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  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    He may already be back and be doing some of that old crazyNinjashit and hiding behind my couch......

    #whatwasthatintheshadows?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,899
    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,164
    I had a look behind mine - he's not there.

    Is he behind yours @seanoconn?

    I hope you got well paid for that Madagascar job.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,447
    pinno said:

    I had a look behind mine - he's not there.

    Is he behind yours @seanoconn?

    I hope you got well paid for that Madagascar job.

    I don’t think so, it’s next to the radiator so he’d get a bit toasty.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 54,484
    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    I had a look behind mine - he's not there.

    Is he behind yours @seanoconn?

    I hope you got well paid for that Madagascar job.

    I don’t think so, it’s next to the radiator so he’d get a bit toasty.
    I thought these highly trained SAS killers could withstand extremes of heat and cold?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,447
    Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    I had a look behind mine - he's not there.

    Is he behind yours @seanoconn?

    I hope you got well paid for that Madagascar job.

    I don’t think so, it’s next to the radiator so he’d get a bit toasty.
    I thought these highly trained SAS killers could withstand extremes of heat and cold?
    Sh!t you’re right. I’m moving to the arm chair.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,164
    Turn up the heating Seano. Make the fecker sweat.
    Play Mna mna loud - he won't resist joining in.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,447
    I wonder if MF is off getting a massage in the new parlour that’s just opened behind his sofa.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,657
    seanoconn said:

    I wonder if MF is off getting a massage in the new parlour that’s just opened behind his sofa.

    Won't the MFs be fighting off the rozzers?
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 54,484
    edited December 2020
    seanoconn said:

    I wonder if MF is off getting a massage in the new parlour that’s just opened behind his sofa.

    And having a fight with a load of locals at the same time?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • johngtijohngti Posts: 2,481
    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Whoah. Now that's crazy numbers stuff.

    Good point well presented dude.

    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,899
    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 54,484
    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Probably a bit of viagra as well.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,447
    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Probably a bit of viagra as well.
    A bit!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,436
    Suspect a defib might be required
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,657
    oxoman said:

    Suspect a defib might be required

    Is that fib as in the telling of porkies?
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 54,484
    seanoconn said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Probably a bit of viagra as well.
    A bit!
    Speak for yourself :p
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,447
    Hey don’t knock till you’ve tried it. What self respecting woman would prefer a semi soft one over a turbo charged battering ram? Just don’t tell them ffs 😂
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • johngtijohngti Posts: 2,481
    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Could buy in bulk, keep the cost reasonable
  • johngtijohngti Posts: 2,481
    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Probably a bit of viagra as well.
    Some kind of cream might be useful too. Wonder if boots sell it...
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    oxoman said:

    Suspect a defib might be required

    defib - Jamaican noun for politician.

    Ex: Yah man, you not trust him, he tell defib

    #comedy
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,899
    johngti said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Probably a bit of viagra as well.
    Some kind of cream might be useful too. Wonder if boots sell it...
    For before or after?
  • johngtijohngti Posts: 2,481
    edited January 2021
    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    thistle_ said:

    johngti said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
    Could be as many as 45 threesomes if you choose any two of the models at once until all possible pairings have been selected. 10!/(8!2!) innit.
    Yeah.
    That would take a lot of Guinness and pork scratchings though.
    Probably a bit of viagra as well.
    Some kind of cream might be useful too. Wonder if boots sell it...
    For before or after?
    Might need three types - before, during and after.

    It’s all getting a bit involved isn’t it. More trouble than it’s worth.
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