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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    oxoman said:

    Does that mean after his Xmas super model diet he will have reduced his moobs to Kate moss size bxxbs.

    Pre Xmas

    My actual Xmas super starts Christmas Eve and will consist of a minimum of 12 dishes which represent the 12 apostles and months of the year.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    edited December 2020
    Wheelspinner said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    Currently enjoying an espresso martini. Quite potent when you’re on a Kate Moss diet 🥴

    Why the Kate Moss diet?
    Slimming before Xmas, my super model diet (all rights Stevo) and apparently kate Moss was involved in the making of the espresso martini when she asked the barman “I want something that wakes me up, then f@cks me up.”
    Does it make you as intelligent as a supermodel?
    Q: What do you get when you cross a super-model with a character from Thunderbirds?

    A: Claudia Schiffer-Brains

    IGMC
    Q:Why did the supermodel stare at the orange juice carton?

    A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

    I'll get my coat as well....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Claudia Schiffer does/did something to me.

    Moss - ugly as fook. Squint eyed, skinny.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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