sunday 'twas the night before lockdown
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vegan?Cargobike said:
Send it round my gaff if you like, I'm bloody starving, Could eat a horse. A vegan horse obviously.thistle_(mbnw) said:
She's been cooking things for the last hour so I think that's what she's planning to do. I'm not hungry.veronese68 said:Eurgh, that's dull thistle. Can you eat like a king tonight at least.
Ended up finishing the day cycling home too, too late to catch the train home, which is far more uphill on the return. Just yawned for the first time today which is a good sign. Hopefully, sleep won't be too far away.
#oh.sorrytohearthat.theMFssendtheircondolences.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Dahmer would approvedarkhairedlord said:
The neighbours? bit extreme but then i don't know them.pinno said:
Just curry the lot.darkhairedlord said:
have a pre-tier3 barbeque and invite the neighbours around.thistle_(mbnw) said:S**t Sunday's just got worse.
Had £40 of frozen food delivered on Tuesday to stock up the freezer. Someone left the door open and now it's all defrosted.
On the plus side, it's bin day tomorrow.
#whosfordinnerJeffrey?.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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people have been getting away racism on here since last time MF was here - MF reprted stuff and he didn't even get an acknowledgement message from the mods.darkhairedlord said:
I dont think they are taken down by mods. I think it is automatique based on number of flags. Apparently...Stevo_666 said:
I reckon the mods are having to deal with so many flags these days they won't notice (assuming they pay any attention these days). Someone has taken to flagging almost every post Coopster makes regardless of content - which is a bit odd.Ben6899 said:
Although tex' did get banned for some deeply offensive racist remarks.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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grazie! its got mega suntan potential and a new badge and and name and everything and I may get some new boots and pants.oxoman said:MF, goodluck on that role. Well had to go to the local walking dead tesco supermarket to pick up new safety glasses, whoa that was an eye opener. Was told to report to the front of the queue and they would let me in, some guy built like tyson fury tried to stop me in my tracks thinking i was jumping the queue. His face when i said i was fetching glasses and i wouldn't actually buy food from the dump if it was the last place on earth, priceless. Just wish I'd got a shoulder camera like the police have, I'd share it on here for a laugh. Ben listen to MF he's been there as have i, life's to short to bother with c$$$$$$r,s kind.
#freefootwear.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Attendant for a tanning salon?MattFalle said:
grazie! its got mega suntan potential and a new badge and and name and everything and I may get some new boots and pants.oxoman said:MF, goodluck on that role. Well had to go to the local walking dead tesco supermarket to pick up new safety glasses, whoa that was an eye opener. Was told to report to the front of the queue and they would let me in, some guy built like tyson fury tried to stop me in my tracks thinking i was jumping the queue. His face when i said i was fetching glasses and i wouldn't actually buy food from the dump if it was the last place on earth, priceless. Just wish I'd got a shoulder camera like the police have, I'd share it on here for a laugh. Ben listen to MF he's been there as have i, life's to short to bother with c$$$$$$r,s kind.
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wouldn't that leave weird tan marks?Cargobike said:
Gimp for Richard Branson on Necker Island?MattFalle said:grazie! its got mega suntan potential and a new badge and and name and everything and I may get some new boots and pants.
#freefootwear
anyhow, his brexit beliefs wouldn't allow MF to take the job offer unfortunately....
#youvotedwhat?ffs.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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ooooh. now you're talking. loads of vacuos chat, reading of magazines, unlimited coffee....darkhairedlord said:
Attendant for a tanning salon?MattFalle said:
grazie! its got mega suntan potential and a new badge and and name and everything and I may get some new boots and pants.oxoman said:MF, goodluck on that role. Well had to go to the local walking dead tesco supermarket to pick up new safety glasses, whoa that was an eye opener. Was told to report to the front of the queue and they would let me in, some guy built like tyson fury tried to stop me in my tracks thinking i was jumping the queue. His face when i said i was fetching glasses and i wouldn't actually buy food from the dump if it was the last place on earth, priceless. Just wish I'd got a shoulder camera like the police have, I'd share it on here for a laugh. Ben listen to MF he's been there as have i, life's to short to bother with c$$$$$$r,s kind.
#freefootwear
its not a bad shout tbh.
#yourleisureismypleasure.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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new job. tanning salon attendant.pinno said:
Uh?!MattFalle said:...tanning studio...
ooooh. now you're talking. loads of vacuos chat, reading of magazines, unlimited coffee....
presume it will also involve handing out those goggly things..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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I still don't get it (and nor do you).MattFalle said:
Surely there's other benefits of a tanning studio?!
Perv heaven?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
essentially, the backstory is that there may be a chance of me getting a new posting on tour doing some very cool stuff with very cool people - all in the pipeline though, so v v excited but not holding breath if you know what I mean.pinno said:
I still don't get it (and nor do you).MattFalle said:
Surely there's other benefits of a tanning studio?!
Perv heaven?
May well mean going somewhere where I'll get a suntan but at least I'll be warm.
the salon is just a cover story in case the Russians are watching.
#suntan.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Yeah, best keep quiet. Those pesky Russians are everywhere.
#don'ttrustteaseanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
#shhhhhh.
The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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It's ok, the mods keep those russians off the forum no problem0
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jeeez one of the problems with society (in my opinion ) is the vacuous way there is only snowflakery permitted and any dissenting opinion closed down. its always the way with the retarded masses.webboo said:
So someone with mental health issues is considered disabled. So you may actually be committing an offence by abusing them.coopster_the_1st said:
You should seek medical help for your paranoia!Ben6899 said:C******r has been on these fora for over a decade; #37 is more recent, I think. Could well be a sockpuppet of C******r's?
@david37 The last 20 or so posts on this thread shows how childish some are when they disagree with your point of view
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I wonder what other sections of humanity you feel it’s ok to abuse as well. You must be big and brave in the real world.0
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I find it funny how people that use the term snowflake are so easily triggered.0
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Link at the end to Rodney Dangerfield was much appreciated!pinno said:It's the new 'Jehova'.
The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Is it near Crewe?MattFalle said:
essentially, the backstory is that there may be a chance of me getting a new posting on tour doing some very cool stuff with very cool people - all in the pipeline though, so v v excited but not holding breath if you know what I mean.pinno said:
I still don't get it (and nor do you).MattFalle said:
Surely there's other benefits of a tanning studio?!
Perv heaven?
May well mean going somewhere where I'll get a suntan but at least I'll be warm.
the salon is just a cover story in case the Russians are watching.
#suntan
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Alsagertlw1 said:
Is it near Crewe?MattFalle said:
essentially, the backstory is that there may be a chance of me getting a new posting on tour doing some very cool stuff with very cool people - all in the pipeline though, so v v excited but not holding breath if you know what I mean.pinno said:
I still don't get it (and nor do you).MattFalle said:
Surely there's other benefits of a tanning studio?!
Perv heaven?
May well mean going somewhere where I'll get a suntan but at least I'll be warm.
the salon is just a cover story in case the Russians are watching.
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imagine that. i think you'd just stand there in shock thinking "what on earth have i done to deserve this?"thistle_(mbnw) said:
Alsagertlw1 said:
Is it near Crewe?MattFalle said:
essentially, the backstory is that there may be a chance of me getting a new posting on tour doing some very cool stuff with very cool people - all in the pipeline though, so v v excited but not holding breath if you know what I mean.pinno said:
I still don't get it (and nor do you).MattFalle said:
Surely there's other benefits of a tanning studio?!
Perv heaven?
May well mean going somewhere where I'll get a suntan but at least I'll be warm.
the salon is just a cover story in case the Russians are watching.
#suntan
it would be the worst posting possible - a fetid miasma of immorality and inbreeding mixed with a pollutant of gential diseases.
#didn'tsignupforthisshit.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Isn't that most places though?
I've lived all over the place and everywhere has seemed sh*te after the first few weeks.
The only thing going for the latest place I live is this gem, courtesy of Shane Meadows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58ylrJ0cH2w&ab_channel=anow10
He captures the sh*tness of the place to a T.0 -
Alsager makes that look like Branson's island tbf......
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Just Wiki'd that film.
Blimey - that's a cheery number - I'll be sure not miss out this year's Elmo's Christmas Cracker for that one.
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Captures my town great.
It's a f*cking dump surrounded by nice countryside.0 -
You might not have signed up for this but you're getting it. 😉MattFalle said:
imagine that. i think you'd just stand there in shock thinking "what on earth have i done to deserve this?"thistle_(mbnw) said:
Alsagertlw1 said:
Is it near Crewe?MattFalle said:
essentially, the backstory is that there may be a chance of me getting a new posting on tour doing some very cool stuff with very cool people - all in the pipeline though, so v v excited but not holding breath if you know what I mean.pinno said:
I still don't get it (and nor do you).MattFalle said:
Surely there's other benefits of a tanning studio?!
Perv heaven?
May well mean going somewhere where I'll get a suntan but at least I'll be warm.
the salon is just a cover story in case the Russians are watching.
#suntan
#didn'tsignupforthisshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn9E5i7l-Eg The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYkbqzWVHZI
