Tuesday, get the tissues out
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MF is Hotlips!
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My legs are better than hers but she has attributes that I don't ........ballysmate said:MF is Hotlips!
Imagine TDKBOMT smoking a cigar in a labcoat. The Prittster smokes cigars I reckon.
#blimey.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Hmm... Gauloise Blonde. Always bought on the ferry across la Manche.
For some odd reason, if abroad I smoked too much. Was a casual smoker at home.seanoconn - gruagach craic!1 -
Casual, as in polo and slacks rather than smoking jacket?0
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Me too! Carton of Gauloises Blonde on the way over, carton of Marlboro red on the way back.pinno said:Hmm... Gauloise Blonde. Always bought on the ferry across la Manche.
For some odd reason, if abroad I smoked too much. Was a casual smoker at home.
Only ciggies I never liked were the black tobacco types - Gitanes brunes, Gauloises caporal, ducados. Grim.0 -
Gitanes as well. Gitanes and Pastis of an evening, Gitanes and vin rouge de la maison of a morning.
Ahh, those were the days..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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When inter-railing (1988), coming home, I was down to pittance. Bought 20 Gitaine in Calais and was smoking them on the back of the coach.
The woman in front of me hated the smell so much, she plied me with her own ciggies - Peter Stuyvesant.
On that same trip, sat on the train from Strasbourg to Paris, I remember having a conversation with a French Farmer between stops. It was my first ever full conversation in French.
Fell asleep and woke up to the smell of Red Marlboro being smoked by a kiddie (not inhaling) of 13/14?
Asked politely if I could have one and he said 'Non' abruptly.
He kept reading his Tintin.
So I asked again sometime later and got the same response.
I then got a little bit peeved. Especially as he kept blowing it deliberately in my direction.
So I told him (in English), 'Listen you little #f*cker, give me one or you can sit somewhere else'. There weren't any other seats.
Oh, he gave me one and another later on.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
You are Gripper Stebson!pinno said:When inter-railing (1988), coming home, I was down to pittance. Bought 20 Gitaine in Calais and was smoking them on the back of the coach.
The woman in front of me hated the smell so much, she plied me with her own ciggies - Peter Stuyvesant.
On that same trip, sat on the train from Strasbourg to Paris, I remember having a conversation with a French Farmer between stops. It was my first ever full conversation in French.
Fell asleep and woke up to the smell of Red Marlboro being smoked by a kiddie (not inhaling) of 13/14?
Asked politely if I could have one and he said 'Non' abruptly.
He kept reading his Tintin.
So I asked again sometime later and got the same response.
I then got a little bit peeved. Especially as he kept blowing it deliberately in my direction.
So I told him (in English), 'Listen you little #f*cker, give me one or you can sit somewhere else'. There weren't any other seats.
Oh, he gave me one and another later on.0 -
Wait a min! You said you weren’t old!!?elbowloh said:
You are Gripper Stebson!pinno said:When inter-railing (1988), coming home, I was down to pittance. Bought 20 Gitaine in Calais and was smoking them on the back of the coach.
The woman in front of me hated the smell so much, she plied me with her own ciggies - Peter Stuyvesant.
On that same trip, sat on the train from Strasbourg to Paris, I remember having a conversation with a French Farmer between stops. It was my first ever full conversation in French.
Fell asleep and woke up to the smell of Red Marlboro being smoked by a kiddie (not inhaling) of 13/14?
Asked politely if I could have one and he said 'Non' abruptly.
He kept reading his Tintin.
So I asked again sometime later and got the same response.
I then got a little bit peeved. Especially as he kept blowing it deliberately in my direction.
So I told him (in English), 'Listen you little #f*cker, give me one or you can sit somewhere else'. There weren't any other seats.
Oh, he gave me one and another later on.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
I know him by reputation only.seanoconn said:
Wait a min! You said you weren’t old!!?elbowloh said:
You are Gripper Stebson!pinno said:When inter-railing (1988), coming home, I was down to pittance. Bought 20 Gitaine in Calais and was smoking them on the back of the coach.
The woman in front of me hated the smell so much, she plied me with her own ciggies - Peter Stuyvesant.
On that same trip, sat on the train from Strasbourg to Paris, I remember having a conversation with a French Farmer between stops. It was my first ever full conversation in French.
Fell asleep and woke up to the smell of Red Marlboro being smoked by a kiddie (not inhaling) of 13/14?
Asked politely if I could have one and he said 'Non' abruptly.
He kept reading his Tintin.
So I asked again sometime later and got the same response.
I then got a little bit peeved. Especially as he kept blowing it deliberately in my direction.
So I told him (in English), 'Listen you little #f*cker, give me one or you can sit somewhere else'. There weren't any other seats.
Oh, he gave me one and another later on.0 -
Young nippers - he's ageing quickly.seanoconn said:
Wait a min! You said you weren’t old!!?elbowloh said:
You are Gripper Stebson!pinno said:When inter-railing (1988), coming home, I was down to pittance. Bought 20 Gitaine in Calais and was smoking them on the back of the coach.
The woman in front of me hated the smell so much, she plied me with her own ciggies - Peter Stuyvesant.
On that same trip, sat on the train from Strasbourg to Paris, I remember having a conversation with a French Farmer between stops. It was my first ever full conversation in French.
Fell asleep and woke up to the smell of Red Marlboro being smoked by a kiddie (not inhaling) of 13/14?
Asked politely if I could have one and he said 'Non' abruptly.
He kept reading his Tintin.
So I asked again sometime later and got the same response.
I then got a little bit peeved. Especially as he kept blowing it deliberately in my direction.
So I told him (in English), 'Listen you little #f*cker, give me one or you can sit somewhere else'. There weren't any other seats.
Oh, he gave me one and another later on.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
seanoconn said:
Wait a min! You said you weren’t old!!?elbowloh said:
You are Gripper Stebson!pinno said:When inter-railing (1988), coming home, I was down to pittance. Bought 20 Gitaine in Calais and was smoking them on the back of the coach.
The woman in front of me hated the smell so much, she plied me with her own ciggies - Peter Stuyvesant.
On that same trip, sat on the train from Strasbourg to Paris, I remember having a conversation with a French Farmer between stops. It was my first ever full conversation in French.
Fell asleep and woke up to the smell of Red Marlboro being smoked by a kiddie (not inhaling) of 13/14?
Asked politely if I could have one and he said 'Non' abruptly.
He kept reading his Tintin.
So I asked again sometime later and got the same response.
I then got a little bit peeved. Especially as he kept blowing it deliberately in my direction.
So I told him (in English), 'Listen you little #f*cker, give me one or you can sit somewhere else'. There weren't any other seats.
Oh, he gave me one and another later on.
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But how much did you spend on dusky maidensballysmate said:As a teenager I remember advertising hoardings showing dusky maidens rolling cigars on the inside of their thigh. Similar to this.
They had an effect on me even though not their target consumer. Didn't buy cigars though.0 -
Bang! Sausage in face. Those were the days.hopkinb said:seanoconn said:
Wait a min! You said you weren’t old!!?elbowloh said:
You are Gripper Stebson!pinno said:When inter-railing (1988), coming home, I was down to pittance. Bought 20 Gitaine in Calais and was smoking them on the back of the coach.
The woman in front of me hated the smell so much, she plied me with her own ciggies - Peter Stuyvesant.
On that same trip, sat on the train from Strasbourg to Paris, I remember having a conversation with a French Farmer between stops. It was my first ever full conversation in French.
Fell asleep and woke up to the smell of Red Marlboro being smoked by a kiddie (not inhaling) of 13/14?
Asked politely if I could have one and he said 'Non' abruptly.
He kept reading his Tintin.
So I asked again sometime later and got the same response.
I then got a little bit peeved. Especially as he kept blowing it deliberately in my direction.
So I told him (in English), 'Listen you little #f*cker, give me one or you can sit somewhere else'. There weren't any other seats.
Oh, he gave me one and another later on.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Gripper Stebson, the adventure game, first job in 1996, possibly after uni..... Hmmmmm 🧐elbowloh said:
I know him by reputation only.seanoconn said:
Wait a min! You said you weren’t old!!?elbowloh said:
You are Gripper Stebson!pinno said:When inter-railing (1988), coming home, I was down to pittance. Bought 20 Gitaine in Calais and was smoking them on the back of the coach.
The woman in front of me hated the smell so much, she plied me with her own ciggies - Peter Stuyvesant.
On that same trip, sat on the train from Strasbourg to Paris, I remember having a conversation with a French Farmer between stops. It was my first ever full conversation in French.
Fell asleep and woke up to the smell of Red Marlboro being smoked by a kiddie (not inhaling) of 13/14?
Asked politely if I could have one and he said 'Non' abruptly.
He kept reading his Tintin.
So I asked again sometime later and got the same response.
I then got a little bit peeved. Especially as he kept blowing it deliberately in my direction.
So I told him (in English), 'Listen you little #f*cker, give me one or you can sit somewhere else'. There weren't any other seats.
Oh, he gave me one and another later on.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Don't think i said the job was in '96...seanoconn said:
Gripper Stebson, the adventure game, first job in 1996, possibly after uni..... Hmmmmm 🧐elbowloh said:
I know him by reputation only.seanoconn said:
Wait a min! You said you weren’t old!!?elbowloh said:
You are Gripper Stebson!pinno said:When inter-railing (1988), coming home, I was down to pittance. Bought 20 Gitaine in Calais and was smoking them on the back of the coach.
The woman in front of me hated the smell so much, she plied me with her own ciggies - Peter Stuyvesant.
On that same trip, sat on the train from Strasbourg to Paris, I remember having a conversation with a French Farmer between stops. It was my first ever full conversation in French.
Fell asleep and woke up to the smell of Red Marlboro being smoked by a kiddie (not inhaling) of 13/14?
Asked politely if I could have one and he said 'Non' abruptly.
He kept reading his Tintin.
So I asked again sometime later and got the same response.
I then got a little bit peeved. Especially as he kept blowing it deliberately in my direction.
So I told him (in English), 'Listen you little #f*cker, give me one or you can sit somewhere else'. There weren't any other seats.
Oh, he gave me one and another later on.
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My bad. Anyway, hang out with oldies and you’re old by association.elbowloh said:
Don't think i said the job was in '96...seanoconn said:
Gripper Stebson, the adventure game, first job in 1996, possibly after uni..... Hmmmmm 🧐elbowloh said:
I know him by reputation only.seanoconn said:
Wait a min! You said you weren’t old!!?elbowloh said:
You are Gripper Stebson!pinno said:When inter-railing (1988), coming home, I was down to pittance. Bought 20 Gitaine in Calais and was smoking them on the back of the coach.
The woman in front of me hated the smell so much, she plied me with her own ciggies - Peter Stuyvesant.
On that same trip, sat on the train from Strasbourg to Paris, I remember having a conversation with a French Farmer between stops. It was my first ever full conversation in French.
Fell asleep and woke up to the smell of Red Marlboro being smoked by a kiddie (not inhaling) of 13/14?
Asked politely if I could have one and he said 'Non' abruptly.
He kept reading his Tintin.
So I asked again sometime later and got the same response.
I then got a little bit peeved. Especially as he kept blowing it deliberately in my direction.
So I told him (in English), 'Listen you little #f*cker, give me one or you can sit somewhere else'. There weren't any other seats.
Oh, he gave me one and another later on.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Smoked as a teenager, as one did to be cool, then heavily through university years. Last cig on the night of my final exam, never smoked a cig since. For 2-3 years then, in the pub after a few too many the attraction of the Hamlet mini cigar could prove irresistible. But that was a loooong time ago. Bit funny now in med checks getting asked about smoking, how many years ago, oh now let me do the sums... it's a big number.0
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Uncle had an incident whilst away for a hill climb weekend and asked reception to get him a couple of villigers.........hopkinb said:
What were those squarish Swiss ones I used to smoke when no-one had died on me? Yellow and brown pack of 5. Villiger export.MattFalle said:have cigar at the same time.
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There's euphemism in them there cigars.tlw1 said:
Uncle had an incident whilst away for a hill climb weekend and asked reception to get him a couple of villigers.........hopkinb said:
What were those squarish Swiss ones I used to smoke when no-one had died on me? Yellow and brown pack of 5. Villiger export.MattFalle said:have cigar at the same time.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
