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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    seanoconn said:

    I wonder if MF is off getting a massage in the new parlour that’s just opened behind his sofa.

    Won't the MFs be fighting off the rozzers?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,376
    edited December 2020
    seanoconn said:

    I wonder if MF is off getting a massage in the new parlour that’s just opened behind his sofa.

    And having a fight with a load of locals at the same time?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Whoah. Now that's crazy numbers stuff.

    Good point well presented dude.

    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,376
    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Probably a bit of viagra as well.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Probably a bit of viagra as well.
    A bit!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    oxoman said:

    Suspect a defib might be required

    Is that fib as in the telling of porkies?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,376
    seanoconn said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Probably a bit of viagra as well.
    A bit!
    Speak for yourself :p
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Hey don’t knock till you’ve tried it. What self respecting woman would prefer a semi soft one over a turbo charged battering ram? Just don’t tell them ffs 😂
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Could buy in bulk, keep the cost reasonable
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Probably a bit of viagra as well.
    Some kind of cream might be useful too. Wonder if boots sell it...
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    oxoman said:

    Suspect a defib might be required

    defib - Jamaican noun for politician.

    Ex: Yah man, you not trust him, he tell defib

    #comedy
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    johngti said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Probably a bit of viagra as well.
    Some kind of cream might be useful too. Wonder if boots sell it...
    For before or after?
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    edited January 2021
    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Probably a bit of viagra as well.
    Some kind of cream might be useful too. Wonder if boots sell it...
    For before or after?
    Might need three types - before, during and after.

    It’s all getting a bit involved isn’t it. More trouble than it’s worth.

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