Conspiracy theories

MattFalle
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Whats your favourite?

Mine is currently that Australia doesn't exist - its all a lie made up by the British who just sailed convicts off the edge of the earth and to cover up their mass murder made up Australia.

All Australians are actors paid for by Britain.
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The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    #chemtrails
  • joe2019
    joe2019 Posts: 1,338
    edited December 2020
    Paul McCartney is an imposter, the real one died in a car crash on November 9 1966.

    As this has been confirmed by Ringo Starr, I guess it's probably true.

    Avril Lavigne died and was replaced by a lookalike named Melissa in 2003.
  • mrb123
    mrb123 Posts: 4,833
    MattFalle said:

    Whats your favourite?

    Mine is currently that Australia doesn't exist - its all a lie made up by the British who just sailed convicts off the edge of the earth and to cover up their mass murder made up Australia.

    All Australians are actors paid for by Britain.

    Assuming this is true, where did those of us who think we have been to Australia actually get taken?
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    MattFalle said:

    Whats your favourite?

    Mine is currently that Australia doesn't exist - its all a lie made up by the British who just sailed convicts off the edge of the earth and to cover up their mass murder made up Australia.

    All Australians are actors paid for by Britain.


    This is an amazing conspiracy theory - first I've heard of it. Interested where I was on those two occasions and impressed by how good my Aussie mates are at acting. Hat to them.
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  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    edited December 2020
    joe2019 said:

    Paul McCartney is an imposter, the real one died in a car crash on November 9 1966.

    As this has been confirmed by Ringo Starr, I guess it's probably true.


    Wait. Confirmed by Ringo Starr?
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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    Fake Paul's done ok for himself all things considered.
  • joe2019
    joe2019 Posts: 1,338
    kingstongraham said:

    Fake Paul's done ok for himself all things considered.

    For sure, lucky Billy.

  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,485
    kingstongraham said:

    Fake Paul's done ok for himself all things considered.

    Even managed to pull that bird in the tight jumper.
    She was legless though.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
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  • MattFalle
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    Ben6899 said:

    MattFalle said:

    Whats your favourite?

    Mine is currently that Australia doesn't exist - its all a lie made up by the British who just sailed convicts off the edge of the earth and to cover up their mass murder made up Australia.

    All Australians are actors paid for by Britain.


    This is an amazing conspiracy theory - first I've heard of it. Interested where I was on those two occasions and impressed by how good my Aussie mates are at acting. Hat to them.
    https://u.osu.edu/vanzandt/2019/02/14/the-greatest-lie-ever-told-how-australia-is-fake/

    all contained therein - just google "flat earth australia is fake"

    #they'reallbleedin'mental
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,485
    Elite reptiles. 🤣🤣🤣
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Pass on their phone numbers. I need to alert them to possible dodgy transactions on their bank accounts...
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,660
    This guy takes a spirit level on a flight to prove the earth is flat.

    Think about that.

    https://youtu.be/6nNUEU8gnf4
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  • joe2019
    joe2019 Posts: 1,338
    But why fly for only 20 minutes, go on a 12 hour flight with the spirit level, that would prove it.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,485
    All he had to do was look out the window. 🤔
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Ben6899 said:

    joe2019 said:

    Paul McCartney is an imposter, the real one died in a car crash on November 9 1966.

    As this has been confirmed by Ringo Starr, I guess it's probably true.


    Wait. Confirmed by Ringo Starr?
    Yes, but only the fake Ringo Starr ;)
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    pblakeney said:

    Elite reptiles. 🤣🤣🤣

    Icke was accused of using a metaphor to be anti-Semitic but he clarified that he meant actual lizards.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,660
    coopster_the_1st said:


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  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    pangolin said:

    This guy takes a spirit level on a flight to prove the earth is flat.

    Think about that.

    https://youtu.be/6nNUEU8gnf4


    This is more stupid than I can realistically deal with.
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  • joe2019
    joe2019 Posts: 1,338
    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    Ben6899 said:

    pangolin said:

    This guy takes a spirit level on a flight to prove the earth is flat.

    Think about that.

    https://youtu.be/6nNUEU8gnf4


    This is more stupid than I can realistically deal with.
    I want to see his mind blown when he drives up a hill.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,660
    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Walk me through that first one
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  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Oh dear.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pangolin said:

    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Walk me through that first one
    yes. me please too. am now intrigued.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pangolin said:

    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Walk me through that first one
    actually, walk me through all 3 please.

    #intrigued
    #knowledge
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • joe2019
    joe2019 Posts: 1,338
    edited December 2020
    pangolin said:

    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Walk me through that first one
    MattFalle said:

    pangolin said:

    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Walk me through that first one
    actually, walk me through all 3 please.

    #intrigued
    #knowledge

    Only 12 people, all American men, have walked on the moon, the last in 1972, however fear not, NASA Astronaut Don Pettit explains why:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16MMZJlp_0Y

    "I'd go back to the moon in a nanosecond. The problem is we don't have the technology to do that anymore, we used to, but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again."

    2 & 3: Simply, I don't trust Bush or the Royal family.


  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    One member of the royal family was involved, that's true.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    joe2019 said:

    pangolin said:

    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Walk me through that first one
    MattFalle said:

    pangolin said:

    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Walk me through that first one
    actually, walk me through all 3 please.

    #intrigued
    #knowledge

    Only 12 people, all American men, have walked on the moon, the last in 1972, however fear not, NASA Astronaut Don Pettit explains why:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16MMZJlp_0Y

    "I'd go back to the moon in a nanosecond. The problem is we don't have the technology to do that anymore, we used to, but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again."

    2 & 3: Simply, I don't trust Bush or the Royal family.


    brilliant. Great reasoning all round backed up facts, evidence, evaluation of viewpoints.

    anything to persuade us?

    #intrigued
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • joe2019
    joe2019 Posts: 1,338
    MattFalle said:

    joe2019 said:

    pangolin said:

    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Walk me through that first one
    MattFalle said:

    pangolin said:

    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Walk me through that first one
    actually, walk me through all 3 please.

    #intrigued
    #knowledge

    Only 12 people, all American men, have walked on the moon, the last in 1972, however fear not, NASA Astronaut Don Pettit explains why:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16MMZJlp_0Y

    "I'd go back to the moon in a nanosecond. The problem is we don't have the technology to do that anymore, we used to, but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again."

    2 & 3: Simply, I don't trust Bush or the Royal family.


    brilliant. Great reasoning all round backed up facts, evidence, evaluation of viewpoints.

    anything to persuade us?

    #intrigued

    It's just what I believe, why would I want to persuade you?
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    joe2019 said:

    MattFalle said:

    joe2019 said:

    pangolin said:

    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Walk me through that first one
    MattFalle said:

    pangolin said:

    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Walk me through that first one
    actually, walk me through all 3 please.

    #intrigued
    #knowledge

    Only 12 people, all American men, have walked on the moon, the last in 1972, however fear not, NASA Astronaut Don Pettit explains why:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16MMZJlp_0Y

    "I'd go back to the moon in a nanosecond. The problem is we don't have the technology to do that anymore, we used to, but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again."

    2 & 3: Simply, I don't trust Bush or the Royal family.


    brilliant. Great reasoning all round backed up facts, evidence, evaluation of viewpoints.

    anything to persuade us?

    #intrigued

    It's just what I believe, why would I want to persuade you?
    Because the alternative is to have people know that you are a nutcase who believes any old codswallop without a stroke of evidence?
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,660
    joe2019 said:

    MattFalle said:

    joe2019 said:

    pangolin said:

    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Walk me through that first one
    MattFalle said:

    pangolin said:

    joe2019 said:

    I believe there is some truth in some of the most famous conspiracy theories, including:

    NASA never went to the moon.
    Bush was involved in 9/11.
    The Royals were involved in Diana's death.

    Flat earth is way beyond me though.

    Walk me through that first one
    actually, walk me through all 3 please.

    #intrigued
    #knowledge

    Only 12 people, all American men, have walked on the moon, the last in 1972, however fear not, NASA Astronaut Don Pettit explains why:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16MMZJlp_0Y

    "I'd go back to the moon in a nanosecond. The problem is we don't have the technology to do that anymore, we used to, but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again."

    2 & 3: Simply, I don't trust Bush or the Royal family.


    brilliant. Great reasoning all round backed up facts, evidence, evaluation of viewpoints.

    anything to persuade us?

    #intrigued

    It's just what I believe, why would I want to persuade you?
    Something persuaded you. I guess the assumption is that 'something' was more convincing than what you've shared with us so far.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono

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