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  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    thistle_ said:

    seanoconn said:

    Morning exercise enjoyed until child 2 rode his bike inexplicably into a bush

    At least a bush is usually a soft landing, unlike a tree or a boulder. I assume child 2 is physically OK?

    I hope that it was tidy shrubbery - nobody likes an unkempt bush.

    #topiary

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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    That was a cold one. +2 but a cold breeze. Found me one of dem alien monolith things!



    And there's another one in the distance background.

    Actually, they are part of a millenium sundial according to the runes inscribed on the metal surface. Or are they?
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Just been out wiv da Hound and his massif.

    Blimey that wind is cold - just a tee shirt under the North Face all toasty but hands/ears/schnozzle caught it.

    Now for chicken noodle soup avec added ris.

    #brrrrbreezy
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Stage 1 of mural in boys room


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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    elbowloh said:

    Stage 1 of mural in boys room


    That’s really good!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    edited December 2020
    Bike ride 95% completed - just need to leave the pub and cycle home

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    oxoman said:

    You absolute git, what's a pub. Can't remember the last time I went to one.

    Does it help that it’s not that warm in here? Nevertheless finish this final cider and it’s just over 4 miles home for a steak dinner and by now an angry wife
  • @oxoman
    Get used to it chuck, we're going Tier 4 tomorrow, me thinks.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Cargobike said:


    In other news CB told the young doctor to sling her hook again last night, the ungrateful cow. It's painful to do, but I'm nobodies doormat.

    Blxxdy 'ell CB, is like an episode of EastEnders reading your posts. 'Git aht o' mah life'. 😊

    Mind you, haven't watched EE in a long time. Is Rick-ay still in it?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    oxoman said:

    You absolute git, what's a pub. Can't remember the last time I went to one.

    Git with a capital G! This kind of provocation will not stand!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • orraloon said:

    Blxxdy 'ell CB, is like an episode of EastEnders reading your posts. 'Git aht o' mah life'. 😊

    Mind you, haven't watched EE in a long time. Is Rick-ay still in it?

    Eastenders?
    Never watched it, never will.

    She's just been on the phone pleading with me to go back, telling me how she'll do anything for me.

    I'm trying to decide whether asking for a threesome with her sister is the right thing to do

    That's a poor attempt at humour btw, before folk start getting their knickers in a twist.

    Perhaps she can ask daddy to give me a couple of million £££'s from down the back of the sofa as a subtle bribe :lol:

    Who needs Eastenders when CB is "in da hause".
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Cargobike said:

    I'm trying to decide whether asking for a threesome with her sister is the right thing to do

    I think that's way too risky, what if she says yes? Then you're obliged to get back together (for a while at least).
  • thistle_ said:

    I think that's way too risky, what if she says yes? Then you're obliged to get back together (for a while at least).

    And the problem is?
    Apart from having to carry on the relationship that bit longer?
    I've always fancied her sister, she's quieter, more laid back.
    Only problem is she's not tall, I've got a thing for tall women.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Cargobike said:

    thistle_ said:

    I think that's way too risky, what if she says yes? Then you're obliged to get back together (for a while at least).

    And the problem is?
    Apart from having to carry on the relationship that bit longer?
    That's the problem I was thinking of.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Cargobike said:

    'ning.
    Piffling small amount of snow here, probably gone in an hour, but enough to delay deliveries in from our partners, so that we've only just loaded up for the day. Early lunch then out this afternoon delivering parcels that should have arrived before Christmas.
    Expecting the abuse on the doorsteps to be high this year, as if its our fault.

    In other news CB told the young doctor to sling her hook again last night, the ungrateful cow. It's painful to do, but I'm nobodies doormat.

    no you didn't
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Cargobike said:

    orraloon said:

    Blxxdy 'ell CB, is like an episode of EastEnders reading your posts. 'Git aht o' mah life'. 😊

    Mind you, haven't watched EE in a long time. Is Rick-ay still in it?

    Eastenders?
    Never watched it, never will.

    She's just been on the phone pleading with me to go back, telling me how she'll do anything for me.

    I'm trying to decide whether asking for a threesome with her sister is the right thing to do

    That's a poor attempt at humour btw, before folk start getting their knickers in a twist.

    Perhaps she can ask daddy to give me a couple of million £££'s from down the back of the sofa as a subtle bribe :lol:

    Who needs Eastenders when CB is "in da hause".
    no she wasn't

    #delusional
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Oooh, confessionals evening is it? Do pray tell all. 😉
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    orraloon said:

    Oooh, confessionals evening is it? Do pray tell all. 😉

    It was me that ate all your after eights and left the little paper sleeves in the box.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited December 2020
    hopkinb said:

    orraloon said:

    Oooh, confessionals evening is it? Do pray tell all. 😉

    It was me that ate all your after eights and left the little paper sleeves in the box.

    It were me that apple pie’d your bed

    #whyismybedsoshort?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • oxoman said:

    CB, a threesome with the ex,s sister and the ex might sound like a dream but don't do it. I made the mistake of showing interest in my ex,s sister. Came back to haunt me on several occasions, one when her then husband started at the company I worked for.

    :lol:
    Twas a joke, nothing more.
    I'd have no chance, she goes for men with serious money, not plebs like me.
  • MattFalle said:

    no she wasn't

    #delusional

    #F*ck off!

    I'm not sure what you are trying to prove, but it's really p*ssing me off, so do me a favour and keep your sh*tty, snide comments to yourself.

    Okay?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Cargobike said:

    MattFalle said:

    no she wasn't

    #delusional

    #F*ck off!

    I'm not sure what you are trying to prove, but it's really p*ssing me off, so do me a favour and keep your sh*tty, snide comments to yourself.

    Okay?

    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • :lol:
    You can f*ck off, an all.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Cargobike said:

    :lol:
    You can f*ck off, an all.

    Do you know where I live or have the ability to find out where I live?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Just smashed university challenge on BBC 2 with 16 correct answers.

    #boom
    #livingitup
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    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    seanoconn said:

    Cargobike said:

    :lol:
    You can f*ck off, an all.

    Do you know where I live or have the ability to find out where I live?
    I do
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    If I can’t you duck off an all
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    tlw1 said:

    seanoconn said:

    Cargobike said:

    :lol:
    You can f*ck off, an all.

    Do you know where I live or have the ability to find out where I live?
    I do
    Yes but you’re mildly annoying, not threatening
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    But Da Man know where everyone live, wot wiv internetz, 5G, Bill Gates....... red or blue pill?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    tlw1 said:

    If I can’t you duck off an all

    Well I did flag your pub post so I guess we’re even.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי