said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    ballysmate said:

    seanoconn said:

    veronese68 said:

    Being a bit dim I married a girl with an elderly mother that wasn't rich. Estranged father had written her out of his will.
    But I have lots of happy memories from my misspent yoof

    Missus has two childless aunts with their own homes but refuses to play the game! Her brother goes to visit them 🤦‍♂️ She could at least call them once a month.

    That reminds me, I must call Bally.
    You are in my will Sean but I am jabbed up so you may have to wait a bit. Sorry.
    A bit of buttering up would not be amiss though.
    Last Tango in Staffordshire?
    There might be some ‘performance issues’ trying to convince myself Bally was a young Maria Schneider.
    "It's not me, it's you"
    Not very gallant, I must say.


    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    A good news day for Hoppy and Sean.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9389311/Viagra-help-men-live-LONGER-prevents-heart-attacks-males-coronary-artery-disease.html

    Bet they've got hearts of lions by now.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,347
    No good to me, I have Daily Mail blocker installed.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    It's ok Pinno you won't burn in hell if you view it. It's not the same as Catholics and wanking.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,552
    ballysmate said:

    It's ok Pinno you won't burn in hell if you view it. It's not the same as Catholics and wanking.

    reading the daily mail causes idiocy and fascism, best to avoid it
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    ballysmate said:

    It's ok Pinno you won't burn in hell if you view it. It's not the same as Catholics and wanking.

    It is, I looked once, I now I think Meghan was driving the car that killed Our Princess of Hearts, that Woke Harry wants to kill the future Queen of Our Hearts with a sharpened quran, and that Sarah Vine is an incarnation of both Satan and the toad god Tsathoggua. Which would explain why she married as she did.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    sungod said:

    ballysmate said:

    It's ok Pinno you won't burn in hell if you view it. It's not the same as Catholics and wanking.

    reading the daily mail causes idiocy and fascism, best to avoid it
    You do Pinno a disservice. He has higher moral fibre than that. One article won't hurt.

    Well certainly regarding fascism, he may be susceptible to idiocy mind you.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    pinno said:

    No good to me, I have Daily Mail blocker installed.

    There is a Cake Stop app?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,347
    hopkinb said:

    ballysmate said:

    It's ok Pinno you won't burn in hell if you view it. It's not the same as Catholics and wanking.

    It is, I looked once, I now I think Meghan was driving the car that killed Our Princess of Hearts, that Woke Harry wants to kill the future Queen of Our Hearts with a sharpened quran, and that Sarah Vine is an incarnation of both Satan and the toad god Tsathoggua. Which would explain why she married as she did.
    Most excellent work protégé of Monsieur Morgan but...

    You didn't mention pills - you know, the anti-cancer, heart disease one's.
    Although I presume the article did mention pills, funny that.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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