Friday, it’s now or never
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If he was working class, the sofa could be cleaned with Ammonia. If you see what I mean.tlw1 said:
😂 obviously bar the scrumpyhopkinb said:Stevo_666 said:
Preposterous. What makes you think Seano is middle class?hopkinb said:seanoconn said:Today will be spent googling how to clean oil from a leather sofa. I accidentally lobbed a punnet of olives at devil child’s head yesterday. In hindsight an axe would have made less mess.
#middleclasschildbattering
He reached for something to luzz at a misbehaving kid, and it wasn't a heavy glass ashtray, remote control or can of Scrumpy Jack. The item that came to hand was a punnet of olives. Pretty conclusive.
Leather sofa could also be suggestive, but not if it's one of those big blowsy ones from DFS, and it certainly must not be one that reclines. That would cancel out the olives.
On the subject of olives, my local Indian takeaway do a dish that sounds delicious on the menu, but when it turns up, it has half a can of unadvertised olives in it. About every 2 years, we forget, and order, and have to spend time picking them all out. Olives in a curry. Why would they do such a thing?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
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The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Well we do have the same body 😃 Anyway flattery will get you nowhere 😠 I’m very disappointed in you Stevo. You are the last person on this forum that I would expect to make racist comments about my ethnicity 😔Stevo_666 said:
Good point about the olives as his weapon of choice H3. I shall now have to readjust my mental image of Seano away from 'One Punch Mickey' in Snatch.hopkinb said:Stevo_666 said:
Preposterous. What makes you think Seano is middle class?hopkinb said:seanoconn said:Today will be spent googling how to clean oil from a leather sofa. I accidentally lobbed a punnet of olives at devil child’s head yesterday. In hindsight an axe would have made less mess.
#middleclasschildbattering
He reached for something to luzz at a misbehaving kid, and it wasn't a heavy glass ashtray, remote control or can of Scrumpy Jack. The item that came to hand was a punnet of olives. Pretty conclusive.
Leather sofa could also be suggestive, but not if it's one of those big blowsy ones from DFS, and it certainly must not be one that reclines. That would cancel out the olives.
On the subject of olives, my local Indian takeaway do a dish that sounds delicious on the menu, but when it turns up, it has half a can of unadvertised olives in it. About every 2 years, we forget, and order, and have to spend time picking them all out. Olives in a curry. Why would they do such a thing?Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
I thought you'd be happy to be compared to Brad Pitt Seano. Are you saying you're not as handsome, or just not as working class as the character?seanoconn said:
Well we do have the same body 😃 Anyway flattery will get you nowhere 😠 I’m very disappointed in you Stevo. You are the last person on this forum that I would expect to make racist comments about my ethnicity 😔Stevo_666 said:
Good point about the olives as his weapon of choice H3. I shall now have to readjust my mental image of Seano away from 'One Punch Mickey' in Snatch.hopkinb said:Stevo_666 said:
Preposterous. What makes you think Seano is middle class?hopkinb said:seanoconn said:Today will be spent googling how to clean oil from a leather sofa. I accidentally lobbed a punnet of olives at devil child’s head yesterday. In hindsight an axe would have made less mess.
#middleclasschildbattering
He reached for something to luzz at a misbehaving kid, and it wasn't a heavy glass ashtray, remote control or can of Scrumpy Jack. The item that came to hand was a punnet of olives. Pretty conclusive.
Leather sofa could also be suggestive, but not if it's one of those big blowsy ones from DFS, and it certainly must not be one that reclines. That would cancel out the olives.
On the subject of olives, my local Indian takeaway do a dish that sounds delicious on the menu, but when it turns up, it has half a can of unadvertised olives in it. About every 2 years, we forget, and order, and have to spend time picking them all out. Olives in a curry. Why would they do such a thing? "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Afternoon folks,
Very glad it's Friday, the end of a busy but unproductive week. Bloody frustrating, things are getting fixed but far too slowly.
I'm not keen on olives, good for producing oil though. Bloody loads of the little feckers on the floor in front of the garage which can get mildly irritating. I should sweep them up and Seano can throw them at the devil child without the punnet or the oil.
Following on from the other day this is the correct coffee cup to pint glass ratio*
* Especially as you get older
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Looks like I'll have to invest in a stein to keep the ratio rightveronese68 said:Afternoon folks,
Very glad it's Friday, the end of a busy but unproductive week. Bloody frustrating, things are getting fixed but far too slowly.
I'm not keen on olives, good for producing oil though. Bloody loads of the little feckers on the floor in front of the garage which can get mildly irritating. I should sweep them up and Seano can throw them at the devil child without the punnet or the oil.
Following on from the other day this is the correct coffee cup to pint glass ratio*
* Especially as you get older "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
My mate (chippie) reckons he's middle class because he eats biscuits from a plate rather than straight from the packet.seanoconn said:
My wife insists we live a middle class lifestyle on my working class salary, does that count?Stevo_666 said:
Preposterous. What makes you think Seano is middle class?hopkinb said:seanoconn said:Today will be spent googling how to clean oil from a leather sofa. I accidentally lobbed a punnet of olives at devil child’s head yesterday. In hindsight an axe would have made less mess.
#middleclasschildbattering
I think the choice of biscuit is a bigger sign.0 -
It's like when i was a kid, putting sultanas in a curry was a done thing. I mean wtf?hopkinb said:Stevo_666 said:
Preposterous. What makes you think Seano is middle class?hopkinb said:seanoconn said:Today will be spent googling how to clean oil from a leather sofa. I accidentally lobbed a punnet of olives at devil child’s head yesterday. In hindsight an axe would have made less mess.
#middleclasschildbattering
He reached for something to luzz at a misbehaving kid, and it wasn't a heavy glass ashtray, remote control or can of Scrumpy Jack. The item that came to hand was a punnet of olives. Pretty conclusive.
Leather sofa could also be suggestive, but not if it's one of those big blowsy ones from DFS, and it certainly must not be one that reclines. That would cancel out the olives.
On the subject of olives, my local Indian takeaway do a dish that sounds delicious on the menu, but when it turns up, it has half a can of unadvertised olives in it. About every 2 years, we forget, and order, and have to spend time picking them all out. Olives in a curry. Why would they do such a thing?
I've seen that those tinned curry's you can get in the supermarket also have sultanas in.0 -
Coronation chicken always used to have sultanas in it. Don't think I've seen it done for a while.elbowloh said:
It's like when i was a kid, putting sultanas in a curry was a done thing. I mean wtf?hopkinb said:Stevo_666 said:
Preposterous. What makes you think Seano is middle class?hopkinb said:seanoconn said:Today will be spent googling how to clean oil from a leather sofa. I accidentally lobbed a punnet of olives at devil child’s head yesterday. In hindsight an axe would have made less mess.
#middleclasschildbattering
He reached for something to luzz at a misbehaving kid, and it wasn't a heavy glass ashtray, remote control or can of Scrumpy Jack. The item that came to hand was a punnet of olives. Pretty conclusive.
Leather sofa could also be suggestive, but not if it's one of those big blowsy ones from DFS, and it certainly must not be one that reclines. That would cancel out the olives.
On the subject of olives, my local Indian takeaway do a dish that sounds delicious on the menu, but when it turns up, it has half a can of unadvertised olives in it. About every 2 years, we forget, and order, and have to spend time picking them all out. Olives in a curry. Why would they do such a thing?
I've seen that those tinned curry's you can get in the supermarket also have sultanas in.0 -
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The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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pwwwoooar. Coronation chicken. Lush The TDNFNATN of food.thistle_ said:
Coronation chicken always used to have sultanas in it. Don't think I've seen it done for a while.elbowloh said:
It's like when i was a kid, putting sultanas in a curry was a done thing. I mean wtf?hopkinb said:Stevo_666 said:
Preposterous. What makes you think Seano is middle class?hopkinb said:seanoconn said:Today will be spent googling how to clean oil from a leather sofa. I accidentally lobbed a punnet of olives at devil child’s head yesterday. In hindsight an axe would have made less mess.
#middleclasschildbattering
He reached for something to luzz at a misbehaving kid, and it wasn't a heavy glass ashtray, remote control or can of Scrumpy Jack. The item that came to hand was a punnet of olives. Pretty conclusive.
Leather sofa could also be suggestive, but not if it's one of those big blowsy ones from DFS, and it certainly must not be one that reclines. That would cancel out the olives.
On the subject of olives, my local Indian takeaway do a dish that sounds delicious on the menu, but when it turns up, it has half a can of unadvertised olives in it. About every 2 years, we forget, and order, and have to spend time picking them all out. Olives in a curry. Why would they do such a thing?
I've seen that those tinned curry's you can get in the supermarket also have sultanas in.
#coronationchickenyumyum.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Anyhow, 50k just done, now to go and pick up the bambini
#frompaintopurgatory.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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that's not a curry though. It's a sandwhich filling / jacket topping. No one eats coronation chicken as a meal...right? Right?thistle_ said:
Coronation chicken always used to have sultanas in it. Don't think I've seen it done for a while.elbowloh said:
It's like when i was a kid, putting sultanas in a curry was a done thing. I mean wtf?hopkinb said:Stevo_666 said:
Preposterous. What makes you think Seano is middle class?hopkinb said:seanoconn said:Today will be spent googling how to clean oil from a leather sofa. I accidentally lobbed a punnet of olives at devil child’s head yesterday. In hindsight an axe would have made less mess.
#middleclasschildbattering
He reached for something to luzz at a misbehaving kid, and it wasn't a heavy glass ashtray, remote control or can of Scrumpy Jack. The item that came to hand was a punnet of olives. Pretty conclusive.
Leather sofa could also be suggestive, but not if it's one of those big blowsy ones from DFS, and it certainly must not be one that reclines. That would cancel out the olives.
On the subject of olives, my local Indian takeaway do a dish that sounds delicious on the menu, but when it turns up, it has half a can of unadvertised olives in it. About every 2 years, we forget, and order, and have to spend time picking them all out. Olives in a curry. Why would they do such a thing?
I've seen that those tinned curry's you can get in the supermarket also have sultanas in.0 -
Depends how bad the holdups get at the ports.elbowloh said:
that's not a curry though. It's a sandwhich filling / jacket topping. No one eats coronation chicken as a meal...right? Right?thistle_ said:
Coronation chicken always used to have sultanas in it. Don't think I've seen it done for a while.elbowloh said:
It's like when i was a kid, putting sultanas in a curry was a done thing. I mean wtf?hopkinb said:Stevo_666 said:
Preposterous. What makes you think Seano is middle class?hopkinb said:seanoconn said:Today will be spent googling how to clean oil from a leather sofa. I accidentally lobbed a punnet of olives at devil child’s head yesterday. In hindsight an axe would have made less mess.
#middleclasschildbattering
He reached for something to luzz at a misbehaving kid, and it wasn't a heavy glass ashtray, remote control or can of Scrumpy Jack. The item that came to hand was a punnet of olives. Pretty conclusive.
Leather sofa could also be suggestive, but not if it's one of those big blowsy ones from DFS, and it certainly must not be one that reclines. That would cancel out the olives.
On the subject of olives, my local Indian takeaway do a dish that sounds delicious on the menu, but when it turns up, it has half a can of unadvertised olives in it. About every 2 years, we forget, and order, and have to spend time picking them all out. Olives in a curry. Why would they do such a thing?
I've seen that those tinned curry's you can get in the supermarket also have sultanas in.
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Today’s picture of lunchtime hound walk
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depends on how big the bucket of coronation chicken iselbowloh said:
that's not a curry though. It's a sandwhich filling / jacket topping. No one eats coronation chicken as a meal...right? Right?thistle_ said:
Coronation chicken always used to have sultanas in it. Don't think I've seen it done for a while.elbowloh said:
It's like when i was a kid, putting sultanas in a curry was a done thing. I mean wtf?hopkinb said:Stevo_666 said:
Preposterous. What makes you think Seano is middle class?hopkinb said:seanoconn said:Today will be spent googling how to clean oil from a leather sofa. I accidentally lobbed a punnet of olives at devil child’s head yesterday. In hindsight an axe would have made less mess.
#middleclasschildbattering
He reached for something to luzz at a misbehaving kid, and it wasn't a heavy glass ashtray, remote control or can of Scrumpy Jack. The item that came to hand was a punnet of olives. Pretty conclusive.
Leather sofa could also be suggestive, but not if it's one of those big blowsy ones from DFS, and it certainly must not be one that reclines. That would cancel out the olives.
On the subject of olives, my local Indian takeaway do a dish that sounds delicious on the menu, but when it turns up, it has half a can of unadvertised olives in it. About every 2 years, we forget, and order, and have to spend time picking them all out. Olives in a curry. Why would they do such a thing?
I've seen that those tinned curry's you can get in the supermarket also have sultanas in.
#trough.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Heh heh, my vicious hound was obviously too much trouble for the evil unidentified dognapper who just posted above.0
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That'll need even more trips to the khazi thenStevo_666 said:
Looks like I'll have to invest in a stein to keep the ratio rightveronese68 said:Afternoon folks,
Very glad it's Friday, the end of a busy but unproductive week. Bloody frustrating, things are getting fixed but far too slowly.
I'm not keen on olives, good for producing oil though. Bloody loads of the little feckers on the floor in front of the garage which can get mildly irritating. I should sweep them up and Seano can throw them at the devil child without the punnet or the oil.
Following on from the other day this is the correct coffee cup to pint glass ratio*
* Especially as you get older 0 -
It's a price I'm willing to payveronese68 said:
That'll need even more trips to the khazi thenStevo_666 said:
Looks like I'll have to invest in a stein to keep the ratio rightveronese68 said:Afternoon folks,
Very glad it's Friday, the end of a busy but unproductive week. Bloody frustrating, things are getting fixed but far too slowly.
I'm not keen on olives, good for producing oil though. Bloody loads of the little feckers on the floor in front of the garage which can get mildly irritating. I should sweep them up and Seano can throw them at the devil child without the punnet or the oil.
Following on from the other day this is the correct coffee cup to pint glass ratio*
* Especially as you get older "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
tonight's beverage of choice
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Deutschland für mich.
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Anything at all para mi. As long as it contains alcomihol. Totally crackered. Some of those big yews were BIG, more like 250s than 200s so 'kin heavy. However, strongboi got it dun. And yes it is more satisfying than guiding a desk.
I do think an early night is on the cards.0 -
sounds like a top day proper graft - chapeau!orraloon said:Anything at all para mi. As long as it contains alcomihol. Totally crackered. Some of those big yews were BIG, more like 250s than 200s so 'kin heavy. However, strongboi got it dun. And yes it is more satisfying than guiding a desk.
I do think an early night is on the cards.
#properjob.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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