monday is covariant

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Freudian slip ^? . Ha ha.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    hopkinb said:

    seanoconn said:

    hopkinb said:

    S'pissing it down. Going to make shepherd's pie.

    Secret ingredient?

    Korean recipe?
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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,485
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    hopkinb said:

    tlw1 said:

    MattFalle said:

    How do I raise my monitor? Its a silver one. It has a button on the back but it doesn't press in so I am currently balancing it on two rolls of mine tape.

    #fuckingstupidtechnology

    Couple of books underneath it.
    That’s what I’ve done with the old school desk I bought, when I realised I had obviously bought an ex primary school one
    You're in good company...


    😂
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    hopkinb said:

    seanoconn said:

    hopkinb said:

    S'pissing it down. Going to make shepherd's pie.

    Secret ingredient?

    Never tried Korean shepherds pie before.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Stevo_666 said:

    hopkinb said:

    seanoconn said:

    hopkinb said:

    S'pissing it down. Going to make shepherd's pie.

    Secret ingredient?

    Never tried Korean shepherds pie before.
    I’m flattered, thank you 😘
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    edited December 2020
    Currently enjoying an espresso martini. Quite potent when you’re on a Kate Moss diet 🥴
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    pblakeney said:
    The circles do not actually move apart from rotating.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    edited December 2020
    The ride on the squirmabaout scale 2/10 'cos the rain washed most of the mud away but it left gravel.
    So i'm adding the gravel score to the ride description. 9/10.
    On the wet scale 0/10 as it didn't rain but there was fluds* everywhere, so flud scale 9/10.
    On the windy scale 7/10.

    So,
    Sqa: 3
    Gra: 9
    Flu: 9
    Pre: 0
    Win: 7
    Sun: 8
    Tem: 4 (if 10 was the coldest you would ride in)
    Dis: 3 (if 10 was longest ride you would do).
    O/R: 0 (off road but technically, seen as some of the roads are so bad...)

    [I need 1 more to make the scale up to 100].

    Gnarly rating 43

    *Spelt like it actually sounds.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    seanoconn said:

    Currently enjoying an espresso martini. Quite potent when you’re on a Kate Moss diet 🥴

    Why the Kate Moss diet?
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    Currently enjoying an espresso martini. Quite potent when you’re on a Kate Moss diet 🥴

    Why the Kate Moss diet?
    Slimming before Xmas, my super model diet (all rights Stevo) and apparently kate Moss was involved in the making of the espresso martini when she asked the barman “I want something that wakes me up, then f@cks me up.”
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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,485
    pinno said:

    pblakeney said:
    The circles do not actually move apart from rotating.
    That's what makes it cool. 😉
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    pblakeney said:

    pinno said:

    pblakeney said:
    The circles do not actually move apart from rotating.
    That's what makes it cool. 😉
    Oh yeah, it's a good optical illusion.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    Currently enjoying an espresso martini. Quite potent when you’re on a Kate Moss diet 🥴

    Why the Kate Moss diet?

    Who doesn't enjoy a line of marching powder?
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Item 10 on the gnarly score has to be obstacles.
    Now this could be sheep, bloody pedestrians, bloody runnerists, other livestock, aliens, bloody tourists, bad drivers.

    So i'm adding a 4 for a close pass with a farmer bloke who was pulling a trailer much wider than his vehicle.

    Gnarly rating: 47
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    Ben6899 said:

    sungod said:

    'ning

    quick ride and cafe, then off to t' north for inner city break with mrs s, much bubbly, which may render the ghost manifest

    You don't say "off to t' north" its off t' north.

    It's like when people tried being Peter Kay saying "I'm going on the tinternet". It's "I'm going on t'internet".

    Anyway, back at work and the damn sun is out after a weekend of wet weather, WTF is that all about?

    SG will be wondering why no one understands him at the northern spa.

    Have fun, @sungod , I hope the north treats you well despite your poor grasp of the language!
    tbh only just north of the euston road, so the accent is inteligible, just dodged tier-3 too

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    edited December 2020
    'North'?! Bleeding heck.

    So it's bubbly and madeleines served by someone else and a hot bath run by someone else away from home instead of... at home.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Ben6899 said:

    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    Currently enjoying an espresso martini. Quite potent when you’re on a Kate Moss diet 🥴

    Why the Kate Moss diet?

    Who doesn't enjoy a line of marching powder?
    blow 'n' hos my man, blow 'n' hos.......


    #blow'n'ho
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    pinno said:

    'North'?! Bleeding heck.

    So it's bubbly and madeleines served by someone else and a hot bath run by someone else away from home instead of... at home.

    Mr and Mrs sungod's economic stimulus plan.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    Evening folks,
    Busy day of wfw. Endless Teams meetings trying to solve a few issues with the new computer system. Got some solved but not good enough. More of the same tomorrow unfortunately.
    Enjoy the pre tier3 break SG. Good job you didn't venture too far north, I suspect the air gets thinner or something.
    Tuesday is the new Wednesday, pub booking brought forward.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497

    pinno said:

    'North'?! Bleeding heck.

    So it's bubbly and madeleines served by someone else and a hot bath run by someone else away from home instead of... at home.

    Mr and Mrs sungod's economic stimulus plan.
    Brilliant, quite brilliant. What a plan SG, what a plan.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    Currently enjoying an espresso martini. Quite potent when you’re on a Kate Moss diet 🥴

    Why the Kate Moss diet?
    Slimming before Xmas, my super model diet (all rights Stevo) and apparently kate Moss was involved in the making of the espresso martini when she asked the barman “I want something that wakes me up, then f@cks me up.”
    Does it make you as intelligent as a supermodel?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    edited December 2020
    Can he chew bubble gum and walk at the same time?

    After today's ride, I can't.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    pinno said:

    Can he chew bubble gum and walk at the same time?

    After today's ride, I can't.

    Horrible out on my ride too, have I said how much I’ve missed cycling though
  • Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    Currently enjoying an espresso martini. Quite potent when you’re on a Kate Moss diet 🥴

    Why the Kate Moss diet?
    Slimming before Xmas, my super model diet (all rights Stevo) and apparently kate Moss was involved in the making of the espresso martini when she asked the barman “I want something that wakes me up, then f@cks me up.”
    Does it make you as intelligent as a supermodel?
    Q: What do you get when you cross a super-model with a character from Thunderbirds?

    A: Claudia Schiffer-Brains

    IGMC
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:

    Can he chew bubble gum and walk at the same time?

    After today's ride, I can't.

    Horrible out on my ride too, have I said how much I’ve missed cycling though
    Had flu jab last Monday. Ben wiped out for a week.
    Came back, showered, ate, picked the girls up and then fell asleep for an hour and a half.

    Cycling is good - you should do it more often. That runnering will do you in eventually.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    pinno said:

    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:

    Can he chew bubble gum and walk at the same time?

    After today's ride, I can't.

    Horrible out on my ride too, have I said how much I’ve missed cycling though
    Had flu jab last Monday. Ben wiped out for a week.
    Came back, showered, ate, picked the girls up and then fell asleep for an hour and a half.

    Cycling is good - you should do it more often. That runnering will do you in eventually.
    I know, couple of things I want to attempt then cycling goals
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    Currently enjoying an espresso martini. Quite potent when you’re on a Kate Moss diet 🥴

    Why the Kate Moss diet?
    Slimming before Xmas, my super model diet (all rights Stevo) and apparently kate Moss was involved in the making of the espresso martini when she asked the barman “I want something that wakes me up, then f@cks me up.”
    Does it make you as intelligent as a supermodel?
    As the famously witty and eloquent Naomi Campbell would say “F@ck off you slag!”
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739

    Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    Currently enjoying an espresso martini. Quite potent when you’re on a Kate Moss diet 🥴

    Why the Kate Moss diet?
    Slimming before Xmas, my super model diet (all rights Stevo) and apparently kate Moss was involved in the making of the espresso martini when she asked the barman “I want something that wakes me up, then f@cks me up.”
    Does it make you as intelligent as a supermodel?
    Q: What do you get when you cross a super-model with a character from Thunderbirds?

    A: Claudia Schiffer-Brains

    IGMC
    👍😂

    And how was she ever a super model?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי