Would you rather?

seanoconn
seanoconn Posts: 11,739
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Ok, serious topic.

Would you rather kiss Pinno on the lips or tidy V68 garage?
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Good choice. Your turn oxo
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    My ex is dead so that’s a little insensitive 😕 Watch Boris and co.

    Have a fight to the death with Stevo or hopkin?
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  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    There's a small chance that one of Harrison's chronometers are in the garage.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    oxoman said:

    Seano apology,s on your ex. However I'd rather listen to boris any day than go near her again.

    No no, my bad, I was only messing, I’m not offended at all.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Anyway. Fight to the death with Stevo or hopkin?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    I'll stay out of this one :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Stevo_666 said:

    I'll stay out of this one :)

    Too right, "it's not wurthit!"
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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    We're almost certainly in different weight classes.

    Stevo'll rip yer throat 'oot and crap down the hole. He's from Redcar. Mind you I'm also from an ex-industrial city turned sh1thole. So I'll tread on your neck and steal your wallet.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    H3 wears polo neck jumpers. So did The Saint and you wouldn’tfuckwith The Saint.

    #H3.doublehard
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    I'd rather fight H³, reckon I'd have a better chance of outrunning him than Stevo
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    veronese68 said:

    I'd rather fight H³, reckon I'd have a better chance of outrunning him than Stevo

    True dat :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVE-7x9Usvw
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Oxo vs 'Loon.

    They won't need gumshields - they can just take their dentures out.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    pinno said:

    Oxo vs 'Loon.

    They won't need gumshields - they can just take their dentures out.

    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    oxoman said:

    I maybe old, but no dentures. Just a couple of crowns. You forgot both my lads are 1st and 3rd dan black belts and I may have had some input in training them. May not as well, depends if someone wants to risk it.

    Cargobike, is that you??
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    pinno said:

    Oxo vs 'Loon.

    They won't need gumshields - they can just take their dentures out.

    "I'm just a poor old man.... My legs are grey. My ears are gnarled. My eyes are old and bent."
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    "Nasty, eh?"

    "Hmm. Could be worse."

    "What do you mean, 'could be worse'?"

    "Well, you could be stabbed."

    "Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!"

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  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    seanoconn said:

    oxoman said:

    I maybe old, but no dentures. Just a couple of crowns. You forgot both my lads are 1st and 3rd dan black belts and I may have had some input in training them. May not as well, depends if someone wants to risk it.

    Cargobike, is that you??
    no - he's busy fighting everyone whilst running massage parlours and bedding countless utterly beautiful tall, ex model incredibly rich doctor women.

    like James Bond meets Postman Pat meets Peter Stringfellow.

    #deliverywithmenaces
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    MattFalle said:

    seanoconn said:

    oxoman said:

    I maybe old, but no dentures. Just a couple of crowns. You forgot both my lads are 1st and 3rd dan black belts and I may have had some input in training them. May not as well, depends if someone wants to risk it.

    Cargobike, is that you??
    no - he's busy fighting everyone whilst running massage parlours and bedding countless utterly beautiful tall, ex model incredibly rich doctor women.

    like James Bond meets Postman Pat meets Peter Stringfellow.

    #deliverywithmenaces
    Reminds me of the time after receiving my license to kill I headed to Madagascar and uncovered a link to Le Chiffre, a man who finances terrorist organizations. Learning that Le Chiffre planned to raise money in a high-stakes poker game, MI6 sent me to play against him, gambling that their newest "00" operative would topple the man's organisation. On the way home I beat up 20 rozzers and had a 3 some with 10 ex model stewardesses.
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  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    A 3 some with 11 peeps is far more cosy than just a plain old 11 some.
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  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    MF is just confused now but tbh he's never really been a numbers man...
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    MattFalle said:

    seanoconn said:

    oxoman said:

    I maybe old, but no dentures. Just a couple of crowns. You forgot both my lads are 1st and 3rd dan black belts and I may have had some input in training them. May not as well, depends if someone wants to risk it.

    Cargobike, is that you??
    no - he's busy fighting everyone whilst running massage parlours and bedding countless utterly beautiful tall, ex model incredibly rich doctor women.

    like James Bond meets Postman Pat meets Peter Stringfellow.

    #deliverywithmenaces
    :D

    If that doesn't bring him back I don't know what will...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    He may already be back and be doing some of that old crazyNinjashit and hiding behind my couch......

    #whatwasthatintheshadows?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    MattFalle said:

    wouldn’t that be a 10 some?

    Or 3x3somes with the one left over bringing you ‘scratchings and Guinness to keep your strength up?

    5x 3 somes if you manage to keep your "strength" up to take part in all of them.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    I had a look behind mine - he's not there.

    Is he behind yours @seanoconn?

    I hope you got well paid for that Madagascar job.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    pinno said:

    I had a look behind mine - he's not there.

    Is he behind yours @seanoconn?

    I hope you got well paid for that Madagascar job.

    I don’t think so, it’s next to the radiator so he’d get a bit toasty.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    I had a look behind mine - he's not there.

    Is he behind yours @seanoconn?

    I hope you got well paid for that Madagascar job.

    I don’t think so, it’s next to the radiator so he’d get a bit toasty.
    I thought these highly trained SAS killers could withstand extremes of heat and cold?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    I had a look behind mine - he's not there.

    Is he behind yours @seanoconn?

    I hope you got well paid for that Madagascar job.

    I don’t think so, it’s next to the radiator so he’d get a bit toasty.
    I thought these highly trained SAS killers could withstand extremes of heat and cold?
    Sh!t you’re right. I’m moving to the arm chair.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Turn up the heating Seano. Make the fecker sweat.
    Play Mna mna loud - he won't resist joining in.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    I wonder if MF is off getting a massage in the new parlour that’s just opened behind his sofa.
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